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2008-08-30T10:24:03-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,650, Reviews: 205 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-

Torture

2008-08-30T10:23:43-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,116, Reviews: 104 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 5-31-07
Status: Complete

She teasingly ran her finger up and down the side of her arm, as if she was shy. The mental image probably wouldn't have been so torturous if she wasn't naked....and on the other side of a locked door that I couldn't get through.

The Lemon

2008-08-30T10:23:22-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,062, Reviews: 69 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 3-26-07
Status: Complete

Searching for Jane Austin fanfictions, Edward and Bella find a purple link that reads 'Twilight' on a certain fanfiction website... Oneshot

Self Tanner

2008-08-30T10:23:02-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,397, Reviews: 108 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 4-22-07
Status: Complete

I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]

Paradox

2008-08-30T10:22:43-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 18, Words: 28,743, Reviews: 337 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 4-22-07
Status: In-Progress

We were nothing more than a paradox. It was as if Life, Death and Fate were trying to keep us from ever being together, and pushing us at each other at the same time. BxE AU 1674

Kiss Me

2008-08-30T10:22:21-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,518, Reviews: 23 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 3-1-08
Status: Complete

Edward, in an attempt to impress Bella, takes up the guitar. Oh my....is that the sound of a guitar being thrown through a window, I hear? OOC PreNewMoon OneShot

Invisibility

2008-08-30T10:21:58-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 16, Words: 24,318, Reviews: 447 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 3-20-07
Status: Complete

It was a very nice power. I don't think I used it all that much, really. But it was then, as I walked into that classroom and laid eyes on him sitting next to that single open seat, that I realized how much I wanted it back. BxE

If Only

2008-08-30T10:21:35-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 864, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 3-16-08
Status: Complete

Two-hundred word challenge. Real life fic...not so much Twilight related as just Fanfiction related in general. There's a bet involved. xD

Hallucinogen

2008-08-30T10:21:17-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,788, Reviews: 48 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 4-29-07
Status: Complete

[Hallucinogen: An object or substance that creates the perception of somebody or something that is not really there.] Edward visits his family after leaving Bella in the hopes of proving to himself that he's fine. He can't escape himself, however. [OS]

Emotional Edward

2008-08-30T10:20:45-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,181, Reviews: 85 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?

Chaste Bite

2008-08-30T10:20:24-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,440, Reviews: 38 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 6-13-07
Status: Complete

I pulled away from her lips before the temptation could pull me under, but continued kissing her face, her soft forehead, her eyelids, her nose, her cheeks...every inch of her perfect porcelain skin. And then I felt it, on my shoulder. OS

Bridges

2008-08-30T10:19:58-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,892, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 10-7-07
Status: Complete

Though he was desperate to go back to her, he knew that he couldn't. He'd promised. Not as long as she lived. And when she'd moved on from this Earth...the mere thought was too much to bear. He told himself that he'd cross that bridge when he came to it.

Blood Sugar

2008-08-30T10:19:30-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,073, Reviews: 25 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 5-16-07
Status: Complete

How do you get a vampire hyper? With blood sugar of course! [OneShot]

Airport Fluff

2008-08-30T10:19:05-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,573, Reviews: 41 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 4-21-07
Status: Complete

What was Edward's POV when he found Bella wasn't at the airport? What would have happened if Bella had been at the airport? Two seperate One Shots. BxE :]

Absolutely Ghastly

2008-08-30T10:18:47-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,125, Reviews: 27 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 7-2-07
Status: In-Progress

I felt something at the back of my head, smoothly working the knot, and then tugging it off. Then the feel of his hands were gone, and the blindfold fell off. Then I saw three people I'd only previously seen on television. [Humorous two or three shot.]

A Strange Encounter

2008-08-30T10:17:52-08:00

Author: Insanity's Partner
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,442, Reviews: 37 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

Remember how on Stephenie Meyer's website she talked about the uncanny similarities she found when she visited Forks? Well, what if one of those similarities happened to be that she found two certain people in a certain meadow...? AU OOC Oneshot