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The Killing Lights

2009-11-23T11:47:39-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 26, Words: 14,992, Reviews: 136 Updated: 11-23-09 Published: 9-9-09
Status: In-Progress

AU: Voldemort kills baby Harry. Bellatrix loses her unborn child after shielding the Dark Lord from a Killing Curse. Their child's death causes Rod to abandon Bella, leaving Voldemort to care for her in her current fragile mental state.

Bitter Echo

2009-11-14T09:59:56-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 131, Words: 44,638, Reviews: 1201 Updated: 11-14-09 Published: 9-25-08
Status: In-Progress

After a particularly brutal punishment, Bellatrix suffers a complete mental breakdown. As he tries to put her broken mind back together, Voldemort discovers that her madness and sadistic tendencies are rooted in abuse. WARNING: RAPE. ABUSE. TORTURE.

Burn Now

2009-10-26T21:02:58-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,997, Reviews: 84 Updated: 10-26-09 Published: 7-17-09
Status: In-Progress

AU. After the fall of the Dark Lord, Lucius and Rodolphus end up in Azkaban. Narcissa has an emotional breakdown and quickly turns into a drug addict, and Bellatrix is stuck raising Draco on her own. Will be BellaxVoldemort in later chapters.

Happy?

2009-10-25T11:09:17-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 314, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-25-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. The day the Death Eaters break out of Azkaban, Rodolphus no longer recognizes Bellatrix. Not because of the way she looks, but because all of his happy memories have been stripped away...

Panties

2009-10-15T11:13:10-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Apollo J. & Trucy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 156, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Trucy asks Apollo if he's seen her missing panties. He says he hasn't...

Edgeworth's Confession

2009-10-15T10:59:26-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Miles E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 403, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

A different take on the scene where Edgeworth confesses to the DL-6 murder. Oneshot.

What It Looks Like

2009-10-15T10:51:56-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Miles E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

What's going on here? It's exactly what it looks like...

A Surprise Visit

2009-10-15T10:44:48-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Miles E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. What if the granddaughter Manfred von Karma mentioned didn't belong to his older daughter?

A Dog Named Phoenix

2009-10-15T10:41:40-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Phoenix W./Nick
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. No pairing. What if Manfred von Karma was telling the truth when he said his granddaughter had a dog named Phoenix?

Swimsuits

2009-10-15T10:29:35-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Maya F.
Chapters: 2, Words: 469, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

Twoshot. Maya and Franziska go swimsuit shopping, then everyone goes to beach.

Disabled Complexes

2009-10-11T23:08:23-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 230, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-11-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. A short drabble in which Bellatrix and Voldemort discover that the real thing just doesn't measure up to their fantasies of each other.

Rosiel Is Red

2009-09-22T14:49:58-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Angel Sanctuary
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: Rosiel & Katan
Chapters: 1, Words: 41, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

Rosiel has a special Valentine for his favorite angel... a twist on the classic poem.

Even Hungrier

2009-09-15T12:06:39-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Sweeney T. & Nellie L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 395, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-15-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. The long awaited sequel to Hungry. Vampire!Sweeney.

Exsanguination

2009-09-14T08:51:02-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Loveless
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy
Pairing: Soubi A. & Hitomi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-14-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Soubi doesn't get there in time to protect Ritsuka's teacher from Zero.

Starting To Get An Attraction

2009-09-07T22:07:24-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,059, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-7-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. 37mm series but can stand on its own. This is the full-length version of "Stop and Stare", including the actual fight. Has a different ending.

Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

2009-09-07T19:57:24-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 484, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-7-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sequel to Please Be Here.

Everyday Frustrations: A Million Little Things

2009-09-02T08:39:23-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 2,487, Reviews: 28 Updated: 9-2-09 Published: 3-14-09
Status: In-Progress

This is a rabbit hutch to contain all the little plot bunnies that don't fit in my other fics and are too small to stand alone. May also include crossover, bad jokes, crack pairings, etc. NEW: Singular Effusion?

Hey, Angel

2009-09-01T18:53:57-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Quistis T. & Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 311, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-1-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. A different take on the scene where Quistis talks to Squall on the balcony after he dances with Rinoa. SquallxQuistis.

Shallow Sleep

2009-08-28T00:31:05-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 366, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Drabble, songfic. Bellatrix dreams of her master as she wastes away in Azkaban.

Bellatrix Black and the Death Prince

2009-08-25T17:31:17-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Family
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 16, Words: 30,095, Reviews: 88 Updated: 8-25-09 Published: 2-19-08
Status: In-Progress

A very different Harry Potter in which Snape never becomes a Death Eater, Bellatrix hears the prophecy and assumes it means Neville, Voldemort has a backup plan, Harry is raised by Sirius, and everything comes to a head in Harry's 2nd year at Hogwarts.

In Every Scene of the Night

2009-08-25T11:42:42-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 363, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-25-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. She was caught between two men, both of whom did not love her. 37mm series but can stand on its own. RodolphusxBellaxVoldemort triangle.

Bitter Echo Sidestories and Alternate Endings

2009-08-24T20:43:29-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,258, Reviews: 40 Updated: 8-24-09 Published: 11-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Exactly what the title says. Each chapter will contain a sidestory or alternate ending to Bitter Echo. Rating may be changed to M later. NEW ALTERNATE ENDING: Rod Loves Bella & Never Cheats

Kill Me Shining

2009-08-19T00:23:07-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 620, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Is it possible for someone to suddenly develop an obsessive/compulsive disorder? 37mm series, but can stand on its own.

I Might Need You

2009-08-18T19:17:49-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Nellie L. & Sweeney T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-18-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. When Sweeney hurts Mrs. Lovett and loses her affection, he finds out he might need her after all.

All The Small Things

2009-08-18T14:20:07-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 30, Words: 4,074, Reviews: 164 Updated: 8-18-09 Published: 4-22-08
Status: In-Progress

A collection of short unrelated oneshots covering all the jokes and unused plot bunnies that didn't make it into my fics. Will be full of crack, fluff, all kinds of crazy stuff, etc. Lots of Bella, but includes other characters. NEW: True Indentity

Forever and Forever

2009-08-17T00:25:28-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 370, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-17-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Their relationship is stuck in an eternal stalemate. 37mm series, but can stand on its own.

Reach Out

2009-08-12T17:46:18-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 807, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-12-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Andromeda was not the only Black sister who ever considered running off with Mudblood trash. But once she did, Bellatrix couldn't. BellaxRodolphus.

Teach Me To Submit

2009-08-10T18:43:30-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 475, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-10-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort has found a mate for Nagini but she rejects the male snake, so Voldemort uses Bellatrix to give his pet an example of mating with a lowlier creature than oneself.

Daddy

2009-08-07T11:37:31-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Kagura & Naraku
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. In the scene where Kagura confronts Naraku after her first battle with Koga and Inuyasha, what if she had reacted differently? Naraku gets a little taste of what being a father feels like.

Walk Five Seasons With My Cane

2009-08-06T20:56:10-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,346, Reviews: 26 Updated: 8-6-09 Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

AU. Five oneshots set in a world where Cuddy is the one who had the infarction and House is the one who operated on her behind her back. HousexStacy, CuddyxHouse onesided. ChasexCuddy in later chapters. NOW COMPLETE. BONUS ALTERNATE ENDING.

The Winter Prince

2009-08-06T18:28:34-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Wicked Lovely
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/General
Pairing: Beira & Keenan
Chapters: 1, Words: 496, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-6-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. If Beira had loved her son, he would have become a Winter Prince instead of the Summer King.

The Final

2009-07-28T13:43:49-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-28-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. AU. Lily resorts to surprising measures to protect her child from Voldemort.

Semantics

2009-07-28T10:01:17-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Wicked Lovely
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Drama
Pairing: Bananach & Niall
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-28-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Niall tries to find the right words with which to explain his relationship with Bananach to Seth.

Lost Something

2009-07-27T13:06:31-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 50, Words: 18,878, Reviews: 206 Updated: 7-27-09 Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

DISCONTINUED.

Blood, and Other Less Identifiable Liquids

2009-07-22T19:39:11-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Wicked Lovely
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Bananach & Niall
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-22-09
Status: Complete

A short oneshot in which Seth doesn't quite get what's going on when Niall and Bananach disappear together for half an hour after their fight in the Crow's Nest. NiallxBananach pairing.

540,000 Degrees Fahrenheit

2009-07-20T13:54:58-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Wicked Lovely
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Bananach & Keenan
Chapters: 1, Words: 412, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-20-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Takes place after Fragile Eternity. After losing both his beloved queens, Keenan falls prey to the machinations of Bananach. KeenanxBananach pairing.

You Know, Support Groups Boy

2009-07-14T13:52:47-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Fight Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 2,639, Reviews: 43 Updated: 7-14-09 Published: 8-6-08
Status: Complete

Jack calls Marla after his apartment explodes, and actually talks to her. Thing is, he never told her his name so he is forced to identify himself as Support Groups Boy. Jack and Marla living together! Jack x Marla. Now complete.

Skull Fragments: A Million Tiny Pieces

2009-07-08T10:31:07-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 1,630, Reviews: 40 Updated: 7-8-09 Published: 7-24-08
Status: In-Progress

A collection of drabbles, bad jokes, crack pairings, and basically any little thing that pops into my head. NEW: Total Mouthgasm

Send Them To The Twilight

2009-06-30T12:05:27-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sleepy Hollow
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Movie based. Instead of breaking the branch and letting the horseman get killed, the little girl decides to help him hide.

Pain Redefined

2009-06-25T12:51:14-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 15, Words: 9,270, Reviews: 115 Updated: 6-25-09 Published: 7-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Bones is kidnapped by a serial killer and held captive for 145 days. After she's rescued, in addition to solving the mystery of the mass murders, she must deal with her worst fears: children, psychology, marriage, and her feelings for Booth.

The Fairy Touch

2009-06-13T09:44:02-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Skip Beat!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Ren & Kyouko
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,224, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-13-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. When a fairy appears claiming to be Corn, what will Ren do? Is his secret the only thing that can save Kyoko from her own delusions, or will Reino be the one to vanquish their foe? RenxKyoko, with slight ReinoxKyoko onesided.

Found Something

2009-06-12T08:40:36-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: L. Cuddy & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. If I'd allowed House and Cuddy to have their happy ending in "Lost Something", it might have gone something like this.

What If I Said Yes?

2009-06-05T10:17:09-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 564, Reviews: 29 Published: 6-5-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. When Cuddy asks Cameron if she's in love with House, instead of turning the question back on her Cameron admits that she IS still in love with House. And with House showing an interest in Cameron, Cuddy is forced to make a move or lose the game.

Save Me From Drowning In My Dreams

2009-06-05T08:32:36-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Yuuko I. & K. Watanuki
Chapters: 1, Words: 360, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-5-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Based on the scene at the end of v.12 of the manga. Watanuki asks Yuko if she has a wish that he can grant. She hugs him in the dream, and he wakes up to find her lying beside him. YukoxWatanuki

Every Little Thing

2009-06-01T09:40:18-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 2,341, Reviews: 30 Updated: 6-1-09 Published: 3-6-08
Status: In-Progress

drabbles, crack pairings, bad jokes, crossover, etc. A collection of every little thing that pops into my head. NEW: And the diagnosis is...

Archetype

2009-05-29T09:40:37-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Princess Debut
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 580, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. When Princess Sabrina can't find his house, Lucas realizes that something is wrong and figures out that she's not the same Sabrina who is his childhood friend.

Act of God

2009-05-29T08:13:55-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Crossover: Fruits Basket and xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Akito S. & Yuuko I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 487, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Watanuki discovers an empty jar labeled "God" when he is cleaning the treasure storehouse, and Yuko tells him the story of the wish that placed it in her possession.

52 Pick Up

2009-05-27T10:37:28-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 48 Published: 5-27-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. When you knock down a house of cards, you have to at least try pick them up again. House asks Cuddy if she knows what question hookers always ask him.

Blood Puddle

2009-05-22T08:51:19-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Hatori S. & Akito S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-22-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Hatori is woken up in the middle of the night by a panicking maid who found Akito lying a pool of blood. Luckily Shigure knows exactly what's wrong.

Collateral Damage

2009-05-21T12:07:12-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: R. Chase & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-21-09
Status: Complete

Onehsot. No pairing. While detoxing, House finds himself discussing matters of God and faith with Chase and comes to a surprising conclusion about himself.

Go Ascend With Ivy

2009-05-19T10:10:17-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Fang & Max
Chapters: 7, Words: 2,645, Reviews: 103 Updated: 5-19-09 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Extended version of God Called In Sick Today. Max and Fang have been playing mom and dad to the flock for a long time, but what will happen when Fang gets Max pregnant? Max x Fang, with Iggy x Max onesided. NOW COMPLETE.

Am I Your Anything?

2009-05-14T11:54:00-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Skip Beat!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kyouko & Ren
Chapters: 1, Words: 672, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-14-09
Status: Complete

What would have happened if Ren got there in time to save Kyoko from Reino in the woods at Karuizawa? Something like this! Oneshot. KyokoxRen

No Match For Such Craft

2009-05-13T10:46:50-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Nellie L. & Sweeney T.
Chapters: 13, Words: 8,287, Reviews: 128 Updated: 5-13-09 Published: 8-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Turpin had a different plan to get Benjamin arrested and get Lucy for himself, one that worked. Now, 15 years later, Sweeney returns to find that Lucy is happily married to Turpin. Mrs. Lovett is miserable, and a grandmother! TurpinxLucy. SweeneyxLovett.

Scarlet Sand

2009-05-12T10:27:00-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Akito S. & Shigure S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 559, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-12-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Shigure always resented the way Ren treated Akito but now he understands it, because he feels the same way about his own child. Dark and angsty.

Leave Out All The Rest

2009-05-08T09:11:04-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Akito S. & Shigure S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 637, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Kureno leaves the Sohma family when his curse breaks. Akito suffers but knows she must let them go, as every curse breaks until only Shigure is left by her side. AkitoxShigure pairing.

Running Blind

2009-05-07T10:54:37-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Angst
Pairing: L. Cuddy & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 237, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

A short oneshot in which Cuddy finds out she is pregnant and goes to Wilson for advice.

If I Go To Hell, Will You Come With Me?

2009-04-30T11:54:17-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Shishio & Yumi
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,292, Reviews: 19 Updated: 4-30-09 Published: 2-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Shishio and Yumi meet, although not on the best of terms. They end up learning each other's stories and, despite her intention not to, Yumi finds herself falling in love. Also includes young Sojiro cuteness! NOW COMPLETE

Mischief! A Million Little Things

2009-04-29T08:15:51-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 36, Words: 7,265, Reviews: 138 Updated: 4-29-09 Published: 5-31-08
Status: In-Progress

Oneshots, bad jokes, crossover, crack pairings, etc. Basically, a playground of ridiculousness and any ideas I happen to be playing with. ch 29 is not humor. NEW: Running Commentary

Puppy

2009-04-09T12:54:11-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: L. Cuddy & R. Chase
Chapters: 1, Words: 797, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-9-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. After bad breakups with their significant others, Chase and Cuddy find each other at a bar and end up going home together. Starts angsty, ends fluffy. No dogbabies appear in this fic. You'll see why I named it that in the end...

All Midnight Eyes

2009-04-06T10:58:33-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Princess Debut
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. After Isabel tries to get Sabrina disqualified for being a fake at the dance competition, Cesar admits that he knew she wasn't the real princess all along. CesarxSabrina

My Fatal Mistake

2009-04-02T10:39:44-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: R. Chase & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 314, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-2-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. After learning that Chase kissed a nine year old patient, House calls the police.

My Dog Is Named Scruffy

2009-03-24T10:44:55-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Dick G. & Franziska vK.
Chapters: 11, Words: 3,195, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Franziska gives Dick a collar and makes him her pet dog. Love triangle with Edgeworth in later chs. This is an edited and expanded version of the Little Present chs that were posted in AMLT. Chapter 3 is a brand new, never before seen part of the story!

Always The Wrong Answer

2009-03-20T07:55:04-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Skip Beat!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kyouko & Ren
Chapters: 1, Words: 279, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-20-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Trying to learn more about how relationships work, Kyoko and Ren play dating sim video games. Unfortunately, Ren is still quite dense when it comes to understanding women's feelings.

Smile

2009-03-20T07:22:31-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Princess Debut
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 177, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-20-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Kiefer asks Sabrina why she smiles when she dances, and Sabrina gives him the wrong answer.

Please Be Here

2009-03-18T12:06:09-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-18-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Songfic. After they kiss, when House turns to leave Cuddy begs him to stay. HousexCuddy.

Sacred Lie

2009-03-11T10:59:06-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Skip Beat!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Reino & Kyouko
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 22 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

What would have happened if Sho didn't get there in time to protect Kyoko? A short oneshot, just a little present for my beloved Reino.

He Let Her Touch His Vampire Fangs

2009-03-04T11:59:36-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Vampire Knight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Kaname & Yuuki
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. A different take on the scene where Kaname let Yuki touch his fangs. Childhood memories, YukixKaname fluff.

One Winged Angel

2009-03-02T11:12:32-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Iggy
Chapters: 1, Words: 723, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Iggy's human girlfriend from Virginia, Tess, finds out she is pregnant after the flock disappears. Will she give birth to an avian hybrid, a normal human, or a complete genetic disaster?

Sons of Plunder

2009-02-25T12:40:15-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Skip Beat!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Kyouko & Shoutaro
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,502, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. The day Kyoko meets Vie Ghoul, she already has the means of their destruction in her possession. Will Sho accept her offer of help and destroy Vie Ghoul before they can destroy him? NOT a romantic ShoxKyoko pairing.

Forbidden

2009-02-25T10:28:20-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Judge Turpin & Nellie L.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,750, Reviews: 28 Updated: 2-25-09 Published: 7-12-08
Status: In-Progress

a bittersweet Turpin x Lovett pairing. At first, she figures she can use his interest in her to lure him to Sweeney's shop. But as she realizes how nice it is to have someone really pay attention to her, she starts to have feelings of her own.

God Called In Sick Today

2009-02-12T11:35:41-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Fang & Max
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. When the Erasers come to capture Angel, they take Fang and Max instead. Why? I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count.

White Lines

2009-02-12T10:24:30-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Debbie sees white lines on Alice's wrist and is worried that the older woman may be cutting herself. Why does Darren think it's funny?

Beagle!

2009-02-07T07:34:50-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Skip Beat!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Reino & Kyouko
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 21 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Reino buys Kyoko a new pet. Kyoko, of course, flips out.

Chance Meeting in Hell

2009-01-29T10:15:34-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Crossover: Rurouni Kenshin and Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: Shishio & Sweeney T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 410, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-29-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Crossover. Two deaths by blade, two deaths by fire. Meiji Japan and Victorian England happened around the same time in history, so it's not impossible that two certain couples went to Hell at the same time...

Blind Game Again

2009-01-19T13:20:40-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,933, Reviews: 74 Updated: 1-19-09 Published: 11-26-08
Status: In-Progress

Without knowing the exact purpose of what she is doing, having only been told that this is the way to save her master, Bellatrix is sent back in time to adopt and raise Tom Riddle. NOW COMPLETE.

She Had The World

2009-01-16T08:24:23-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Final Fantasy I-VI
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kain & Barabariccia/Valvalicia
Chapters: 1, Words: 417, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Drabble. A bittersweet KainxValvalicia pairing, with hints of KainxRosa onesided. The wind fiend never loved Kain and he didn't think he could love her, either. But they used each other during those lonely nights, and he always thought of Rosa.

Stop and Stare

2009-01-13T11:05:02-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-13-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. 37mm series but can stand on its own. During an argument, the Dark Lord tells Bella that her husband is in love with her sister.

The Sky Above The Sky Below

2009-01-03T09:03:34-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 557, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-3-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. 37mm series but can stand on its own. Spilled pearls. Did he break something? Only her heart, but she doesn't know that yet.

Kiss and Control

2009-01-02T08:46:58-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Anissina vK. & Gwendal vV.
Chapters: 1, Words: 943, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Wolfram decides he is ready to kiss Yuri so he goes to his big brother for advice, and learns the shocking story of Gwendal's first kiss! WolframxYuri. GwendalxAnissina.

Vanilla Lace

2008-12-30T13:28:42-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 450, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-30-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. 37mm series, but can stand on its own. Proposing at someone else's wedding would be completely tacky, right?

Your Weakness Kills Everone

2008-12-26T10:21:57-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-26-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Bellatrix tortures the Longbottoms into insanity and beyond, while Barty Crouch Jr. begs her to stop. It is her moment of insane rage that delayed them long enough to get arrested, and only Rodolphus seems to know the reason behind it.

Hate Every Beautiful Day

2008-12-23T10:24:34-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. 37mm series, but can stand on its own. Three words say so much about a marriage that failed before it began.

There Are Feathers Everywhere

2008-12-22T13:50:34-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 387, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-22-08
Status: Complete

Wedding day anxiety and worried sisters. Another snapshot from the world of "37mm". Can stand on its own.

37mm

2008-12-22T12:26:20-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 278, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-22-08
Status: Complete

A snapshot of Bellatrix and Rodolphus's relationship, from a world where Rod is slowly falling out of love with Bella as she becomes more and more tainted by darkness.

Your Suicide

2008-12-15T13:35:48-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Skip Beat!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Kyouko & Shoutaro
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,658, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. One night Sho comes home and finds Kyoko barely alive after a suicide attempt. At the hospital, waiting to find out if she'll live or die, he realizes he doesn't want to lose her. Sho x Kyoko. Dark and angsty, but has a happy ending.

The Phoenix He Helped Create

2008-12-09T09:55:33-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 29, Words: 9,388, Reviews: 155 Updated: 12-9-08 Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to Nothing From Nowhere. The war isn't over yet. Now that Voldemort has the prophecy, does he stand a chance against Harry Potter and will Harry regret saving Bellatrix's life? Features a CLAMPesque subplot w/ visions of mortal doom. NOW COMPLETE.

Nonfatally Dispose of Your Little Darlings

2008-12-08T10:20:36-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 332, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-8-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. The Lestrange children learn too late that Mother always makes good on her threats. Written in response to Jacalyn Hyde's "Kill Your Little Darlings".

Death Drinkers 3

2008-12-06T08:34:30-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 861, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-6-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. The usual group, plus Snape, gets called to the Dark Lord's room for drunk funtime. This time the game is Describe Your Sex Life With Song Titles. Warnings for drinking and sexual references.

Slither

2008-11-24T11:17:29-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Nagini
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-24-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Bellatrix is surprised to discover that Lord Voldemort loves his snake. Physically. Rated T for sexual references/beastiality.

Diamond Dust

2008-11-22T09:12:36-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. A little scene from a relationship in which Bellatrix guards her heart more carefully than Voldemort guards his.

Skeleton Shirts

2008-11-22T07:39:27-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Diablo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 147, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sequel to Skeleton Pants. Crack. The Sorceress, Necromancer and Barbarian further discuss the clothing habits of skeletal enemies.

Cuts and Bruises: A Million Little Things

2008-11-15T08:16:43-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Fight Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 1,384, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-15-08 Published: 8-20-08
Status: In-Progress

It's another one of LazyCatfish27's infamous drabble collections! A series of unrelated oneshots, crack, jokes so bad they're painful to read, fluff, etc. I TAKE REQUESTS. NEW: Hug Time

Black Hole Hearts

2008-11-15T08:12:40-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-15-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Unhappy people have affairs. LuciusxBella.

I Am Jack's True Awakening

2008-11-15T07:57:29-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Crossover: Fight Club and Angel Sanctuary
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Katan
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-15-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Takes place within the final scene of the movie Fight Club. Jack realizes that he and Marla are actually the reincarnations of a certain pair of angels...

Liberate

2008-11-10T09:31:56-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 456, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-10-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sequel to Perfect Insanity. More lyrics, more insanity. And, as indicated by the title, something or someone is being set free. No names named, but you'll know who I'm talking about.

Unsatisfied

2008-11-08T12:22:16-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sweeney T. & Nellie L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 486, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-8-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sweeney isn't satisfied until not one drop of blood remains in his victim's corpse. Mrs. Lovett seems rather irritated at having to clean up all the blood all the time.

Lights Out

2008-11-07T08:28:22-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Sam & Leah
Chapters: 1, Words: 176, Reviews: 25 Published: 11-7-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Jacob comes bearing bad news, but for some reason tells Sam a lightbulb joke first.

Perfect Insanity

2008-11-03T12:11:03-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 385, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. The title says it all.

bitter echoes

2008-10-29T10:15:07-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-29-08
Status: Complete

A poem based on my fic, Bitter Echo.

Kiss My Eyes and Lay Me to Sleep

2008-10-13T10:03:10-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 268, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Something different happens when Voldemort tries to kill Harry. Voldemort lives and Bellatrix dies. What will the Dark Lord do now?

Death Drinkers 2: Karaoke

2008-10-10T12:48:14-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,315, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-10-08
Status: Complete

Crack of the highest order. The much anticipated sequel to Death Drinkers. This time they go to bar, play a little I Never, and sing karaoke. Even more random than the first one.

Of Moons and Strings

2008-09-11T12:48:03-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Nellie L. & Sweeney T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,870, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-11-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sequel to One Night. The tale of how a young werewolf left her pack to chase after love, and ended up becoming Mrs. Lovett instead. How will Sweeney Todd react to the secret past she reveals? Sweeney x Lovett

One Night

2008-09-09T10:20:26-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Nellie L. & Sweeney T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 992, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-9-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Mrs. Lovett wakes up naked in Sweeney's arms with no memory of what happened the night before. How will Sweeney explain himself?

Hungry

2008-09-03T10:12:11-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Nellie L. & Sweeney T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 643, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-3-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sweeney Todd was hungry for something other than dinner. But Mrs. Lovett agreed to give it to him before she knew what she was getting herself into. Sweeney x Lovett.

Blood and Chocolate

2008-09-02T09:39:06-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Nellie L. & Sweeney T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-2-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Mrs. Lovett is acting strange and it's up to Sweeney to set her straight. Good thing he's able to figure out exactly what's wrong with her! mild Sweeney x Lovett.

Fair Trade: Alternate End

2008-08-29T08:36:09-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Nellie L. & Sweeney T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 398, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-29-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. "Come here, my love. Not a thing to fear, my love." Mrs. Lovett is too terrified to speak during the final scene and Sweeney speaks these words to her sincerely, not like in the movie. Sweeney x Lovett.

Nothing From Nowhere

2008-08-25T13:07:42-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 25, Words: 9,601, Reviews: 162 Updated: 8-25-08 Published: 5-17-08
Status: Complete

Voldemort erases Bellatrix's memories of any love she ever felt for him. He comes to regret his decision but the memory spell is too strong for him to reverse. Can he force her to fall in love with him again or is she lost to him forever? NOW COMPLETE.

Who Did This To You?

2008-08-02T10:02:04-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Fight Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-2-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. The "OMG! What happened to your hand?" conversation might have gone something like this if not interrupted by Tyler. Slight Marla x Jack.

Avarice

2008-07-30T07:27:21-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 188, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-30-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Bellatrix is obviously in love with Lord Voldemort, so why did she end up married to someone else? Rodolphus thinks he knows the answer to that question.

Doesn't Feel Like Reality

2008-07-22T14:54:52-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Fight Club
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Tyler Durden not being a real person? Doesn't feel like reality to me.

Pain

2008-07-22T09:45:42-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 309, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Mrs. Lovett likes the pain. she enjoys being pushed against the wall and having the razor pressed against her throat, cause she'd rather feel pain than nothing at all.

Omega Sigil

2008-07-19T11:53:44-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Crossover: Petshop Of Horrors and Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Mystery
Pairing: Papa D & Toby R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 845, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-19-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Toby wants to protect Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney's violent tendencies, and decides that what she really needs is a loyal pet that can protect her. What will the mysterious Chinese count sell them?

Leaving You

2008-07-16T10:25:48-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 379, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-16-08
Status: Complete

Mrs. Lovett is sick of everything, and she decides to leave Sweeney but can she go through with it? Oneshot. Short and silly. Slight Sweeney x Lovett.

The Sea, and Your Knee

2008-07-14T10:41:08-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Sweeney T. & Nellie L.
Chapters: 11, Words: 3,819, Reviews: 53 Updated: 7-14-08 Published: 6-9-08
Status: Complete

Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett discuss their future, without being interrupted by Anthony. Full of songs! NOW COMPLETE.

Snakes and Stones

2008-07-07T16:06:06-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-7-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sequel to As Blood Calls. SERIES FINALE. Bellatrix plans her revenge against Narcissa and Rodolphus. Voldemort finally sorts out his feelings. And some surprising surprises as well. Bella x Voldemort.

Flash of the Forbidden

2008-06-21T09:22:42-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Judge Turpin & Nellie L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 18 Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. She knew it was wrong, but it felt so good. To have someone listen to her, and appreciate her for once. TurpinxLovett.

Crystal Castle

2008-06-13T10:50:55-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,877, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sequel to Roses. This is Bella's version of Glass Houses. It is very different from the Voldemort version because we are seeing Bella's thoughts and feelings during the encounter. Even the actions are perceived differently.

Voice of Salvation: Alternate End

2008-05-31T08:53:49-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sweeney T. & Nellie L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 811, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-31-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Alternate ending. What if when Mrs. Lovett had actually been in danger when she screamed? What if Sweeney never got a good look at the beggar woman's corpse? What if he found out that the "lad" he'd almost killed was really Johanna?

Let's Away

2008-05-28T11:02:22-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Nellie L. & Sweeney T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 456, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-28-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. What if Sweeney killed the judge before Anthony burst in? Well, things would turn out a bit more like THIS!

Sweeney Todd's Love Like Winter

2008-05-28T10:54:40-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sweeney T. & Nellie L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 242, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-28-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Instead of simply saying "Leave me", Sweeney Todd starts singing AFI's Love Like Winter.

Forever Haunted

2008-05-28T10:48:30-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Nellie L. & Sweeney T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-28-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sweeney Todd sings of being haunted by his memories. Takes place before the "My Friends" song, right when he walks into his old room.

Snakescale and Spiderstring

2008-05-28T07:20:13-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-28-08
Status: Complete

Voldemort struggles to understand Bellatrix's emotional needs as he tries to comfort her after the events of Glass Houses. Oneshot. A different version of As Blood Calls.

Death Drinkers

2008-05-28T07:14:01-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 36 Published: 5-28-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort invites the Malfoys, the Lestranges, and Greyback over for a game of I Never which descends into drunken chaos. WARNINGS: for heavy drinking, cussing, and sexual references.

December 27th

2008-05-22T09:28:47-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Minerva M. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,560, Reviews: 16 Updated: 5-22-08 Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to A Sirius Christmas Present. Minerva comes to give Sirius his REAL Christmas present, a day out. The only problem is that she hasn't exactly got permission to do it. Minerva x Sirius. NOW COMPLETE!

Neville Is Forgetful

2008-05-05T12:16:51-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Neville L. & Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-5-08
Status: In-Progress

Oneshot. Crack. The confrontation between Neville Longbottom and Bellatrix Lestrange wouldn't be so dramatic if he couldn't remember her first name...

Once You've Got the Taste

2008-05-02T10:11:48-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 477, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Movie scene fic. Voldemort goads Harry into commiting a minor evil, setting Harry on the path of darkness.

As Blood Calls

2008-05-02T10:08:40-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,077, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sequel to Glass Houses. Voldemort struggles to understand what Bellatrix needs from him as he looks for ways to resolve the situation. VoldemortxBellatrix

Who's Your Prince?

2008-04-28T10:00:44-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Severus S. & Petunia D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 859, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. When young Lily accidently casts a Sleeping Beauty spell on her sister, can the Half Blood Prince's kiss wake her up, and is Severus even willing to give it? slight SnapexPetunia with overtones of onesided SnapexLily.

throwing stones

2008-04-17T12:05:41-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-17-08
Status: Complete

A poem based on my fics "Roses" and "Glass Houses".

Fight With Fire

2008-04-16T13:42:55-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Phoenix W./Nick
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,982, Reviews: 47 Updated: 4-16-08 Published: 11-19-07
Status: Complete

post T&T. When Maya starts dating Edgeworth, Phoenix is crushed. He invites Franziska to take over his life and turn him into a prosecutor. Using art to relieve stress, Phoenix begins drawing comics. Major Phoenix x Franziska. NOW COMPLETE

Glass Houses

2008-04-14T10:14:47-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,666, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-14-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. sequel to Roses. Bellatrix finds the answer she was looking for, but this discovery is eclipsed by the revelation of a betrayal that shatters her reality and now it is up to Voldemort to pick up the pieces. VoldemortxBella.

A Sirius Christmas Present

2008-04-10T09:35:12-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 497, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-10-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Takes place during Christmas of OOTP. Sirius receives a Christmas present from Minerva and wonders what it is and why she would send him such a thing. Slight MinervaxSirius onesided.

Roses

2008-04-08T10:21:37-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Voldemort & Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-8-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. When you're Lord Voldermort, the command "say my name" might be more complicated than your lover thinks it is. VoldemortxBellatrix.

This Time Imperfect

2008-04-05T12:46:19-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 838, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-5-08
Status: Complete

Bellatrix pleads for mercy when Rodolphus and Lucius screw up, and is tortured in their place. Oneshot. BellaxVoldemort onesided, with slight BellaxRodolphus. WARNINGS for: torture and masochism.

Endlessly, She Said

2008-03-15T10:14:01-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 240, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-15-08
Status: Complete

Still each time I meant every word, every word. I think the song goes well with them. Oneshot. Bellatrix x Voldemort onesided.

Here's To The Night

2008-03-06T09:39:52-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Megumi & Sanosuke
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

A short oneshot about a pathetic attempt at a relationship.

Hello, L

2008-02-22T10:33:55-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Crossover: Death Note and Saw
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Humor
Pairing: L
Chapters: 1, Words: 649, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-22-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Crossover with Saw. L's tape, L's trap, and L's reaction. Can L outwit Jigsaw or will he have to play by the rules?

Firefly

2008-02-09T12:59:30-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Skip Beat!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 504, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-9-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. No pairing. When Ren Tsuruga tells Kyoko she can beat Sho Fuwa by singing, Kyoko takes his advice seriously. How will Sho react to "Firefly"?

Centerfold

2008-01-28T09:42:20-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Miles E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,459, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-28-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Miles x Franziska. There is a rumor that going around that Franziska posed for a dirty magazine. Can Edgeworth protect her reputation, or is the rumor true?

Test of Perfection

2008-01-22T09:39:18-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Phoenix W./Nick
Chapters: 1, Words: 689, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Phoenix is tired of hearing Franziska talk about how perfect she is and challenges her to prove her perfection. By having her read Fox In Socks out loud. Slight Phoenix x Franziska onesided

Bakuretsu Gyakuten Ai

2008-01-21T10:03:00-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Miles E.
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,668, Reviews: 25 Updated: 1-21-08 Published: 10-31-07
Status: In-Progress

DISCONTINUED. A soap-opera style look at the love lives of our favorite attorneys, set 8 years after the events of JFA. Main pairings are MilesxFranziska and PhoenixxMaya.

Coffee?

2007-12-28T08:08:24-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Diego A. & Viola C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-28-07
Status: Complete

A short oneshot in which Godot goes to invesigate at Tender Lender and ends up drinking some of Violetta's special coffee. How will he react? Could this creepy Goth girl be just the woman for him?

Small Acts of Rebellion

2007-12-22T11:26:29-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Miles E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 637, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-22-07 Published: 10-3-07
Status: Complete

It is impossible for them to challenge Manfred von Karma's authority the way normal teenage children do with their parents, so they are limited to small acts of rebellion. Edgeworth x Franziska. Twoshot.

Skeleton Pants

2007-11-26T09:17:37-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Diablo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-26-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Crack. Why take time to stop and smell the roses when what you SHOULD be doing is questioning the skeleton pants?

The Last Kiss

2007-11-19T09:27:56-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Friendship
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Miles E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 517, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-19-07
Status: Complete

Why do Miles and Franziska hate each other so much? Because that's what Manfred von Karma trained them to do. Oneshot. Childhood memories. Slight Miles x Franziska.

Peppered Fish Guts

2007-11-13T09:53:54-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Angel S. & Dick G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 370, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-13-07
Status: Complete

A short oneshot about the infamous Peppered Fish Guts lunchbox, with hints of Gumshoe x Angel Starr

Shattered Psyche

2007-11-05T09:29:43-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Miles E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,057, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-5-07
Status: Complete

AA case 4. Edgeworth does not fall into the Gourd lake trap, and instead finds himself prosecuting another Christmas Eve murder. The defendant is Manfred von Karma and the victim is Franziska. And the real murderer is the last person anyone expected.

Want You Bad, so Breathe In

2007-10-20T07:52:18-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Phoenix W./Nick
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,062, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-20-07 Published: 4-19-07
Status: Complete

Want You Bad: Craving pain, Phoenix goes to an S&M club. Breathe In: a rated T love scene nothing graphic Phoenix X ?. recently upgraded from oneshot to twoshot.

Billy!

2007-09-22T09:29:34-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ema S. & Jake M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-22-07
Status: Complete

In the pursuit of scientific research, Ema Skye finds herself confronting a savage foe... Billy. Oneshot. Jake Marshall x Ema Skye.

Last Vestiges

2007-09-10T09:46:41-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: Dick G. & Franziska vK.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,031, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-10-07 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

Two of the newly dead, an angel and a devil, meet in the human world. Can they recover the memories of their lives and solve the mystery of their deaths before the last vestiges of their humanity are erased? FINAL CHAPTER IS UP

Veni, Vidi

2007-09-04T09:35:41-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Maya F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 515, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-4-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sequel to Vend. Slight Franziska x Maya. Days after their awkward parting at the vending machine, Franziska sends Maya a peace offering.

Vend

2007-08-22T07:36:41-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Maya F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 623, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-22-07
Status: Complete

A moment of fascination, a random act of kindess, Pikachu makes Franziska cry...? Oneshot. Slight Franziska x Maya.

Fruits Casket: The Reaper and the Rabbit

2007-08-02T12:51:15-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Crossover: Fruits Basket and Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Momiji S. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-2-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Bleach/Fruits Basket crossover. What happens when Rukia Kuchiki runs into Momiji Sohma... literally.

If Only I Had Protected You Then

2007-07-19T10:00:39-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,908, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-19-07 Published: 4-23-07
Status: Complete

a series of sad little scenes where the men of PW:AA save the women they love from the tragic happenings of the game... ch1:PhoenixxMia ch2 EdgeworthxFranziska ch3 NeilxEma ch4 MattxAdrian.

Sympathy from an Angel

2007-07-12T13:11:17-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Dick G. & Franziska vK.
Chapters: 12, Words: 12,423, Reviews: 36 Updated: 7-12-07 Published: 6-12-07
Status: Complete

Sympathy from the Devil, free of my original characters. For those who were upset with the abrupt ending of Devil, this one will come to a clear resolution. chapter 11 and a brief epilogue are up.

Perfect Excuse

2007-07-09T13:30:31-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Phoenix W./Nick & Franziska vK.
Chapters: 1, Words: 690, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-9-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Franziska von Karma will go to any lengths to hide the evidence of her tryst with Phoenix Wright.

A Stacy's Mom Complex

2007-07-05T10:09:57-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Miles E. & Manfred vK.
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-5-07
Status: Complete

A short oneshot detailing the young Miles Edgeworth's relationship with Franziska von Karma. Miles x Manfred onesided

LSD: The Mad Tea Party

2007-07-02T12:21:47-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Crossover: Petshop Of Horrors and Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Count D & L
Chapters: 1, Words: 501, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-2-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. What happens when L and D meet? A party. On Acid. I've thrown in Leon and Light for good measure.

My Life for Yours

2007-06-25T10:50:34-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Angel Sanctuary
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Raphael & Barbiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Takes place in the final scenes of the manga, during the confrontation between Raphael and Sandalphon. After Barbiel protects him from Sandalphon's attack, Raphael heals her, at the cost of his own life.

Very Hungry

2007-06-18T14:10:42-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Petshop Of Horrors
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 160, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-18-07
Status: Complete

A new pet leaves the Count in total distress... just a short little fic.

L's Real Name

2007-05-14T10:56:07-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-14-07
Status: Complete

A short fic about Light finding out L's real name shortly after meeting the man, and the consequences of such an action.

Leaving Me Haunted

2007-05-01T13:47:28-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Adrian A. & J. Corrida
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Companion to Evil Matt Saves the Day and DDEVIL. Juan Corrida sits alone in his jail cell, thinking back on his life...

DDEVIL

2007-04-19T11:06:05-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Adrian A. & Matt E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 808, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-19-07 Published: 4-16-07
Status: Complete

Now that they are officially together, Adrian is starting to have doubts about her relationship with Matt. Sequel to Evil Matt Saves The Day. Matt x Adrian. set to System of a Down's DDEVIL.

Objection! You Owe Me a Lapdance

2007-04-19T09:47:41-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Phoenix W./Nick
Chapters: 3, Words: 883, Reviews: 15 Updated: 4-19-07 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

If you win you get your revenge, but what do I get if I win...? slight Franziska x Phoenix. COMPLETE

Evil Matt Saves The Day

2007-04-09T09:51:37-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Adrian A. & Matt E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 892, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-9-07 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

Matt x Adrian. Twoshot. What if something different happened after the Superhero Grand Prix awards show?

Moonlighting

2007-04-09T09:22:22-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Franziska vK. & Phoenix W./Nick
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-9-07
Status: Complete

Moonlight. v. to secretly work a second job. Oneshot. No pairing.

I Don't Know How to Love You

2007-03-29T08:42:05-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Angel Sanctuary
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Rosiel & Katan
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-29-07
Status: Complete

drabble, songfic. A reflective piece set to AFI's The Killing Lights

The Black Gloves

2007-03-15T16:21:27-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Franziska vK.
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-15-07
Status: Complete

She's always wearing those gloves. The question is, why?

Objection! It's Your Birthday

2007-02-21T16:40:22-08:00

Author: LazyCatfish27
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Franziska vK.
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-21-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot, crack. Written before I finished playing JFA. Just a silly little fic about Franziska getting some birthday presents.