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Eden

2009-12-15T10:23:33-08:00

Author: obsessmuch
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 50, Words: 368,313, Reviews: 2720 Updated: 12-15-09 Published: 4-17-07
Status: Complete

An obsession that destroys everything it touches.

Year Five at Warner Brothers

2009-02-18T14:57:01-08:00

Author: obsessmuch
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,362, Reviews: 19 Published: 2-18-09
Status: In-Progress

‘A feast of righteous anger, razor-sharp wit, and fictitious ramblings. Blends nonsensical musings with low-brow immaturity and perverse lustful speculation. I, personally, would never miss such lulz.’ – From a review by Charles Dickens

The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy

2009-01-18T07:20:40-08:00

Author: obsessmuch
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Lucius M. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,252, Reviews: 21 Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

During his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.

The Victim

2008-12-30T13:05:21-08:00

Author: obsessmuch
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Lucius M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,868, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-30-08
Status: Complete

Lucius muses on the matter of her eyes.

Year Four at Warner Brothers

2008-11-06T14:36:15-08:00

Author: obsessmuch
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,766, Reviews: 24 Published: 11-6-08
Status: Complete

Mercilessly mocks the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Obscenity and profanity and shipping wars - oh my!

Year Three at Warner Brothers

2008-10-15T11:31:50-08:00

Author: obsessmuch
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 14,114, Reviews: 26 Published: 10-15-08
Status: Complete

A.k.a. Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Extracs the urine from the PoA movie. Total Crack and utterly obscene content.

The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy

2007-09-28T17:08:34-08:00

Author: obsessmuch
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lucius M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,137, Reviews: 33 Updated: 9-28-07 Published: 4-22-07
Status: Complete

The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and, most importantly, his image problems.

Falling through Darkness

2007-04-28T15:54:35-08:00

Author: obsessmuch
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Ginny W. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,863, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-28-07
Status: Complete

Ginny Weasley will do anything to forget her past. Anything and everything. GWRL, GWTR, GWLM. WARNING Self harm, cross gen sex, hints of non con, under age drinking and self induced vomiting. Enjoy!