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In the Dark

2009-11-16T22:58:12-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Sora & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,858, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-16-09
Status: Complete

Because Sora had never needed him more, now that he was torn asunder. Gift for Mako75. SoraRiku. Read the author notes before you spazz out, fools, I'm not going anywhere!

Temptation

2009-11-15T21:04:55-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,555, Reviews: 48 Published: 11-15-09
Status: Complete

It's not the accuracy of what you believe in, but the strength of your belief in it. Gift for Gwyllion. Sort of sequel to Let Me Hold Your Hand, same verse but VERY different story. SasuNaru. Hints at religious themes.

Liquid Passion

2009-11-13T22:03:30-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,963, Reviews: 63 Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

Stabbed and nearly drowning to your death at the bottom of a demon's lake? It's not even the last place you'd expect to find love. Gift for doodlelover. SasuNaru.

Let Me Hold Your Hand

2009-11-03T17:12:32-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,445, Reviews: 94 Published: 11-3-09
Status: Complete

Little Naruto has but one goal when his class goes to Church, and you can bet it doesn't have a thing to do with Religion. Gift for Michelerene. SasuNaru chibi WAFF, some mentioning of religious themes but they are not the focus.

Muse

2009-10-27T16:32:50-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,703, Reviews: 68 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.

On Top

2009-10-20T23:53:30-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,552, Reviews: 44 Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

Dobe, your cock in his ass does not mean a thing. NaruSasuNaru, lemon, PWP, oneshot. Eh, i think even if you prefer SasuNaru, you'll still like this. Trade with Aidiki at Y!gal.

Chasing Shadows

2009-10-10T17:34:00-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,738, Reviews: 32 Published: 10-10-09
Status: Complete

The problem is, Naruto, you're after something that no longer exist. SasuNaru, yaoi, snake-bondage, oneshot. Gift for MuseSilver.

Hiss

2009-09-18T21:59:00-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,475, Reviews: 30 Published: 9-18-09
Status: Complete

It was just the beginning. SasuNaru drabble. Oneshot/First chap for mini collab with Jelp.

Things to Look Forward To

2009-09-15T21:31:56-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,492, Reviews: 159 Published: 9-15-09
Status: Complete

Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.

Everything For You

2009-09-12T14:07:16-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,391, Reviews: 39 Published: 9-12-09
Status: Complete

Excerpt: What was it that people always said about love? That you could put up with anything and be happy, as long as the one you love is happy? Sasuke grit his teeth. 'What a load of crap.' SasuNaru, shounen-ai. Giftfic for michelerene X3

Morning

2009-08-20T04:01:39-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,850, Reviews: 71 Published: 8-20-09
Status: Complete

The kind that could only be so perfect with you. SasuNaru, PWP, oneshot, lemon -very lighthearted and playful- Early birthday present for FallenKarma.

Weddings, Llamas, and Misunderstandings

2009-07-10T13:17:45-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,171, Reviews: 34 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

Weddings have never been this strange. Wedding giftfic for Jelp and Yuuko Uchiha. SasuNaru, KibaHina. HAPPY WEDDING DAY JELP! AND HAPPY SASUNARU DAY TOO! 8D

Midnight Fantasies

2009-07-06T16:15:40-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,349, Reviews: 68 Published: 7-6-09
Status: Complete

In the midnight hour, he cried "more, more, more." Pt 1, NaruSasu. Pt 2, SasuNaru. PURE PWP. Giftfic for starlightdevil.

Cookie Crumbs

2009-02-10T14:23:56-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 14,035, Reviews: 126 Published: 2-10-09
Status: Complete

Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.

Not Exactly Innocent

2009-01-28T08:19:28-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,735, Reviews: 150 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Before this elevator started back up, by whatever means necessary, Naruto Uzumaki was going to fuck Sasuke Uchiha senseless. Lemon, NaruSasu, One-shot.

Worst Santa Ever

2008-12-24T15:15:32-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,615, Reviews: 198 Updated: 12-24-08 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Hot In Here

2008-11-29T21:40:40-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,155, Reviews: 103 Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.

Love Bites

2008-11-06T15:17:02-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 13, Words: 67,813, Reviews: 966 Updated: 11-6-08 Published: 5-30-08
Status: In-Progress

Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.

Refractory Period

2008-10-05T11:26:51-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,951, Reviews: 74 Published: 10-5-08
Status: Complete

That damn pink rabbit isn't the only one who can keep going and going, just ask Sasuke. NaruSasuNaru. PWP.

These Nights

2008-09-20T10:30:00-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,204, Reviews: 72 Published: 9-20-08
Status: Complete

I don't know why he does it...but I know why I let him. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

Smoke and Sweat

2008-08-07T11:12:33-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 14,111, Reviews: 168 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3

The Podium

2008-08-05T12:49:02-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,657, Reviews: 194 Published: 8-5-08
Status: Complete

And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.

Sugar Sex

2008-05-24T18:24:13-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,623, Reviews: 107 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke doesn't like sweets? Well well, maybe Naruto can change his mind. SasuNaruSasu, lemon, one-shot.

Feverish

2008-05-10T19:38:07-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,483, Reviews: 67 Published: 5-10-08
Status: Complete

We all know Sasuke has a tendency to be a bit of a bastard. To him, "no" just means "try harder." And for a sick Naruto, that's no good...or so he thinks. SasuNaru.

Connection

2008-04-12T21:06:05-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,005, Reviews: 264 Updated: 4-12-08 Published: 3-1-08
Status: Complete

Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot

A Fox And A Hound

2008-03-29T15:16:39-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 12, Words: 45,725, Reviews: 682 Updated: 3-29-08 Published: 10-29-07
Status: Complete

Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru

Without You

2008-02-18T00:26:49-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,654, Reviews: 130 Published: 2-18-08
Status: Complete

It's only in the face of loss that we realize what we have, "What am I supposed to do without you?" SasuNaru,oneshot please read the warnings inside before reading fic, it's sure to please some and piss off others...although i hope it pleases everyone :

Touch Me Numbly

2008-02-02T16:24:37-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,980, Reviews: 135 Published: 2-2-08
Status: In-Progress

After Sasuke wakes up from a two week coma, one of the firsts things he manages to do is get a certain blonde boy to hate the hell out of him. More specifically, get rejected by him. And how will that get turned around? full summary inside, SasuNaru

Beastly Callings

2008-01-19T15:25:43-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 5, Words: 17,772, Reviews: 513 Updated: 1-19-08 Published: 6-24-07
Status: In-Progress

When a creepy dark man finds Naruto in an unpleasant predicament, Naruto agrees to let him stay at his house in exchange for a little help. But what Naruto doesn't know is that this man, Sasuke, has a very strange, unexpected secret. SasuNaru

Come Undone

2007-12-26T21:16:23-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,690, Reviews: 135 Published: 12-26-07
Status: Complete

Just how far is Naruto willing to go to get Sasuke back? Oneshot, SasuNaru, semirape

Colors of Sin

2007-11-24T12:23:39-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,619, Reviews: 143 Published: 11-24-07
Status: In-Progress

In the bounded lives of angels and demons, two worlds of heaven and hell, can a forbidden love survive? SasuNaru, GaaNeji side pairing

Giggle Like A Schoolgirl

2007-10-14T07:21:49-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,258, Reviews: 81 Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

Hey, just cuz Sasuke's not into girls doesn't mean he can't treat Naruto like one, no matter HOW much the blonde hates it. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot

At Your Service

2007-09-09T08:33:26-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,374, Reviews: 145 Published: 9-9-07
Status: Complete

I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon

Deal Or No Deal

2007-08-18T15:02:12-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,851, Reviews: 177 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

absolutley nothing to do with the game show, unless this game show involves sexy dances and ramen deals, SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon

Don't Stand So Close To Me

2007-08-17T12:37:11-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,821, Reviews: 333 Updated: 8-17-07 Published: 6-16-07
Status: Complete

What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.

Guide To The Wild Side

2007-07-08T11:28:35-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 11, Words: 54,549, Reviews: 375 Updated: 7-8-07 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside

Puppy Lovin'

2007-06-09T16:33:48-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 14,151, Reviews: 183 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll

Four!

2007-06-09T16:20:32-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,924, Reviews: 85 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Why the hell would we wanna play golf anyway? Oh...that's why. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon.

Our Night

2007-06-09T16:19:12-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,251, Reviews: 91 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Prom night, that one special night that all teenagers break their backs to make it to, how will this night end up for our favorite couple? Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon, fluff.

Hectic

2007-06-09T16:18:01-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,421, Reviews: 86 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...

My Precious One

2007-06-09T16:16:52-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Just a short poem I wrote that's based on Naruto's feelings during his and Sasuke's big fight.

Fun By The Campfire

2007-06-09T16:15:39-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,438, Reviews: 101 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

What's the best thing about camping? Making fun of your sensei, bathing in the lake, singing ridiculously annoying songs, sex...hey wait! no! I meant...no wait, yeah I meant sex. SasuNaru

Appointments Are Fun

2007-06-09T16:14:26-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,629, Reviews: 66 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Damn, doctor appointments can be such a drag...but depending who your doctor IS, they can turn out quite fun...SasuNaru, M for hot, smutty sex loves

Days That End In Y

2007-06-09T16:13:25-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,123, Reviews: 54 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Naruto should start thinking before he acts...SasuNaru

The Bet

2007-06-09T16:11:02-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,042, Reviews: 78 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Naruto makes Kiba a bet...and I don't think Sasuke likes it...

Disrespectful

2007-06-09T16:09:57-08:00

Author: darkalbino
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,488, Reviews: 101 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke and Naruto accompany Sakura to a cemetery to visit her deceased friend. But what happens when Sasuke gets bored? That bench looks pretty inviting...