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We Were Just Playing Scrabble, We Swear!

2009-08-18T21:26:56-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Zach A. & Cam S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 17,344, Reviews: 57 Updated: 8-18-09 Published: 11-26-08
Status: In-Progress

Staying out late. Always busy. Hiding things. Lying. What are Dr. Saroyan and Dr. Addy up to? It couldn't be JUST Scrabble, could it? CZ! You demand, I supply!

She's Pretty

2009-07-28T17:29:13-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/General
Pairing: T. Brennan & Angela M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 623, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-28-09
Status: Complete

Six year olds Temperance and Angela meet a new girl by the swings before class one morning.

Come to your Senses

2009-06-09T14:22:25-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 5, Words: 16,262, Reviews: 135 Updated: 6-9-09 Published: 3-4-08
Status: In-Progress

Brennan is divorcing Booth after three weeks of marriage. But Booth ain't letting her go that easily!

Squints: The Sing Along!

2009-06-05T10:32:17-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Cam S. & Angela M.
Chapters: 8, Words: 18,711, Reviews: 55 Updated: 6-5-09 Published: 10-31-07
Status: Complete

Join the Squints and Booth as they sing to their heart's content and torture a boom box! Sadly, that's the entire synopsis.

The eyebrow lift

2009-04-03T10:14:38-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Zach A. & Cam S.
Chapters: 40, Words: 23,205, Reviews: 236 Updated: 4-3-09 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

It was a simple eyebrow lift. But it felt weird. Because she was looking at Zach...CZ! Idle purposes only! Awkward fluff.

Drunk Enough to Feel Better

2009-04-03T10:12:36-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Angela M. & T. Brennan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,668, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-3-09
Status: Complete

Ange, Bren and Cam play a drinking game, speak incoherently and generally wallow in self-pity. One Shot.

iBianca Take Thee Freddie, iGarret Take Thee Sam

2009-03-30T08:18:01-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: iCarly
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Freddie B. & Sam P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,271, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Carly has to attend two weddings on two different coasts on the same day! Future fic.

Tears

2009-03-10T14:42:37-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Zach A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 696, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

Angela, Cam and Brennan try to figure out where they went wrong

The Present from Texas

2009-02-04T13:22:18-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 7, Words: 14,646, Reviews: 196 Updated: 2-4-09 Published: 1-24-08
Status: In-Progress

A baby is left on Brennan's doorstep. All the Squints fall in love with the little girl and try to convince Brennan to keep her. But we all know THAT won't be easy!

That Seventies Bones!

2009-02-04T12:59:41-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: S. Booth & T. Brennan
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,511, Reviews: 23 Updated: 2-4-09 Published: 10-25-07
Status: Complete

The squints have a seventies themed party to attend.Angela and Cam are involved in a great big misunderstanding. Booth has to help with a proposal, but he has to get the ring off Brennan's finger first! FINALLY COMPLETE!

Sleepover

2009-01-27T12:39:45-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Cam S. & Angela M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,980, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

At a sleepover at Brennan's house, the girls talk about their dreams and the guys in them.

Twisted Holiday

2009-01-26T09:48:00-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: T. Brennan
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,010, Reviews: 27 Updated: 1-26-09 Published: 11-7-07
Status: Complete

Hopefully a few oneshots that focus on Christmas, but are all a little twisted.In Number Six, Jack's cousin has a BIG favour to ask. In Number Seven, Christmas is always better with super powers!

The Fresh Scent of Gain

2008-10-14T15:14:41-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Zach A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 617, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-14-08
Status: Complete

What is with me and product endorsement? I don't even use Gain! Anyway, this is a Zach-centric One Shot. Zach switches detergent and observes interesting changes in his coworkers.

Struggle For Supremacy

2008-10-06T11:40:11-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 11, Words: 15,414, Reviews: 150 Updated: 10-6-08 Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

Bones and Booth are bickering...so what's new? Chapter Ten, Booth wins but he's too out of his mind to notice. Chapter Eleven, Brennan wins, one way or the other!

Mother, may I?

2008-03-19T14:23:44-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Angela M. & S. Booth
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,393, Reviews: 42 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

One Shot! The Squints and Booth are playing a game and Angela is in charge. But then she starts going overboard.

Kissing Booth

2008-03-14T12:39:00-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 1, Words: 905, Reviews: 24 Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

I mean a kissing booth at the fun day! Just a little story that I hope will get your imagination working. Might be extended, but only with a little help. ONE SHOT for now.

Now That Makes Sense!

2008-03-04T10:57:10-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Angela M. & Zach A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,043, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-4-08
Status: Complete

Angela's bored, and Zach is forced to keep her company. But why is Cam angry at the two of them? I wrote the first thing that came to my head and this is what came out. One Shot.

Seven Days

2008-02-22T11:24:34-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 7, Words: 14,400, Reviews: 96 Updated: 2-22-08 Published: 2-11-08
Status: In-Progress

The days of the week are Kinky, Funny, Cute, Heart-breaking, Romantic, Smutty and Crazy. Atleast this week they are. BB. Complete.

Shoelaces

2008-01-25T11:31:26-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

Brennan is so busy, she can't stop to smell the roses. Or in this case, tie her shoelaces. Can Booth help? SHORT AND SPICY ONE SHOT.

Jeffersonian High

2008-01-22T13:40:12-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Pairing: T. Brennan & Angela M.
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,457, Reviews: 49 Updated: 1-22-08 Published: 10-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Tests, Science Club, Booth's new car, Foul Lunch, Basketball Jocks, Cheerleaders and being nominated for Prom Queen are some of the things a teenage Brennan has to deal with.

Centerfold

2008-01-18T09:46:42-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: T. Brennan & Angela M.
Chapters: 8, Words: 12,321, Reviews: 122 Updated: 1-18-08 Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

Brennan follws Angela's advice and does a photo shoot. COMPLETE!

EXHAUSTED

2008-01-15T13:46:42-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: S. Booth & T. Brennan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,314, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-15-08
Status: Complete

Booth and Brennan are sleepy. But are they also fluffy? Read the story to find out! ONE SHOT!

ZJ

2008-01-15T13:35:30-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Zach A.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,467, Reviews: 24 Updated: 1-15-08 Published: 11-5-07
Status: In-Progress

A Zachcentric fanfic. And who doesn't love that? Zach has some Baby Mama Drama!

Dilemma

2007-11-27T15:01:02-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,982, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-27-07
Status: In-Progress

Think about the song by Kelly Rowland and Nelly in reversed roles and you've got this fic. It's not a songfic though. I have never written angst, so you have to tell me if it is true to the genre.

The Writer

2007-11-25T14:22:16-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: T. Brennan
Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-25-07
Status: Complete

Second Person story about Bones and her writing. It's short and spicy. One Shot.

Good Music and Chicken

2007-10-29T16:37:53-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: S. Booth & T. Brennan
Chapters: 1, Words: 823, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-29-07
Status: In-Progress

I know the title is wierd but it was the best I couuld come up with on short notice. Basically, Booth sets out to prove he's not chicken. The music part comes later.

The AXE Effect

2007-10-02T13:54:48-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 1, Words: 862, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-2-07
Status: Complete

This is a one shot. BANG! It involves the spraying of dangerous substances, witches and a trip to Hawaii. Angela would be proud.Read it Review it, heck! fall IN LOVE with it!

The Girls in the Garden or The Looking Glass Self

2007-10-02T10:25:42-08:00

Author: Temperance-is -a -virtue
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,580, Reviews: 26 Updated: 10-2-07 Published: 6-29-07
Status: In-Progress

BB...B? Can you handle it? Temperance is in for a rude awakening when her old schoolmate comes back into her life.It will get BB later on, I promise.