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The REAL HalfBlood Prince Script

2009-09-12T17:32:52-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,125, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Finally! The long-awaited HBP parody script is here! If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was our only parody script, think again.

TWILIGHT vs HARRY POTTER!

2009-08-10T22:18:05-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,925, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-10-09 Published: 1-24-09
Status: In-Progress

.ON HIATUS. Get ready for the ultimate showdown! Characters from opposite worlds collide! Don't miss it! I'm using too many exclimation points! AHHHHHHH! R&R!

HARRY POTTER vs TWILIGHT!

2009-08-10T22:17:30-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Crossover: Harry Potter and Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,925, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-10-09 Published: 1-24-09
Status: In-Progress

.ON HIATUS. Get ready for the ultimate showdown! Characters from opposite worlds collide! Don't miss it! I'm using too many exclimation points! AHHHHHHH! R&R!

The REAL Eragon Script

2009-07-17T15:45:31-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-17-09
Status: Complete

HAH! I found the section! This was written back in 2006 by Tala, but I just never got around to posting it. If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was the only parody script we made, THINK AGAIN! This was the one that started it all. READ AND REVIEW!

Once Upon A Summer Evening

2009-07-16T13:38:01-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 286, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-16-09
Status: Complete

This isn't exactly a FanFic. It's a poem about Deathly Hallows, the book, not the actual objects. Oh well. Read it! REVIEW!

Ode to Harry Potter

2009-07-16T10:21:34-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-16-09
Status: Complete

A love poem to Harry. Note: I'm NOT in love with him. This was just an experiment.

Not in Wonderland

2009-05-04T17:24:30-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Alice & James
Chapters: 8, Words: 6,904, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-4-09 Published: 1-26-09
Status: In-Progress

When Alice is wrongly sentenced to an insane asylum, she never expects to fall for any of the doctors. But what happens when she stumbles across a breathtakingly handsome, mysterious young man named James, who happens to be keeping some secrets from her?

The REAL Twilight Script

2008-12-20T21:02:40-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,081, Reviews: 48 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Okay, so this is the “real” Twilight script of the movie. Trust us, it’s really funny. This is pretty much what happened in the movie. Sorry, the spacing is all screwy, but you’ll just have to deal with it.

3:30 AM

2008-12-20T20:44:58-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Alice & Bella
Chapters: 12, Words: 2,420, Reviews: 41 Updated: 12-20-08 Published: 5-22-08
Status: Complete

Bella wakes up in the middle of the night to find a not-so-strange vampire standing over her. And that vampire wants to go shopping...

The Sky is Red

2008-05-23T16:23:21-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Jacob & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-23-08
Status: Complete

Bella watches Jacob die. Oneshot. Written by Tala.

The Quibbler!

2008-04-14T12:37:38-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 25, Words: 8,622, Reviews: 49 Updated: 4-14-08 Published: 2-29-08
Status: Complete

The only place to get COMPLETELY RANDOM and HUMOROUS news in the wizarding world! We worked on this for months, so NO FLAMES!

Harry Potter and World War Two

2008-03-13T13:16:11-08:00

Author: RandomUser674
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

An essay Malila and I wrote for random reasons, mostly bordom.