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HAPPINESS ON BOTH SIDES

2009-07-21T11:14:43-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 6, Words: 42,285, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-21-09
Status: In-Progress

Written for the HGLM exchange on LJ. When a striking, platinum-haired lady avails herself of the services of Hermione Granger's curse breaking agency, little does Hermione suspect that her life is going to change most dramatically.

Sentimental Education

2009-05-01T21:05:30-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 19, Words: 34,029, Reviews: 38 Updated: 5-1-09 Published: 4-21-09
Status: In-Progress

HGSSLM threesome! Ten years after the war, Ron dies playing Quidditch. Hermione, a high-ranking Law Enforcer, investigates her husband’s death, helped by Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. Professional cooperation leads to emotional entanglement.

LUNCHEON ON THE GRASS

2009-04-20T20:01:59-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 24,078, Reviews: 31 Updated: 4-20-09 Published: 4-18-09
Status: In-Progress

SSHGLM threesome - don't like, don't read! The war is over. Hermione feels she deserves a holiday in Paris with her boyfriend Ron. That might be a bit of a mistake -- Death Eaters go there, too, and Snape and Malfoy are out to catch them. Mayhem ensues.

FROM SPARTA TO SYBARIS

2009-04-04T22:38:44-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,047, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-4-09
Status: Complete

The wizarding luxury resort at Pompeii is a place of decadence. Hermione Granger has never had a moment of decadence in her whole life. Lucius Malfoy thinks it's time she was introduced to it.

FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN

2008-12-11T07:52:21-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 9, Words: 41,668, Reviews: 64 Published: 12-11-08
Status: Complete

Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?

Once in A Lifetime

2008-11-25T01:33:57-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 4, Words: 16,668, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-25-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to The Canterbury Handfasting. Written Pre-DH. LM/HG/SS threesome and implied slash - please don't read if you're under 18 or dislike any of the above. Lucius and Hermione get married. A throwaway comment by Ginny gives Hermione naughty ideas...

Till Death Do Us Join

2008-11-24T04:46:26-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 20,022, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-24-08
Status: In-Progress

Written shortly after Deathly Hallows came out, in an attempt to free Hermione from the clutches of her marriage to Ron. Lucius Malfoy has a strange visitor who offers to spare Lucius's life if he marries Hermione. Problem: She already is married...

BLANK PAGE

2008-09-07T20:52:29-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 29,460, Reviews: 28 Updated: 9-7-08 Published: 9-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Post-war, DH compliant, EWE. Severus Snape is making a life selling illicit potions and blackmailing people. Hermione wants to save him from himself and enlists Lucius's help. Written for a prompt by shiv5468, more HGLM than HGSS

A Series of Five or More Ficlets

2008-08-04T12:17:32-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 27,032, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-4-08 Published: 8-2-08
Status: In-Progress

One-shots, written for prompts that were given by fellow fanfic writers. Pairings are SS/HG, SS/HG/LM not exactly a pairing , LM/HG. Mostly humorous.

The Men that I Used to Sport with

2008-06-14T23:15:05-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 19, Words: 87,017, Reviews: 43 Updated: 6-14-08 Published: 5-18-08
Status: In-Progress

Written for the ss hg winter exchange 2007/8. Threesome fic - don't like, don't read! Summary: If you want something to remain a secret, don't tell anybody about it. So why is Harry surprised when somebody uses the Resurrection Stone andbrings back Snape

Bermuda

2008-03-20T22:31:17-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 47,838, Reviews: 77 Updated: 3-20-08 Published: 2-6-08
Status: In-Progress

WARNING: This is a HG/SS/LM threesome fic. If you're under 18 or don't like threesome stories, don't read it. -- War heroes aren't always treated as they ought to be. If they're getting too uncomfortable, the government might even try to hide them away.

Bugged

2007-06-30T01:02:01-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,243, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot, based on a prompt received on LJ. Lucius, Hermione, the wedding night and... The Luggage

Doing It Right

2007-06-30T01:00:20-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Narcissa M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,100, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot based on a prompt received on LJ. Narcissa hands Lucius the divorce papers, because she's having an affait with... ?

Et Tu, Brute

2007-06-30T00:58:21-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,217, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Oneshot based on a promt received on LJ. Hermione buys Malfoy Manor, in order to turn it into the new S.P.E.W. headquarters. What is Lucius going to do?

The Canterbury Handfasting

2007-06-08T22:29:10-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 6, Words: 31,057, Reviews: 36 Updated: 6-8-07 Published: 5-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Hermione is working for the MoM as a public prosecutor. When a defendant proposes to trade a wellkept secret for a more lenient sentence, the only one who can corroborate the story is Lucius Malfoy. But things don't exactly go as planned...

Surprising Results of a Very Secret Conversation

2007-05-01T10:24:36-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 20,728, Reviews: 22 Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

Hippogriff Polo, intrigues and, possibly, romance

The Rules of Pureblood Courtship

2007-05-01T10:21:40-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,885, Reviews: 30 Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

Hermione has had a crush on Lucius Malfoy since he saved her life. When a unique opportunity presents itself, she chooses to act. So does Crookshanks, her familiar.

The Law of Universal Gravitation

2007-05-01T10:18:18-08:00

Author: Demented Amanuensis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 31,383, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?