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Someone Help Me Think of A Better Title, Kthx

2012-11-27T14:26:25-08:00

Author: Bokaj Rellim
Pokémon
English, Rated: M
Parody/Adventure
Chapters: 9, Words: 15,618, Reviews: 21, In-Progress

Join Aero, a seemingly average Pokémon trainer on a not-so-average mission to become the Champion of the Kanto region. Based loosely on the GBA remakes of R/B because I'm racist against grayscale and also my gameboy is out of batteries. Stuff happens. It's pretty wonderful. Currently in the middle of rewriting older chapters that are full of awful.

Somewhere Over the Ocean

2012-09-15T21:31:54-08:00

Author: Bokaj Rellim
Lengendary Starfy
English, Rated: T
Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 443, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

This may or may not become a collection of horrible one-shots that any sane person would want to kill me for writing in the first place. I don't know yet. I like stars. Also, totally Papa Star x Mama Star. Totally.

Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones v2 point 0

2012-08-03T20:28:45-08:00

Author: Bokaj Rellim
Fire Emblem
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,649, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

So much better than the real game. Now with 10,000 percent more OC. It's not as bad as it sounds. Honest. Lol, it wouldn't let me use a period in the title.

Saving King Malcom Before He Is Died

2012-04-28T19:56:24-08:00

Author: Bokaj Rellim
Misc. Games
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,032, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

King Malcom has been kingnapped by goblins, elements, and dragons. He needs to be saved. Don't forget your HP Potions!

Bill The Pixel's Epic Quest Of Extreme Pongitude

2012-04-18T16:39:19-08:00

Author: Bokaj Rellim
Pong
English, Rated: T
Parody/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,676, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

An epic tale about the epic adventure of an epic pixel named Bill after escaping his former life of being batted back and forth by two feuding paddle brothers. God save us all.

A Day In The Life of Cicero

2012-04-15T11:20:50-08:00

Author: Bokaj Rellim
Elder Scroll series
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Cicero V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 634, Reviews: 13, Complete

A Cicero one-shot written by someone who's never played Skyrim. Because someone wanted me to.

Lucas The Vegetable Slayer

2011-09-27T12:00:44-08:00

Author: Bokaj Rellim
Dead Frontier
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,809, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Join Father Lucas the crazed priest as he travels throughout Fairview on a quest to wipe all vegetables from existence. Based on a true story. No really.

The ShapeShifting Fire Emblem

2007-03-22T14:18:40-08:00

Author: Bokaj Rellim
Fire Emblem
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 10, Complete

I have no idea.