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My Entirely Original Cliche

2008-10-14T17:51:23-08:00

Author: The Ditto
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 15, Words: 14,112, Reviews: 17 Updated: 10-14-08 Published: 9-21-07
Status: In-Progress

Okay, maybe my life hasn't been too normal. And maybe most teens aren't brought up in a lab and taught to fly at age four. And okay, I guess most girls my age are more worried about guys and looking pretty than being killed. But I'm not most girls, am I?

All That's Wrong With Me

2008-09-24T06:04:14-08:00

Author: The Ditto
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,040, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-24-08
Status: In-Progress

So, I was stupid enough to get separated from my flock. I mean, something has to be going on there, because I /am/ blind, but also like, the smartest in the group. Shut up. It's not funny. Just gotta find a way out of this city... Rated for language

Fortune Cookie Stories

2008-09-23T18:59:10-08:00

Author: The Ditto
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,973, Reviews: 21 Updated: 9-23-08 Published: 12-4-07
Status: In-Progress

Little single chapter stories that could probably fit into a fortune cookie. Great for those of us who don't like to commit. Will have multiple genres, so I hope more people will read it!

Who said?

2008-09-23T18:14:50-08:00

Author: The Ditto
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Poetry
Pairing: Renesmee C./Nessie & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-23-08
Status: Complete

A bit of poetry featuring your favorite vampire and her baby. I think it's cute, and it's really sweet.

My Metaphorical Bubble

2007-11-14T19:09:20-08:00

Author: The Ditto
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-14-07
Status: Complete

A cute little Iggy and Nudge one shot. Wasn't intended to be Niggy, but whatever you get out of it... Done within an hour of Why Old People Don't Save The World.

Why Old People Don't Save the World

2007-11-14T18:34:27-08:00

Author: The Ditto
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 311, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-14-07
Status: Complete

Just a cute little oneshot I did on the spur of the moment. Implied Faxness, only rated because of two words. I personally love it.

The Notebook

2007-04-17T13:25:55-08:00

Author: The Ditto
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 168, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-17-07
Status: In-Progress

A collection of poems and diary entries from the characters of Naruto. Rated K for later chapters.