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Monty Python and the SGC

2005-08-28T01:22:56-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Jacob C. & Gen. Hammond
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,997, Reviews: 26 Published: 8-28-05
Status: In-Progress

We have found a Goa'uld. May we burn her?

Chevron Guy

2005-07-09T19:03:04-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 511, Reviews: 25 Published: 7-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Song parody of Billy Joel's Piano Man, dedicated to Walter.

Daniel &the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day

2005-04-03T19:12:02-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,307, Reviews: 18 Published: 4-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Daniel Jackson is having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Famous Last Words

2005-04-02T22:51:15-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Pretender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 166, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Drabble. Jarod shows off his pop culture knowledge to a captive audience.

Sexy?

2005-03-01T22:59:31-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,143, Reviews: 35 Published: 3-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Jack learns the true meaning of "assume"

Muhammed Saeed al Sahaf in Middle Earth

2005-03-01T22:53:55-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Saruman & Grima W.
Chapters: 9, Words: 11,468, Reviews: 96 Updated: 3-1-05 Published: 5-17-03
Status: In-Progress

Why has no one seen the Iraqi Information Minister lately? How is Monty Python involved? The answers may be stranger than you think. Chapter 9 - Rules and Regulations

Make Me Breakfast

2004-02-06T23:47:59-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 682, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-6-04
Status: In-Progress

A song parody of "Breathless" by the Corrs. See the world of dining hall breakfasts through the eyes of a student, and be afraid.

Keep Away from the Bad Mary Sue

2003-07-14T22:01:53-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Song parody to "Runaround Sue."

Elvish Paradise

2003-05-24T19:29:50-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 635, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-24-03
Status: In-Progress

Young Aragorn raps about growing up in Rivendell and the problems of fangirls to the tune of Weird Al’s “Amish Paradise”.

Super Max

2002-01-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,056, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-23-02
Status: In-Progress

A short songfic/filk of Five for Fighting's "Superman"

Transgenic Hunter

2002-01-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: technetium
Category: Crocodile Hunter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 990, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-23-02
Status: In-Progress

Crossover with Dark Angel. It's bad news for Max & Co. when Steve comes to Seattle on the trail of the elusive transgenic.