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Unimaginable

2009-10-30T05:44:15-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Rosalie & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 949, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God." Mid New Moon. Bella has it hard. Rosalie went through something worse. Oneshot, M.

The Sue Slayers: The Shippers Strike Back

2009-09-26T02:27:11-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 25,825, Reviews: 112 Updated: 9-26-09 Published: 4-17-09
Status: In-Progress

The Twilight fandom has got issues. Major ones. And as we all know, there's only one solution. Who do you call when Sues, Fangirls, clichéd plots and OOC characters flood the fandom, attack Bella and molest Edward? You call the Sue Slayers, of course!

The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist

2009-07-31T00:48:14-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Adventure
Pairing: Artemis F. & Minerva P.
Chapters: 24, Words: 39,583, Reviews: 430 Updated: 7-31-09 Published: 1-16-08
Status: Complete

Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!

The Sue Slayers: Attack Of The Clichés

2009-03-22T23:56:11-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Adventure
Chapters: 21, Words: 50,441, Reviews: 327 Updated: 3-22-09 Published: 8-5-08
Status: In-Progress

The Maximum Ride fandom is being attacked by clichés! Who can save the Flock from these crazed, black wearing horrors? Well, the Slayers might, but are the clichés too many to handle?

Thread For Thread

2008-11-22T01:03:19-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Pairing: Max 2 & Omega
Chapters: 1, Words: 675, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

Max II is inferior. She's the old version, the one that doesn't matter. Part of the Silence Series.

In Which Gazzy Feels Like A Woman

2008-09-22T22:13:32-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,064, Reviews: 33 Published: 9-22-08
Status: Complete

*Oneshot* Max is forced by the Flock to go and sing at a karaoke bar. Fax, major twist! T for safety.

Pretend

2008-08-04T01:27:29-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-4-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes, it’s nice to pretend. I’ll just lie here with my eyes closed. Iggy POV, Part of the Silence series.

Just Because I’m Paranoid Help Stop The Spoiling

2008-07-16T17:31:53-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 739, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-16-08
Status: Complete

Ok. So Time Paradox is out in some places, and not out in others. A few simple rules to prevent spoilers. There are spoilers in here...if you can read Russian, that is.

Just Admit It

2008-06-21T03:04:47-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

She won’t admit to anything. She won’t say it. Sometimes I think she can’t say it." Oh, the Faxness. Fang just wants Max to admit her feelings. Oneshot, angsty. Fax, obviously. R&R Part of the Silence Series.

Reasons

2008-05-18T02:23:22-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,045, Reviews: 29 Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

There are lots of good reasons why I don't talk...Fang muses over his silence through the series. Spoilers MR1-MR3, Fax. Part of the Silence series.

Prayer

2008-05-03T03:21:40-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 543, Reviews: 19 Published: 5-3-08
Status: Complete

Set during the church scene of MR1, Fang prays. Part of the Silence series.

Sues, OCs and Just Bad A Guide to FanFiction

2008-04-17T03:52:52-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,001, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-17-08
Status: In-Progress

A short, three chapter guide to writing Artemis Fowl fanfiction. First chapter; Canon Pairings.

Nothing At All

2008-03-21T01:59:13-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Pairing: Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 345, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-21-08
Status: Complete

Holly muses over the human race, about the things the fairies have lost-and the things that matter most.

Only One

2008-03-03T01:03:36-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 539, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-3-08
Status: Complete

Don’t look at me like that, Holly." Songfic, to Only One by Yellowcard. Artemis's thoughts when he and Holly were on Hybras. AxH

Hand of God

2008-01-30T03:02:16-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 548, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-30-08
Status: Complete

It felt like a story, some sick, twisted tale." Artemis thinks about the three years he's lost. Songfic to Hand of God by Fall Out Boy.

My Random Rant On Mary Sues

2008-01-04T18:13:23-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,084, Reviews: 109 Updated: 1-4-08 Published: 12-14-07
Status: Complete

See title. Also contains tips on repairing your Sues so they become OCs, as well as reviewing and a couple of things on genetics. How did that get in there? Read and Review! COMPLETE!

What Are The Odds?

2008-01-04T17:39:07-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 3, Words: 186, Reviews: 17 Updated: 1-4-08 Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

I can only hope that I never have to be that close to a human again. Their lives go by in a flash. My existence goes on forever." Bartimaeus' thoughts on the three people who meant most to him. Very short and slightly opaque threeshot.

The Kill

2008-01-02T03:35:04-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 642, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-2-08
Status: Complete

Songfic to The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars. Minerva's slightly suicidal thoughts about Artemis after he disappears.

A Really Really Big Crossover

2007-11-25T01:55:18-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,938, Reviews: 26 Updated: 11-25-07 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

A massive crossover of epic proportions, everything from Artemis to Zeus. Abandoned.

Say Hi To Kitty For Me How?

2007-11-21T00:56:29-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 21 Updated: 11-21-07 Published: 6-5-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Bartimaeus thinks over what Nathaniel told him to do. Post Ptomely's Gate.

Messages And Romance in the LEP

2007-10-26T05:25:54-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Holly S. & Trouble K.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,894, Reviews: 64 Updated: 10-26-07 Published: 10-6-07
Status: Complete

Holly and Lilli are messaging when Trouble comes up for a chat. Could there be romance in the air? COMPLETE

A List Of Reasons Why A&H Will Never Get Together

2007-07-31T02:01:54-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 732, Reviews: 57 Updated: 7-31-07 Published: 7-28-07
Status: Complete

The title pretty much explains it all. I am so grossed out by AH stories, I mean, come on people! Size does matter, in more than one sense. NOTE: Redundant since the Time Paradox-I've converted to AxH...Shut up! You just...SHUT UP!

Queezle

2007-06-03T04:37:56-08:00

Author: Epitome of Randomness
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 161, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-3-07
Status: Complete

Queezle reminisces about Prague, when the Golem comes. Oneshot, BartimauesxQueezle.