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Lindsay and Heather's Tan

2009-11-09T22:47:17-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Total Drama Island
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lindsay & Heather
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,438, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

When Lindsay loses her bikini top, she realizes it's time to get a tan, and tries to take Heather along to cheer her up. Will Lindsay succeed?

Say Cheese!

2009-08-02T12:49:41-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Flaky buys a camera that reveals the future. Will she be able to save everyone in time?

Whatever Floats Your Boat

2009-07-24T16:40:57-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,087, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

Lumpy tries to fix his boat, but can he do it without an instruction manual?

Cold Turkey

2008-11-26T21:13:27-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,993, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-26-08
Status: Complete

It's Thanksgiving night and everyone's eating dinner at Pop's house. Dig in! It's flesh from the oven!

The Halloween Hunter

2008-11-21T17:23:35-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 973, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-21-08
Status: Complete

Things go bump in the night at a Happy Tree Party on Halloween when there's a killer on the loose...

Tough Love

2008-11-12T17:25:37-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 603, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-12-08
Status: Complete

Flippy and Petunia are married, but something doesn't seem right about this relationship...

Is There a Doner in the House?

2008-10-08T21:19:47-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 939, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Lumpy will steal your heart in this Halloween story that I wrote this for my English class LOL!

Carrot and Stick

2008-09-07T14:14:10-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-7-08
Status: Complete

Really short story. Completely random. Not much else to say here. lol

Love Is Blind

2008-08-31T18:01:41-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

A Happy Tree Friends Poem

Mr Krabs: The Untold Story

2008-08-27T17:44:04-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,242, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-27-08 Published: 2-28-08
Status: In-Progress

Ever wonder why Mr. Krabs doesn't have a wife or why his daughter is a whale? Well, SpongeBob finds out when he discovers Mr. Krabs crying in his office, leaving Mr. Krabs forced to tell the story of a past he wishes he could forget...

Giggles 911

2008-07-25T21:50:16-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,085, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

Cub is out of control so Pop calls the Nanny.

SpongeBob SexPants 20: Patricia Has a Penis!

2008-06-25T18:34:26-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,915, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

Possibly the last SpongeBob SexPants story. Patrick dresses like a girl to avoid being raped, but Mr. Krabs and Squidward find Patrick quite sexy as girl in this parody of "That's No Lady"!

HTF Fanfics Episode 23: Taken to the Woodshed

2007-11-06T17:13:52-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,565, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-6-07
Status: Complete

Starring Lifty & Shifty and Sniffles. Lifty and Shifty steal Sniffle's rocket while Sniffles is asleep. Final episode of the 2nd season. I'm still not sure if I will make a 3rd season. I might not have enough time to write anymore, but I'll try.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 22: Shot in the Dark

2007-10-29T18:28:23-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,630, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-29-07
Status: Complete

Starring Flaky and Lumpy. Flaky gets trapped in the darkness in this Halloweenthemed episode.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 21: Wrong in the Tooth

2007-10-22T16:48:44-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,570, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-22-07
Status: In-Progress

Starring Toothy. Toothy has a loose tooth and when Sniffles helps him take it out things get out of control.

HTF Fanfics Episode 20: Stitch in Time Saves Mime

2007-10-15T20:18:18-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,440, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-15-07
Status: Complete

Starring Mime. Mime gets a job at a fast food restaurant. But can he handle the lunch rush?

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 19: Sandy's Dildo

2007-10-15T20:15:23-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,200, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-15-07
Status: Complete

Parody of Sandy's Rocket. SpongeBob and Patrick fly off in Sandy's rocket and think that everyone in Bikini Bottom is an alien.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 19: Daylight Robbery

2007-10-07T16:56:16-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,458, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-7-07
Status: Complete

Starring: Lifty & Shifty. The two kleptomaniac brothers go on a robbing rampage, but things start getting out of control as usual.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 18: Silent Sex

2007-10-07T16:48:21-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,326, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-7-07
Status: Complete

SpongeBob knocks off Sandy's bra when playing karate and then he tries to rape her. Because of this Sandy refuses to talk to him.

SpongeBob SexPants 17: To Love a Crappy Patty

2007-09-30T19:12:20-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,678, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-30-07
Status: Complete

Parody of the episode 'To Love a Krabby Patty'. SpongeBob falls in love with a crappy patty and he wants to marry it.

HTF Fanfics Episode 18: Barking up the Wrong Tree

2007-09-30T19:09:44-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,759, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-30-07
Status: Complete

Starring Lumpy. Lumpy takes the kids on a field trip but he crashes the bus. So they decide to stay at an abandoned summer camp. But they don't know that a wild animal is the reason why it was abandoned...

HTF Fanfics Episode 17: Food for Thought

2007-09-23T18:01:51-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,733, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

Starring Lumpy, The Mole and Disco Bear. Disco Bear is injured and Lumpy the doctor tries to find packets of blood for him, but he mixes up packets of blood with packets of ketchup!

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 16: Hooker Unknown

2007-09-16T17:28:48-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,964, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-16-07
Status: Complete

Squidward tries to teach SpongeBob how to have sex and how to draw sensual pictures, but Squidward is the one who is stinks at art and SpongeBob is the one who's good drawing sensual pictures. Parody of the episode Artist Unknown.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 16: Shifting Hands

2007-09-16T17:24:24-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,835, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-16-07
Status: Complete

Starring Handy and Nutty. Handy tries to find a place where he can work at the contruction site without hands. Meanwhile, Nutty tries to get a candy bar at the contruction site.

Moonlit Love

2007-09-09T16:29:47-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Aang & Katara
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,669, Reviews: 21 Updated: 9-9-07 Published: 8-10-07
Status: Complete

Aang is 18 and Katara is 20. They start having secret relations with each other, but the only time they have together is at night when they are sure that they can have their privacy.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 15: Fear of Sex

2007-09-09T15:51:21-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,643, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-9-07
Status: Complete

Parody of the episode Fear of a Krabby Patty. SpongeBob is overworked at the Krusty Crap and he becomes afraid of crappy patties and sex.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 15: Flesh From the Oven

2007-09-09T15:49:56-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,685, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-9-07
Status: Complete

Starring Splendid. Should Splendid finish baking his cake or should he save the town from an erupting volcano?

Zero Hour

2007-09-09T15:38:57-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Dexter's Laboratory
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 630, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-9-07
Status: Complete

Dexter builds a time machine but DeeDee steals it and she completely ruins Dexter's past, present and future.

Little Foot the Homicidal Maniac

2007-09-08T18:12:53-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Land Before Time
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 10, Words: 2,509, Reviews: 33 Updated: 9-8-07 Published: 8-30-07
Status: Complete

Little Foot is in love with Cera and tries to seduce her. But Cera doesn't want to date him. Little Foot get so mad that he can't be with her that he becomes a crazy maniac and he plans to kill everyone. LEMON warning, not for little kiddies.

Courage the Die Hard Dog: Episode 3

2007-09-08T18:10:29-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Courage: The Cowardly Dog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 529, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-8-07
Status: Complete

Courage finds a mummy's tomb buried outside and it brings a curse to the house.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 14

2007-09-02T14:52:13-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,004, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

Parody of SpongeBob Meets the Strangler. The Tattle Tale F---er wants to rape SpongeBob because he tattled on him, so he goes in disguise and pretends to be a body guard.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 14: Socket to Me

2007-09-02T14:46:53-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,367, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

Starring Lumpy. Lumpy puts up an electric fence to stop Lifty and Shifty from stealing his stuff. But everyone except Lifty and Shifty are victims of the electric fence.

Courage the Die Hard Dog: Episode 2

2007-09-02T14:43:45-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Courage: The Cowardly Dog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 653, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

This episode is a parody of the movie: The Shining. Muriel, Eustace and Courage are watching over someone's house, and Eustace goes crazy.

HTF Fanfics Episode 13: Water Under the Bridge

2007-08-26T16:55:50-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,849, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-26-07
Status: Complete

Starring Giggles, Russell and Lumpy. Giggles, who is very environmental, gets mad at Russell and Lumpy for fishing.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 13: Scew a my Bivalve

2007-08-26T16:53:09-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,522, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-26-07
Status: Complete

Parody of the episode Rock a by Bilalve. SpongeBob gives birth to a clam and SpongeBob and Patrick get married so they can take care of it.

Courage the Die Hard Dog: Episode 1

2007-08-25T18:27:46-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Courage: The Cowardly Dog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 291, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-25-07
Status: Complete

Courage finds Muriel and Eustace dead in their bedroom. What happens when he tries to find out who killed them?

Closing in Darkness

2007-08-24T18:14:43-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Drake & Josh
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Tragedy
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,893, Reviews: 23 Updated: 8-24-07 Published: 6-27-07
Status: Complete

What happens when Megan goes too far? What if lives have to be lost just for Megan's own amusement. And what can Josh do to end it all? It's now complete!

SpongeBob SexPants No 12: Raping of the Retards

2007-08-19T10:31:32-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,424, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-19-07
Status: Complete

This is a parody of the episode Survival of the Idiots. SpongeBob and Patrick are trapped in Sandy's treedome while she is hibernating, and Sandy keeps raping them in her sleep.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 12: Hole Mess of Trouble

2007-08-19T10:26:58-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,375, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-19-07
Status: Complete

Starring Handy. Lumpy falls down an abandoned mine shaft and Handy brings a bunch of friends to go down there and get Lumpy out.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 11: Insult to Injury

2007-08-13T07:53:42-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,419, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Starring Sniffles. Sniffles and Flaky's toys get lost on Lumpy's lawn, and old man Lumpy takes any toy that lands on his lawn. Now Sniffles must try to get the toys back. Will his new invention work, or just cause more gory madness?

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 11: Something's Gay

2007-08-13T07:38:56-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,077, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Parody of the episode: Something Smells. SpongeBob gets a giant erection and everyone who sees it kills themselves from the embarrassment, but Patrick tells SpongeBob that it's because he's gay. Rated M for sexual content, foul language and adult themes.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 10: Tough Love

2007-06-19T10:09:07-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,458, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-19-07
Status: Complete

Starring Disco Bear and Lumpy. Lumpy helps Disco Bear gain Giggles' love.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 9: Dad From the Neck Up

2007-06-17T13:48:31-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,023, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-17-07
Status: Complete

Starring Pop & Cub. Pop just wants to enjoy a nice, relaxing Father's Day with his son, but apparently that can't happen. So why not celebrate Father's Day with Pop & Cub in their newest misadventure?

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 8: Diamond in the Ruff

2007-06-16T20:58:58-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,564, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-16-07
Status: Complete

Starring Flaky, Lifty & Shifty and Cuddles. Flaky and Cuddles come across the cursed idol and Lifty and Shifty want to steal it. And the curse just keeps spreading all over town, causing chaos wherever the idol lands.

HTF Fanfics Episode 7: Starting With a Clean Slate

2007-06-14T17:58:39-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,462, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-14-07
Status: Complete

Starring Petunia. Petunia the neat freak germaphobe is covered in filth and she can't take a shower because she's locked out of her house. And she just keeps getting dirtier.

HTF Fanfics Episode 6: Short End of the Stick

2007-06-14T10:20:08-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,921, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-14-07
Status: Complete

Starring Sniffles and Lumpy. Sniffles creates a shrinking ray and it ends up in the wrong hands. Now everyone has been shrunken to a very small size and life is more dangerous when your tiny, especially when Lumpy's around.

HTF Fanfic Series Episode 5: Sea for Yourself

2007-06-12T15:04:21-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,123, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-12-07
Status: Complete

Starring Russell and Lumpy. Russell and Lumpy are in yet another adventure at sea, and this time Russell wants to catch a giant sea monster.

HTF Fanfics Episode 4: The Way the Cookie Crumbles

2007-05-12T11:04:17-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,545, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-12-07
Status: Complete

Starring Nutty and Flippy. The kids are having a huge school project, and Nutty finds out that's there's going to be lots of sugary treats, but what happens when innocent Flippy decides to look at the kid's projects?

HTF Fanfics Episode 3: Accident Waiting to Happen

2007-04-29T15:22:24-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,650, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-29-07
Status: Complete

Starring Mime and The Mole. Mole gets his driver's license revoked, and he tries to retake his driving test, but Mime is the driving instructor!

HTF Fanfics Episode 2: Flame and Fortune

2007-04-25T17:52:33-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,730, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

Starring Pop & Cub and Splendid. Pop's house catches on fire and it's up to Splendid to save the day. Disclaimer: I do not own Happy Tree Friends or any Happy Tree Friends characters.

HTF Fanfics Episode 1: Another Wet Lie

2007-04-17T19:14:41-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: Happy Tree Friends
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,516, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-17-07
Status: Complete

Episode 1 of the HTF Fanfic series. Starring Lumpy and Lifty & Shifty. Lumpy just opened up his new water park and Lifty & Shifty try to steal the fun away. I do not own HTF.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 10: Once Upon a Sponge

2007-04-11T16:09:09-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 7, Words: 15,320, Reviews: 13 Updated: 4-11-07 Published: 3-16-07
Status: Complete

[LEMON warning]Sandy creates a time machine and everyone keeps dying. Completed! Rated M for foul language, violence blood and gore, sexual content, and very brief drug and alcohol use.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 9: Crystal Death

2007-03-14T18:59:08-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,344, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-14-07
Status: Complete

[LEMON warning]Mr. Krabs decides to start a meth lab and sell the crystal meth to customers. Rated M for drug use, sexual content, foul language, and blood and gore.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 8: Love Hurts

2007-03-14T17:30:37-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,498, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-14-07
Status: Complete

LEMON warning Mama Krabs falls in love with Mermaid Man, and all they want to do is have fun in the bed, but they keep getting interrupted when Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy have to rescue someone. Rated M for sexual content, violence, and foul language.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 7: Life's a Beach

2007-03-13T17:39:55-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,115, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-13-07
Status: Complete

LEMON warning SpongeBob and Patrick challenge Larry to a challenge. Whoever can get laid the most wins. Rated M for language, sexual content, blood and gore and violence.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 6: Must Kill Krabs

2007-03-11T18:17:21-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,776, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-11-07
Status: Complete

[LEMON warning]Plankton tries his latest plan, he's going to try to kill Mr. Krabs to get the Krabby Patty formula. Rated M for blood and gore, violence, foul language, some sexual content, and some brief drug use.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 5: Sex at the Treedome

2007-03-07T17:34:18-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,753, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-7-07
Status: Complete

[LEMON warning]SpongeBob tells the story of the first time he met Sandy. This is a parody of the episode Tree at the Treedome. Contains sexual content, foul language, blood and gore, and brief drug and alcohol use.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 4: The Grim Raper

2007-03-05T16:38:39-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,295, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-5-07
Status: Complete

[LEMON warning]A man threatens to fuck SpongeBob's ass. Parody of SB episode The Bully. Rated M for sexual content, blood and gore, drug and alchohol use, and foul language. Funnier if you actually watched the SB episode.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 3: Just One Time

2007-03-03T13:00:26-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,565, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-3-07
Status: Complete

LEMON warning This is a parody of the episode Just One Bite. Squidward becomes obsessed with masturbation.

SpongeBob SexPants 2: Karate Choppers Parody

2007-03-02T19:36:49-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,941, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-2-07
Status: Complete

LEMON warning This is a parody of the episode Karate Choppers. SpongeBob and Sandy become obsessed with sex. Rated M for foul language, sexual content, and some drugs and alcohol use with a little blood and gore.

SpongeBob SexPants Episode 1: BlowJob Stand

2007-03-02T18:50:47-08:00

Author: 07Matt
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 997, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-2-07
Status: Complete

[LEMON warning]This is a parody of the episode Bubblestand. This story is funnier if you've actually seen the episode. Rated M for foul language, sexual content and some blood and gore.