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New Beginnings

2009-05-10T23:03:42-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 21, Words: 28,572, Reviews: 122 Updated: 5-10-09 Published: 1-10-08
Status: In-Progress

Getting together, living together, loving together. Could a baby be another new beginning for House and Cameron? Part 3 of my HousexCameron trilogy. Sequel to 'Time Heals', winner of a 2007 Fan Fic Award for Best Romance, and 'Sisters'.

Words and Glimpses, Collected Drabbles

2008-10-04T02:10:36-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 9, Words: 1,037, Reviews: 13 Updated: 10-4-08 Published: 9-29-07
Status: Complete

An ongoing collection of drabbles, short stories of only 100 words, about my favorite fictional doctors. There's not one definitive genre here, but they're all gererally introspective. Please read and review.

Hug A Jew Day

2008-05-03T22:05:42-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,681, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-3-08
Status: Complete

Written for the get house laid fic fest over at livejournal. Prompt 018. House/Wilson -- February 1st is Hug-A-Jew Day apparantly . House celebrates with great enthusiasm.

Never Miss A Trick

2008-01-09T15:44:39-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 6, Words: 18,655, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-9-08 Published: 12-25-07
Status: In-Progress

A Halloween Party started it all, and a Halloween party capped it off. But what happens in the 23 years between could be the answer to why House is the way he is. Written for the HousexOriginal Character Contest at the Fox House Forum. Hints of Huddy.

Girl Lessons

2007-09-01T18:46:01-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,945, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-1-07
Status: Complete

PWP. House did something bad, and Cameron calls him on it. HousexCameron established relationship, implied WilsonxCuddy. One shot.

Bean There

2007-08-30T23:06:09-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 12, Words: 16,211, Reviews: 21 Updated: 8-30-07 Published: 7-14-07
Status: In-Progress

Andy Browning knows her coffee. But can she figure out what to do when a certain diagnostician and his best friend start hanging around her coffee shop? HousexWilson friendship, with some OC action thrown in for good measure. On HIATUS for now.

Missed Opportunities: The CausticChick Chapters

2007-06-28T02:49:42-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,694, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-28-07 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Cameron has handed in her resignation, and has been offered 2 jobs, one at PPTH and one in LA. One man has the power to make her stay. Will the memories of missed opportunities convince House to confess his feelings? HouseCameron, M for Sex. NOW COMPLETE.

Crash, Boom, Bang

2007-06-28T01:56:52-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,467, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-28-07
Status: Complete

House and Cameron celebrate the Fourth of July with some fun at the park. Written for the Saturday Night Smutathon on the Fox House Forum. Rated M for a reason. A very good reason.

A House For All Seasons

2007-06-19T18:08:48-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,200, Reviews: 29 Updated: 6-19-07 Published: 6-15-07
Status: Complete

Four random glimpses into House's life. Hilarity ensues. Now complete!

Barkley

2007-05-28T15:19:16-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 56, Words: 69,842, Reviews: 60 Updated: 5-28-07 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

Fabiola Barkley, a world renowned writer for The New Yorker, visits PPTH for an interview she'll never forget. And Ola is definitely somebody House will never forget. HouseOC. M for sex and language. Short chapters makes it easy to catch up! NOW COMPLETE!

Damn

2007-05-23T19:59:39-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,635, Reviews: 18 Published: 5-23-07
Status: Complete

House has Cameron all hot and bothered, in more ways then one. Sex, pranks, and runon sentences. HousexCameron smut. Rated M for a reason.

It's Time

2007-05-01T01:45:00-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,454, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

He knew what to do when a patient was coding. He knew what to do when his thigh throbbed in unbearable pain. He knew what to do each time this message was relayed. Except this time. And he was scared out of his mind. HouseCuddy One Shot. Sex and language.

The Butterfly

2007-04-14T19:15:09-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,287, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-14-07
Status: Complete

House buys Cameron a gift that keeps on giving, over and over and over.... Rated M for sexual situations and lanuage. Written for the Saturday Night Smutathon on the Fox House Forum. ONE SHOT.

Interlude 3

2007-04-14T17:07:08-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,058, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-14-07
Status: Complete

While the cat's away, the mice will play. Blatant HousexWilson SLASH. M for sexual situations. Unrelated to Interludes 1 and 2. ONE SHOT.

Sisters

2007-04-10T01:13:08-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 7, Words: 58,746, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

Cameron's sister Samantha moves to Princeton with her twin girls, and House and Cameron continue their relationship. Sequel to the Award Winning Time Heals.

The Clinic Chronicles

2007-04-10T01:01:14-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 635, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-10-07
Status: In-Progress

A collection of stories from the clinic at PPTH. Not updated regularly due to medical ignorance on the part of the author.

A Woman, A Whip, and A Wombat

2007-04-10T00:57:55-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: L. Cuddy & R. Chase
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,428, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

House and Wilson overhear something interesting coming from a seemingly empty office. CuddyChase, Unusual sexual situation. Kind of a sequel to Clinic Duty. Entry 2 in the April 7th Saturday Night Smutathon. ONE SHOT.

Clinic Duty

2007-04-10T00:55:53-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: A. Cameron & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,245, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

House and Cameron meet up in the clinic, and Brenda gets a show she'll never forget. Sexual situation. Entry 1 from the April 7th Saturday Night Smutathon. ONE SHOT.

Princeton Hold 'em

2007-04-10T00:52:45-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,494, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

A friendly poker game at PPTH gets interesting. ONE SHOT.

Wheelchair Grande Prix

2007-04-10T00:50:42-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,071, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

Being bound to a wheelchair has it's perks. Minor spoiler for 'Needle in a Haystack'. ONE SHOT.

Interlude 2

2007-04-10T00:47:50-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,969, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

A HouseCuddyCameron romp into the unknown. Unusual sexual situation. Unrelated to Interlude 1. ONE SHOT.

Interlude 1

2007-04-10T00:46:10-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,863, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

House and Wilson have a proposition for Cameron, with sexy results. HouseWilsonCameron, unusual sexual situation. ONE SHOT.

The Dr House Club March

2007-04-10T00:43:17-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

Totally random parody of 'The Mickey Mouse Club March'. Chase is made fun of. ONE SHOT.

Make a Wish

2007-04-10T00:39:03-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,810, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

Missing scene from 'HalfWit'. House goes to Cuddy's house to ask for permission to perform the hemispherectomy. HouseCuddy, sexual situations. ONE SHOT.

Hand on the Doorknob

2007-04-10T00:35:22-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,294, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

Missing scene from 'HalfWit'. House enters the restaurant. HouseCameron, spoilers for 'HalfWit', Sexual situations. ONE SHOT.

Aftermath, Before Biology

2007-04-10T00:32:42-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,477, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

A HouseCameron rendevous in the doctor's lounge. Sexual situations. ONE SHOT.

House of a Different Color

2007-04-10T00:27:40-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,730, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

Rehab is a drag for House, until he's transported to a world that's 'somewhere over the proverbial rainbow'. Random 'Wizard of Oz' crossover. Read it. I dare you. I bet you'll like it! Minor spoilers for 'Words and Deeds'. Longish ONE SHOT.

Time Heals

2007-04-10T00:22:27-08:00

Author: CausticChick
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 8, Words: 42,315, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

After Cuddy lied on the stand to save House from prison, she sends House on a mandatory vacation, one that opens him up to the possibility of a relationship with Cameron. Winner of a House Forum 2007 Fan Fic Award for Best Romance.