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I'll Be There For You

2009-10-19T07:22:12-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Daria M. & Trent L.
Chapters: 7, Words: 14,716, Reviews: 16 Updated: 10-19-09 Published: 8-18-09
Status: Complete

Daria comes back to Lawndale for her ten year reunion, and to face some ghosts of her past. Rated M for later chapters. Previously titled Ten Years.

Give Me Liberty

2009-09-11T19:07:57-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Crossover: Harry Potter and Queer as Folk
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Justin T.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,896, Reviews: 26 Updated: 9-11-09 Published: 3-26-09
Status: In-Progress

HP/QAF crossover. Ten years after the final battle, Hermione decides it's time for Harry to take a vacation. She sends him to her cousin, Brian, in Pittsburgh to learn to enjoy his life and his freedom. He doesn't count on Draco following him. Slash.

A Casual Observer

2009-06-25T20:27:26-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Charlie W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,838, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Bill and Charlie run into Hermione in a muggle pub during their night out on the town. Threesome: Bill/Hermione/Charlie. Not for the young or faint of heart. Rated M for a reason. Written as a gift for JadeCharmer at LJ for HP porninthesun.

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

2009-05-07T18:10:02-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,316, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

Hermione is having a hard time dealing with Sirius' death, and Remus notices. AU to DH, Remus/Hermione pairing. Adult scenes ahead. Don't like 'em, don't read 'em.

Sweet Heat

2009-04-18T20:17:18-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Charlie W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,101, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

Charlie and Hermione watch a dragon's egg hatch. Very sweet fluff, known to cause toothaches. Written for prompt challenge on livejournal.

Windsor Knots, or How To Properly Knot A Necktie

2008-12-22T10:19:11-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 704, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-22-08
Status: Complete

Who taught you to tie a Windsor knot? Who taught Draco and Harry? Implied Ron/Draco. Very fluffy drabble.

Caught!

2008-12-16T21:35:49-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Charlie W.
Chapters: 11, Words: 21,493, Reviews: 100 Updated: 12-16-08 Published: 8-14-07
Status: Complete

Ron walks in on Charlie and Hermione, and all hell breaks loose! CWHG, some RWLL.

Let It Be

2008-08-29T18:56:00-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Charlie W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,073, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-29-08
Status: Complete

Charlie is hurt at work, and it's up to Hermione to make sure he behaves long enough to get well.

Like Brothers

2008-08-07T17:47:07-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Draco M. & Fred W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,711, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-7-08 Published: 7-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Draco has a few questions for the Weasley twins, and they provide him with some brotherly advice.

It's Party Time!

2008-07-12T16:00:40-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Charlie W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,864, Reviews: 25 Updated: 7-12-08 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Hermione has a flat-warming party, and the guests get up some naughty games. The players learn lots about each other, their likes and dislikes, and what they really want. HG/CW/FW/GW. AU to DH obviously , mostly humor. High on pheromones, low on plot.

Letters and Love

2008-05-20T23:51:28-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Charlie W.
Chapters: 6, Words: 21,563, Reviews: 44 Updated: 5-20-08 Published: 1-10-08
Status: Complete

I wrote this based on a prompt table, it was originally entitled "Hermione and Charlie". Charlie comes home to the Burrow for a holiday and discovers feeling for a certain bushy haired bookworm. Follows their complete relationship. Lemony in places.

Masked Man

2008-04-11T16:29:30-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,578, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-11-08 Published: 3-31-08
Status: In-Progress

The Room of Requirement does not recognize blood status, and it had a way of knowing exactly what we need, even if we don't realize it ourselves.

Anniversary Surprise

2008-02-28T13:29:02-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Charlie W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 750, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-28-08
Status: Complete

Charlie had a surprise for Hermione, but it didn't turn out quite as he expected.

Hermione's Headache

2007-12-18T21:47:21-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Charlie W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,472, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-18-07
Status: Complete

Hermione wakes up late with a headache, how can Charlie help her. HGCW, PWP. High on pheremones, low on plot.

Hermione's Little Red Book

2007-12-16T00:28:04-08:00

Author: coonassblondie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Blaise Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,437, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

Blaise finds Hermione's journal..what does he do with it? BZHG, some implied RonDraco and HarryGinny.