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She Said What?

2009-12-03T04:37:34-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 58, Words: 261,939, Reviews: 1069 Updated: 12-3-09 Published: 5-8-09
Status: In-Progress

LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?

Mind Over Matter

2009-09-08T15:26:08-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,066, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-8-09 Published: 9-5-09
Status: Complete

House/Cuddy. Five times House and Cuddy should have kissed but didn't and one time when they did. TWOSHOT. R&R?

Playing With Lightning

2009-08-22T08:57:42-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,640, Reviews: 37 Published: 8-22-09
Status: In-Progress

LJ. Lily attempts to "do the right thing" but of course this never works out the way she planned. James Potter is furious. Let the fireworks begin. T for a couple of naughty words sprinkled in.

Five Sketches

2009-08-11T21:43:03-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,842, Reviews: 45 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

LJ. Five little vaguely romantic drabbles all based on the phrase: "It's Tuesday. I like you." R&R?

The Betting Game

2009-07-28T19:27:59-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,352, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-28-09
Status: In-Progress

An “episode” that would take the place of 5x10, theoretically. Features a little Huddy and a medical mystery. Rated for the usual. R&R?

In Business

2009-07-17T01:06:14-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,469, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-17-09
Status: Complete

Cuddy pays House an awkward surprise visit at Mayfield Psychiatric Hospital. R&R?

Announcement

2009-06-25T17:39:53-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,354, Reviews: 28 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

As indicated by the oh-so-creative title, Lily Potter has a particularly special announcement for her husband tonight. R&R?

Hogwarts Next Top Model

2009-06-08T08:28:14-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Parody
Chapters: 22, Words: 164,441, Reviews: 605 Updated: 6-8-09 Published: 2-4-08
Status: Complete

AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?

Blessed Idiocy

2009-06-03T12:48:32-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,888, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-3-09
Status: Complete

A pointless little drabble in which House battles with the blessed idiocy of the clinic patients he tries so hard to avoid. Features blue people, hair re-growth, and a man's "oozing" breasts. You know you're curious... R&R!

Here's to You

2009-05-02T05:52:22-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 8, Words: 19,521, Reviews: 17 Updated: 5-2-09 Published: 4-25-09
Status: Complete

An engaged college student is House’s new patient after a respiratory arrest no one can explain. Meanwhile, a looming Valentine’s Day haunts PPTH. Mid-season 4. T for language. An “episode” – full summary inside. R&R?

Aftertaste

2009-04-13T04:20:28-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: L. Cuddy & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-13-09
Status: Complete

Cuddy muses upon her past one-night-stand with House. R&R?

The Hair

2009-03-15T16:05:40-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,020, Reviews: 45 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Lily Evans dyes her hair brown and everyone has a theory about it...well, everyone meaning her friend Alice and, of course, James Potter. Let the annoying psychoanalysis begin. R&R?

Oh, Wilson

2009-03-08T10:17:45-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,366, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

Oh, Wilson. You and your underappreciated matchmaking skills... -Huddy-

Under My Skin

2009-03-01T09:41:02-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,918, Reviews: 31 Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

LJ. Lily is on a date and James is, of course, up to his usual tricks. Heated and mildly embarrassing banter ensues. R&R?

How It Goes

2009-02-28T14:47:31-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,427, Reviews: 34 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

LJ. "While awkwardness prevails, this is just how it goes. Open mouth and insert foot, babe." R&R?

When It Rained

2009-02-24T15:43:23-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,875, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

LJ. The rain keeps falling, falling, its gentle cadence echoing in her ears and reverberating through her body. She chews idly on her lip, continuing to watch the rain coat the outside world, turning her thoughts around in her head over and over again...

Piano Man

2009-02-17T15:29:36-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,481, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

Very slightly Huddy, not overtly romantic. "She remembers many things, like the smell of his hair and the rough texture of his gray coat...but what she remembers most is the piano, that old dusty grand piano in the corner room of the second floor." R&R?

Purely Business

2009-02-16T09:05:46-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,860, Reviews: 88 Published: 2-16-09
Status: Complete

LJ. "They didn’t do it out of love. They were not in love, nor did they want to be. They barely knew each other. None of this was romantic, not even close. What they had together was purely business." R&R?

Laughter

2009-02-11T13:25:45-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 575, Reviews: 21 Published: 2-11-09
Status: Complete

LJ. "It’s a laugh. Just a laugh. But here you are, entranced by the unguarded simplicity of the whole thing, while life goes on as normally as it ever does..." R&R?

I Told You So

2009-02-09T15:49:12-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,936, Reviews: 34 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

LJ. "I don’t know what Fate is smoking at the moment, but clearly, it’s not being very kind to me today." Lily endures the horrors of staring uncontrollably at a guy who shouldn't matter in the midst of class. Minor but considerable language. R&R?

Bonding

2009-02-02T15:42:23-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,762, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

Due to a series of unfortunate events, House must watch Cuddy's baby Rachel for a half hour while she attends a meeting. A face-off of screaming infant and grouchy, soap-opera-deprived House ensues. R&R?

On the Way to Lunch

2009-01-23T17:53:15-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,405, Reviews: 22 Published: 1-23-09
Status: Complete

LJ. On the way to lunch, Lily and James indulge in a little conversational banter. Just a fun little dialogue-only one-shot. R&R?

Saying So

2009-01-04T08:23:32-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Alice L. & Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,899, Reviews: 22 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

Significantly LJ. Lily confides in Alice about a sudden, mildly alarming development in her relationship with James. Discussion between the two ensues. R&R?

Love Story

2008-12-31T22:29:18-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,749, Reviews: 44 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

LJ. “I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain…never knew I could feel so much, and that’s the way I loved you.” T, just to be safe. R&R?

Too Good to be True

2008-12-25T10:28:19-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & James P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,598, Reviews: 30 Updated: 12-25-08 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

LJ. Two-shot. Fourth year, Christmas Eve wasn't exactly the cheerful, giving holiday it's cracked up to be - things happen, complications arise, and something slightly, sort of, kind of resembling a love story arises... R&R?

The Reason Why

2008-12-15T15:03:00-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,059, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

LJ. “You never did tell me, you know.” James wants to know the reason why Lily finally decided to date him. R&R?

Morning People

2008-12-12T16:34:43-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,712, Reviews: 40 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

LJ. On a sudden impulse, she tilts her head so that her lips brush by the soft skin of his ear lobe and she whispers, “So you do believe in romance?” Some nauseating morning fluff. You've been warned. R&R?

Turning Point

2008-12-07T00:21:27-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: James P. & Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,014, Reviews: 38 Published: 12-7-08
Status: Complete

LJ. “You are going to be head-over-heels in love before the first day of sixth year. The turning point has happened. You’ve already dug your own grave.” A seemingly normal morning run-in with James Potter goes horribly wrong. Significant language. R&R?

Conquered With a Kiss

2008-11-01T15:08:47-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-1-08
Status: Complete

Sparrabeth, DMC. "And also know that while he may conquer with swords and you with your wily, womanly charms; both of you have been conquered by a kiss." R&R?

By Touch

2008-11-01T11:42:32-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,354, Reviews: 35 Published: 11-1-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "He touched me once and I recoiled...he touches me now and I can't exist without it." R&R?

Desire

2008-10-26T12:02:15-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Luna P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 953, Reviews: 29 Published: 10-26-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "When you two touched, the electricity made the hairs on everyone’s necks stand like soldiers, something intangible but so intensely there that it was chilling, preternatural. And when you two kissed in secret, that single time two weeks ago..." R&R?

You Love Him

2008-10-24T14:24:15-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,543, Reviews: 85 Updated: 10-24-08 Published: 8-27-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "He was only a boy, a boy who was trying to love a girl, when that girl was trying to love everyone else." Two-shot. R&R?

Sight and Insight

2008-10-12T10:25:02-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 743, Reviews: 40 Published: 10-12-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "I look at her once. She's looking the other way. I look at her twice. Nope, still not looking. People say I should stop. I disagree. I look at her three times. I think she sees me." Originally "Crazy People." R&R?

Good Man

2008-09-08T12:27:09-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,021, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

Sparrabeth. Even now, Elizabeth thinks that Jack is a good man. Is he? Feel free to R&R.

Child's Play

2008-08-31T08:13:51-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 12, Words: 24,818, Reviews: 164 Updated: 8-31-08 Published: 8-24-08
Status: Complete

LJ eventually. "This is your life, Lily. Yours. Live it as you want, but know, this is reality you're in. It's not child's play anymore, and it never will be." R&R?

Eyes Open

2008-08-29T15:50:23-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,031, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-29-08
Status: Complete

Sparrabeth. Eleven romantically melodramatic, sometimes reflective song-drabbles to the eleven songs on the absolutely brilliant Snow Patrol album, Eyes Open. T just to be safe. NOT A SONG-FIC. R&R?

Remembrance

2008-08-22T20:53:03-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,343, Reviews: 61 Updated: 8-22-08 Published: 8-15-08
Status: Complete

LJ. Fourshot. Deals with four seasons worth of learning to live on one's own in the middle of a war the year after Lily graduates Hogwarts, beginning with autumn.

Impasse

2008-08-13T17:07:13-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,118, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-13-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "Nothing has evened out yet, in this dreadful impasse we’re stuck at...but there’s something there, glimmering at the end of the horizon. It might be something wonderful, but it might be terrible. I don’t know...The only way to know is to find it."

Curiosity

2008-08-01T18:19:19-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Jack S. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 775, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-1-08
Status: Complete

Sparrabethy. DMC. The curiosity scene rewritten slightly. R&R?

Stupidities of Man

2008-07-28T14:40:36-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: OC & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 12,821, Reviews: 23 Updated: 7-28-08 Published: 5-11-08
Status: In-Progress

SBOC, LJ, as told by OC. Fourth year for Ainsley Catherwood and Lily Evans means homework, gossip, dances, boys, introspection, sarcasm, and this year, maybe the possibility of love on the horizon. M for language, full summary inside. R&R?

Broom Cupboard

2008-07-28T07:50:03-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 48, Words: 80,788, Reviews: 1246 Updated: 7-28-08 Published: 5-1-08
Status: Complete

LJ. Yes, this is another broom-cupboard fic to add to the long list...but this one is, for variety's sake, divided into short, disjointed chapters to capture that admittedly long evening in the cupboard. M for excessive and foul language. R&R?

To Date or Not to Date

2008-07-18T07:31:25-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,534, Reviews: 29 Published: 7-18-08
Status: Complete

LJ. James asks Lily what her ideal date with him would be - because that way, she wouldn't be able to refuse! Slight language. R&R?

Staring

2008-07-16T07:00:18-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,817, Reviews: 54 Published: 7-16-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "It all starts with the staring. Every bit of it – the good and the bad – starts with the staring; the surveillance, the attention, the intensity of each glance, no matter how brief it is." R&R?

Opportune Moment

2008-07-10T08:20:25-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,285, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-10-08
Status: Complete

Sparrabeth implied. Jack, complete with two very important bottles collected on his travels, wonders if tonight is the opportune moment he has been waiting for. R&R?

Make It Count

2008-07-09T17:30:37-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,905, Reviews: 42 Published: 7-9-08
Status: Complete

LJ. “Prolong every single movement; like you’ve learned to do with so much else, make every second count.” T, just to be safe. R&R?

Almost Lover

2008-07-09T15:15:11-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,266, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-9-08
Status: Complete

Song fic. Bella/Edward, New Moon just after Edward leaves. "Goodbye, my almost lover, goodbye, my hopeless dream; I'm trying not to think about you, can't you just let me be?" R&R?

10 Things I Hate About You

2008-06-03T13:33:18-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 622, Reviews: 36 Published: 6-3-08
Status: Complete

LJ. Lily compiles a list of the ten things she hates most about James Potter. R&R?

Some Kind of Fairytale

2008-05-25T16:09:16-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,439, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-25-08
Status: Complete

LJ. So I know this boy. James Potter is his name. He’s not a particularly good-looking guy – not to me, anyway. He’s good at throwing gigantic red Quaffles into fifty-foot hoops, sure, but what use is that in the real world? Some “fairytale” this is. R&R?

Changed

2008-05-05T16:00:47-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 996, Reviews: 33 Published: 5-5-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "They’re just…them. LilyandJames, JamesandLily. Hogwarts' favorite couple. All the little cracks in between don’t matter when the whole product, their bond, is so grand and immaculate otherwise." As told by Sirius. R&R?

Forgiveness

2008-04-30T02:45:41-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Jack S. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,380, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Sparrabeth. "So what must someone – a pirate – do to atone for matters more serious than what forgiveness apparently calls for...what exactly would have to be done?" Jack attempts, and possibly succeeds, in forgiving Elizabeth. R&R?

Enough

2008-04-28T02:36:31-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,896, Reviews: 25 Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "She was all he needed, he was all she needed. And for the first time in her life, that was enough for her." R&R?

Night of Ardor

2008-04-26T07:21:21-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,472, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-26-08
Status: Complete

Sparrabeth. "The blatant craving, the white-hot friction, the seamless chemistry – all of it was incontrovertible...it could only be described as beautifully devastating." R&R?

One Kiss

2008-04-25T02:58:05-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 822, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-25-08
Status: Complete

Sparrabeth implication. Just after AWE. Jack Sparrow recalls Elizabeth Swann/Turner as he floats aimlessly away on his little boat, and the one kiss he'd shared with her before their paths seperated as quickly as they converged. R&R?

Tell Him About It

2008-04-20T12:52:34-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,671, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-20-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "To me, love is a many layered, many coloured, many legged thing, and I don’t think I can express mine through a Quaffle to his abdomen, if you know what I mean." Lily shares some insight on how she told James Potter she loved him. T for 1 word. R&R?

Happiness

2008-04-14T16:14:46-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-14-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "But the thing he loved the most about her was that she made him happy. Not estrogen-rampant or tragic-hero happy, but the good kind of happy – the subtle, healthier one...she was the real thing. With her, he just...was." R&R?

May I Have This Dance?

2008-04-10T19:07:39-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,915, Reviews: 33 Published: 4-10-08
Status: Complete

LJ fluff. Lily and James spend an evening dancing in the rain. R&R?

It's all in the Stars

2008-04-09T15:39:35-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,780, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-9-08
Status: Complete

LJ. Astrological star signs are all the rage in a fifth-year Astronomy lesson while the students avoid their classwork; and we all know that when you mix a frustrated Lily, a flirtatious James, and a lot of personality analysis, chaos will ensue. R&R?

Elusive

2008-04-08T14:51:54-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,399, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-8-08
Status: Complete

This isn’t love, this isn’t lust, and this isn’t a game. So what is it? Sparrabethy musings from our dearest Elizabeth, Post AWE. R&R?

A Moment

2008-04-07T16:03:11-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 21 Published: 4-7-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "It was fleeting. Somewhere during the transition between seconds. It was the shortest amount of time in the universe – too short to be named – but she knew it had been there and made enough difference enough to transform her little world entirely."

Midnight

2008-04-01T18:48:29-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,916, Reviews: 29 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

LJ. Just a little bit of useless, kind of mature fluff - there's no really no description for it besides that. R&R?

Just Friends

2008-03-30T17:34:27-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,914, Reviews: 31 Published: 3-30-08
Status: Complete

LJ. He was her very best friend, the one she trusted the most out of anyone else...until he wanted her in a way she wasn't sure she was ready to succumb to yet. R&R?

Everything

2008-03-27T16:08:21-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 25 Published: 3-27-08
Status: Complete

There comes a time in every teenage witch's life when she has to admit that she has finally managed to fall in love with a certain James Potter...no matter how much she really, really, really doesn't want to. LJ.

Halo

2008-03-26T03:44:58-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 14,616, Reviews: 35 Published: 3-26-08
Status: Complete

LJ song fic. "Why do you put me on a pedestal? I'm so up high that I can't see the ground below. So help me down, you've got it wrong, I don't belong there." R&R?

Love

2008-03-17T13:35:51-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,163, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-17-08
Status: Complete

LJ. "It’s just a word. Only a four letter one, at that. Yet, this simplistic word holds such an enormous connotation, it’s remarkable how many ways it can possibly be used. Maybe this is why it can be so bloody tiresome for someone like me."

Untouchable

2008-03-06T16:25:26-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Jack S. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 442, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

Post AWE Drabble. Sparrabeth implied. Jack Sparrow muses on the delicate and mysterious subject that is the word 'untouchable.' R&R?

Collide

2008-01-22T15:08:39-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,038, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

Recently edited song fic to a 'deleted scene' for AWE. Partially Sparrabeth and partially Willabeth. Essentially, it is my personal and slightly biased fantasy take on why Elizabeth ended up with Will. R&R?

Fairytale Gone Wrong

2008-01-19T08:15:02-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 16, Words: 86,728, Reviews: 218 Updated: 1-19-08 Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

LJ. To Lily Evans, the perfect fairytale has opened up for her friend Anne and enemy James Potter & all they need is the right matchmaker. However, what Lily doesn't know is that real life fairytales don't always have normal, conventional happy endings.

White Houses

2008-01-01T00:10:41-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 19,892, Reviews: 40 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

LJ Song Fic. 'And you, maybe you'll remember me, what I gave is yours to keep, in white houses.' M for mild sensuality, language, and teen drinking.

Ten Best Kisses

2007-12-29T10:44:37-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,400, Reviews: 39 Published: 12-29-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. James Potter reminisces about the ten best kisses he has ever received. R&R?

The Art of Diary Writing

2007-11-20T17:13:42-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 47, Words: 216,864, Reviews: 848 Updated: 11-20-07 Published: 5-25-07
Status: In-Progress

Alternating diary entries for James and Lily in a slightly AU fifth year. A very naive, and highly embarrassing nadir to my short writing 'career.' Still here because somehow, people liked it. Enter with extreme caution.

Living With A First Class Arse

2007-11-07T16:09:39-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 100, Words: 66,011, Reviews: 981 Updated: 11-7-07 Published: 8-22-07
Status: Complete

[Complete] LilyJames, SiriusOC. A highly sarcastic, silly, angsty, and occasionally romantic collection of 100 drabblings that are under or slightly over a thousand words each. Rated for language. Read and review?

There Comes a Day

2007-09-01T19:15:47-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 860, Reviews: 29 Published: 9-1-07
Status: Complete

[LJ Oneshot] Lily and James reflect upon their relationship so far in the early days of their dating. R&R?

Half a Week Before the Winter

2007-08-23T14:37:50-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,137, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-23-07
Status: Complete

[AU Oneshot Song Fic] Lord Beckett has taken over his miniature world, like planned, and Elizabeth Turner is frightened for the two men she loves most, Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. Kind of undescribable. R&R?

Dinner Guests 2

2007-08-03T10:05:46-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,919, Reviews: 102 Updated: 8-3-07 Published: 6-16-07
Status: Complete

[Complete][LJ] A sequel to my other story, Dinner Guests. Read that one first. In this one, Lily must return the favor and go to James Potter's house for dinner. R&R?

Maybe, Maybe Not

2007-08-03T09:14:09-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,542, Reviews: 32 Published: 8-3-07
Status: Complete

[LJ Oneshot] James and Lily nitpick at any fault the other makes the mistake of exposing. Of course, a bit of a disaster is expected. R&R?

Won't Say I'm in Love

2007-07-19T19:57:53-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,198, Reviews: 26 Published: 7-19-07
Status: Complete

[LJ Oneshot Song Fic] Lily and Alice argue back and forth about the age old question: is Lily really in love with James Potter or not? R&R!

Dear Prongs

2007-07-19T18:13:21-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,454, Reviews: 90 Updated: 7-19-07 Published: 6-25-07
Status: In-Progress

James Potter is forced to run an advice column for Gryffindor House by his fellow Marauders. Recently edited & will be updated shortly. R&R?

Apples

2007-07-17T15:39:14-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,673, Reviews: 44 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

LJ. Lily Evans enjoys eating apples for breakfast. When James Potter decides that he likes to do the same one fine day, a nervous breakdown on Lily's part is nearly obligatory. R&R?

The Magnificence of Rain

2007-07-10T16:19:06-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,081, Reviews: 36 Published: 7-10-07
Status: Complete

[LJ Oneshot] Lily is watching the rain outside, and is lost in thought until a certain James Potter shatters her concentration. R&R?

What's in a Name?

2007-06-30T06:09:17-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,579, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

[Sparrabethy Oneshot] AU, in the sense that Anna Maria reappears. Rated for language. Description of plot would give away too much. R&R?

Recollections

2007-06-21T18:46:00-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,951, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-21-07
Status: Complete

[Sparrabethy Oneshot] Many years later, Elizabeth tells her son, Will Jr., about a pirate she had once known. My first posted Pirates fan fic, so please R&R!

Dinner Guests

2007-06-14T08:34:09-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,782, Reviews: 80 Updated: 6-14-07 Published: 6-13-07
Status: Complete

[Complete][LJ] Who knew that, out of all the people in the world, Mrs. Evans had to make friends with Mrs. Potter at the grocery store and invite the family to dinner? Obviously someone that wasn't a friend of Lily Evans, that's for sure.

A Little Dare

2007-06-12T17:02:06-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,131, Reviews: 63 Updated: 6-12-07 Published: 6-7-07
Status: Complete

[LJ Oneshot Rewritten] Eventually though, in the middle of our perfectly acceptable conversation, James abruptly said two very frightening words. 'Kiss me.'

A First Date

2007-06-08T19:36:51-08:00

Author: Zayz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,526, Reviews: 44 Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

[LJ Oneshot] 'Lily.' I turned around almost too eagerly to see him grin at me for the millionth time that afternoon. 'Happy Valentine’s Day.'