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Alternative Medicine

2009-10-23T13:07:59-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 52,731, Reviews: 193 Updated: 10-23-09 Published: 9-16-08
Status: In-Progress

Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.

The Head Boy's Education

2009-08-04T10:47:51-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 4, Words: 16,692, Reviews: 70 Updated: 8-4-09 Published: 7-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.

Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall

2009-03-17T13:22:44-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 67, Words: 352,382, Reviews: 1646 Updated: 3-17-09 Published: 3-2-07
Status: In-Progress

A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL

A Very Harem Christmas

2009-02-18T21:36:20-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,876, Reviews: 62 Updated: 2-18-09 Published: 12-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Eighteen years after Voldemort's demise and Snape's incarceration in New Azkaban, Clan Potter sends him the magical equivalent of the annual newsletters that occasionally get stuffed into muggle Holiday Cards. Harry/Harem holiday crack fiction.

The Python Defense

2008-12-17T20:48:42-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 4, Words: 30,088, Reviews: 106 Updated: 12-17-08 Published: 12-9-08
Status: In-Progress

Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based defense during a remedial potions lesson with Snape. Snape retaliates, and discovers Harry fantasy witch, forcing Harry to preemptively express his feelings to Hermione. She retaliates...against Snape.

A Coven of Prefects Harmony Version

2008-12-03T08:44:46-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 7, Words: 47,751, Reviews: 68 Updated: 12-3-08 Published: 6-24-08
Status: In-Progress

OotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?

Harry's Hydrotherapy

2008-08-02T17:34:11-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 13,932, Reviews: 71 Updated: 8-2-08 Published: 7-26-08
Status: In-Progress

Harry is hit by a dark curse that causes his skin and lungs to burn on contact with air. Hermione hits upon a novel treatment plan that involves hydrotherapy, hormones, and a backyard swimming pool. Harry/Hermione/Vector others?

A Coven of Prefects

2008-07-03T18:09:00-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Padma P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 15,029, Reviews: 31 Updated: 7-3-08 Published: 6-9-08
Status: In-Progress

Hermione and the other new fifth-year female prefects discover that their most important duties aren't described in their Prefect's Handbook. This Hr/Padma version is ON HIATUS. See "A Coven of Prefects - Harmony Version" for H/Hr in-progress updates.

Vanished Barriers

2008-07-01T08:13:11-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,298, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.

Overlapping Dots

2008-05-15T18:15:06-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,965, Reviews: 44 Published: 5-15-08
Status: Complete

Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.

Wizard Gone Wild

2008-05-08T15:35:00-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 29,319, Reviews: 101 Updated: 5-8-08 Published: 10-12-07
Status: In-Progress

Just another shameless plot device to make Harry and Hermione realize each other's feelings with the help of some bared skin...Yenta Tonks schemes when she's asked to provide the entertainment for the bachelorette party that Hermione is in charge of.

Testing Defenses

2008-01-18T12:13:01-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 43,636, Reviews: 312 Updated: 1-18-08 Published: 12-21-07
Status: Complete

Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.

The Sweat of a Gladiator

2007-10-18T14:10:38-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,795, Reviews: 43 Updated: 10-18-07 Published: 10-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Ron is poisoned, and the hag that holds the only available antidote wants Harry to pay for it in sweat. The catch? The sweat must be gathered by one virgin witch while Harry deflowers a second. Who is going to help? Who is qualified to help?

Potter the Poet

2007-05-29T07:54:56-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,491, Reviews: 18 Published: 5-29-07
Status: Complete

Harry and Ron have to write some postHBP poetry. Harry writes some angsty stuff about his hidden feelings for the girl that he loves...and then that girl reads it. Oneshot. Rated M for Ron's crude limmericks.

Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man

2007-04-13T10:19:38-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 16,109, Reviews: 77 Updated: 4-13-07 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

Harry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.

Turning Words Into Action

2007-02-24T21:10:59-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,229, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-24-07
Status: Complete

Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.

Movie Night at the Granger's

2007-02-23T18:24:48-08:00

Author: canoncansodoff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,749, Reviews: 56 Published: 2-23-07
Status: Complete

Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.