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The Ineloquence of Marriage

2009-02-16T18:29:26-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,821, Reviews: 46 Published: 2-16-09
Status: Complete

She said Roxas was going to be married in a week, whether he liked it or not. The catch was, the bride-to-be was a he.

Special Discount

2008-12-01T17:21:11-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 9, Words: 60,049, Reviews: 681 Updated: 12-1-08 Published: 6-22-07
Status: In-Progress

Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]

Absinthe

2008-10-27T19:52:18-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Mystery/Drama
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,054, Reviews: 54 Published: 10-27-08
Status: In-Progress

Lord help me now. I think the handsome devil has me caught. The handsome devil whose eyes carry along the empty husk of a soul he was not able to salvage. AkuRoku

Amaranth

2008-08-14T10:45:10-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,473, Reviews: 20 Published: 8-14-08
Status: Complete

Come now..." Axel breathed out, sinking to his knees as he reached up to undo the gag. "Let me hear your voice." But even then, it still wasn't enough.

Halcyon Days

2008-08-03T20:45:32-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 3, Words: 15,324, Reviews: 126 Updated: 8-3-08 Published: 2-4-08
Status: In-Progress

Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone has their own muse. Perfectly common. But Axel made the mistake of allowing his muse to almost get into Roxas's pants, and that, in itself, is not common at all. AkuRoku, slight RikuRoku

SINthetic

2008-07-31T21:04:28-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense/Drama
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 4, Words: 21,534, Reviews: 190 Updated: 7-31-08 Published: 11-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Help me, he whispered. I was too shocked to speak. I don't want to feel, he said. I couldn't move. And then he kissed me. It felt warm. Too bad he was sick. With Syns. AkuRoku

Entregarme

2008-07-02T19:00:30-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,114, Reviews: 127 Updated: 7-2-08 Published: 5-4-08
Status: In-Progress

This is called entregarme," Axel murmured as soon as they were in position. Their hips pressed together softly and the dancer's lips came hovering dangerously close to Roxas's ear. "To surrender, or give oneself up to the leader's lead."

Sub Dio

2008-05-21T13:07:22-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,681, Reviews: 24 Published: 5-21-08
Status: Complete

The sun never sets in this city. This city under the open sky. :AkuRoku:

Bump in the Night

2008-03-15T20:41:30-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Seifer & Zexion
Chapters: 6, Words: 37,936, Reviews: 50 Updated: 3-15-08 Published: 10-28-07
Status: In-Progress

And it all started out with a silly 'Welcome to College' teddybear. [SeiferZexion, slight Zemyx]

Nephilim

2008-02-17T16:43:51-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,476, Reviews: 111 Updated: 2-17-08 Published: 2-13-08
Status: Complete

Three tiny little words. I was sold. -Akuroku, slight Roxion-

Funk Inflicted

2008-01-06T18:01:42-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,487, Reviews: 79 Published: 1-6-08
Status: Complete

Roxas is one incredible creature. He's been denied all the best. And Axel is going to bring sexy back.

Nihility

2008-01-01T15:11:49-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Axel & Sephiroth
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

It was an act of desperation. It had no point or explanation. It just was.

A Season of Giving

2007-12-26T19:11:04-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,860, Reviews: 40 Published: 12-26-07
Status: Complete

Axel sees him when he's sleeping. He knows when he's awake. He knows if he's been bad or good, and he most definitely has been bad. Oh, Axel is coming on to Roxas.

A Game of Strategy

2007-12-08T13:43:30-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,692, Reviews: 29 Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

The atmosphere? Intense. The players? Fierce. The prize? A leash and collar on the loser. The game? Chess. [AkuRoku]

Desperate Measures

2007-12-01T17:53:48-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,503, Reviews: 33 Published: 12-1-07
Status: Complete

From life flashbacks to CPR to haunting nightmares to kisses from strange redheads. Roxas's life was being turned upside down just because he had nearly killed himself. Who would've thought? [AkuRoku]

Formalities

2007-10-01T13:47:20-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Zombie-Loan
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,066, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-1-07
Status: Complete

Chika wants to hear his name. But he doesn't just want it spoken. He wants it screamed out. And not just by anyone. Oh no. He wants Shito screaming his name.

A Fashionable Façade

2007-08-27T12:38:49-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,613, Reviews: 40 Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

Axel grasped both of Roxas’s shoulders. He leaned in closer, ignoring the flickering candles in the dark hall that were creating eerie shadows. 'Take off your mask, then.' He said softly, watching for the blonde’s reaction. 'End this masquerade.'

Heat

2007-08-13T11:49:47-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,844, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

He was getting hotter by the second, but any wrong move could instantly turn him cold. [Akuroku] For 8.13 day!

Take a Guess

2007-07-08T19:40:02-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sanji & Zoro
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,914, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-8-07
Status: Complete

There's one small thing that's causing Zoro a mountain of problems, and its name ends in an 'i'. One shot, ZoSan.

Web of Night

2007-06-03T20:07:20-08:00

Author: Blue Funk
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 33,346, Reviews: 73 Updated: 6-3-07 Published: 3-18-07
Status: Complete

It was over, Axel thought, retreating from his fight with Roxas. There was no chance of his friend returning. That's when a speeding blur of blonde whacked into him, unwilling to let the past go. But these kind of actions always have consquences. Akuroku