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Life sucks!

2009-10-11T14:42:40-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Claymore
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Clare & Ophelia
Chapters: 18, Words: 102,678, Reviews: 196 Updated: 10-11-09 Published: 3-4-08
Status: In-Progress

Series of related and progressive short stories about some our Claymores and Awakened Ones trying to get by in the modern world among the hordes of ordinary humans. And suffering indignity upon indignity along the way as they do so.

Hello Work!

2009-09-06T13:49:09-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Shizuma H. & Nagisa A.
Chapters: 3, Words: 16,700, Reviews: 34 Updated: 9-6-09 Published: 3-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to We're all going on a... Summer Holiday. After making a pinky-pact, Nagisa and Shizuma decide to enter the work-force and live purely off their wages for one month. NagisaxShizuma, TamaoxChiyo.

Opposites

2009-05-10T14:20:08-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Shion T. & Chikaru M.
Chapters: 6, Words: 31,132, Reviews: 96 Updated: 5-10-09 Published: 3-2-08
Status: In-Progress

ShionxChikaru, eventual ShizumaxKaori. When a young Chikaru starts her first year, she could never have suspected that a chance encounter in the forest could have such an effect on the rest of her life. Contains shoujo'ai, naturally.

Yaya for President!

2009-04-12T11:02:45-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yaya N. & Tsubomi O.
Chapters: 5, Words: 30,836, Reviews: 53 Updated: 4-12-09 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to Everybody Loves Yaya. When Shion strongarms Yaya to run for Spica Student Council President to keep a tyrant out of power, she gets help with her campaign from unexpected places.

Purpose

2009-01-13T13:11:05-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Elfen Lied
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Lucy / Nyu
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,202, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-13-09 Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

A depressed and lonely Lucy is captured by a dangerous person who forces her to re-evaluate her life by fighting for her very survival. Dark and twisted, with a hint of dark irony.

We're all going on a Summer Holiday

2008-05-02T14:53:15-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 10, Words: 68,581, Reviews: 180 Updated: 5-2-08 Published: 8-10-07
Status: Complete

NagisaxShizuma, KanamexMomomi, ChikaruxShion Sequel to Endless Love. When the girls head off for a summer holiday at a peaceful Ryokan, things don't turn out to be as peaceful as they had expected. Comedy and romantic fluff.

Tough Love

2008-02-19T12:17:10-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Claymore
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Clare & Ophelia
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,461, Reviews: 17 Updated: 2-19-08 Published: 1-31-08
Status: Complete

Follow-up to Onii-chan. When Clare gets injured in combat, Ophelia directs all her rage at the wrong person. Contains Shoujo'ai. Second chapter added.

It's a beautiful thing we share

2008-02-06T16:01:30-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Claymore
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Clare & Ophelia
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,028, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-6-08
Status: Complete

Ophelia stumbles upon a natural hotspring and she and Clare share a rare blissful night of being together and simply enjoying the moment. OpheliaxClare. Contains shoujo'ai.

Oniichan

2008-01-26T06:39:17-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Claymore
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Clare & Ophelia
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,614, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-26-08
Status: In-Progress

Follow up to Twisted Love. Another one-shot, this time, from Ophelia's point of view. 10 years after Twisted Love, Ophelia refects on her life so far. Contains Shoujo'ai.

Twisted Love

2008-01-23T15:11:48-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Claymore
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Clare & Ophelia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,740, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-23-08
Status: Complete

A short oneshot what-if story, which has the unfortunate Clare falling for the wrong kind of girl. Contains Shoujo'ai and possible disturbing scenes.

Everybody Loves Yaya

2008-01-02T16:27:10-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 13, Words: 82,249, Reviews: 153 Updated: 1-2-08 Published: 7-8-07
Status: Complete

YayaxTsubomi When Yaya is offered to be in the Spica foreign exchange program to the US, she jumps at the opportunity and takes Tsubomi along with her. Insanity and wackiness abound. Contains Shoujoai, of course.

How Miyuki got her groove back

2007-11-11T14:11:07-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,241, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-11-07
Status: Complete

Prequel to Miyuki's Happiness. This story explores the relationship between Miyuki and her lover 2 years prior to Miyuki's Happiness and leading up to it. Contains Shoujo'ai, naturally. Humor, romance, a little drama.

Miyuki's Happiness

2007-10-29T17:02:10-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,317, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-29-07
Status: Complete

20 years after she graduated from Miator, Miyuki learns that some things never chance. Humor and fluff.

Endless Love

2007-07-03T14:57:41-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 29,004, Reviews: 125 Updated: 7-3-07 Published: 5-28-07
Status: Complete

[ShizumaxNagisa and KanamexMomomi] Shizuma and Nagisa are living together now and are attending university. But their blissful existence is about to be rudely interrupted when Nagisa's parents come to town. Bit of Drama, plenty of romantic fluff

Pining for the Fjords

2007-06-11T15:29:01-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,535, Reviews: 18 Published: 6-11-07
Status: Complete

[ChikaruXShion] After Chikaru semi swindles someone to help out her stop motion animation club, the time is right for a heartfelt confession or two. Oneshot Contains shoujoai

Happy Happy Joy Joy

2007-05-28T15:03:18-08:00

Author: Useful Oxymoron
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,984, Reviews: 32 Published: 5-28-07
Status: Complete

[ShizumaxNagisa] It's been 2 years since that fateful day when she snatched away Nagisa from the Etoile election, and now somebody is nervous before her wedding. Happy Silly Romantic Fluff.