FanFiction.Net - hearmelaugh's fanfiction

Environmentally Friendly

2009-11-28T04:58:11-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Kanda & Lavi
Chapters: 3, Words: 13,311, Reviews: 26 Updated: 11-28-09 Published: 9-29-09
Status: In-Progress

In which Kanda is a friend of the environment, Lavi can't decide whose friend he wants to be, and heavy machinery is kicked around. Nothing is simple when the most stubborn boy in the world insists on being green. AU.

Running on Empty

2009-11-28T04:33:55-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yuuri S. & Wolfram vB.
Chapters: 8, Words: 40,738, Reviews: 84 Updated: 11-28-09 Published: 9-29-09
Status: In-Progress

A harebrained scheme designed to show Wolfram that really, Love is All Around, and things blow up in Yuuri's face. He'll see this to the end though, for the blond. AU.

The Secret Life of Wolfram

2009-11-18T08:23:49-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Wolfram vB.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,463, Reviews: 27 Updated: 11-18-09 Published: 1-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Entry 5: I should have known that Gwendal’s inner baker would take offense at the insinuation that we couldn’t make a cake good enough for mother

3 AM

2009-09-01T11:41:05-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Wolfram vB. & Yuuri S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,275, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-1-09
Status: Complete

They don't always get along, but they have their moments. And at 3 A.M. one morning, all was right in the world. Yuuri and Wolfram, school-going AU.

My Wimp, The Vampire

2009-07-23T04:59:48-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Wolfram vB. & Yuuri S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,351, Reviews: 23 Updated: 7-23-09 Published: 7-7-09
Status: Complete

AU "I. Hate. Superheroes" Murata knew Wolfram didn't mean it, of course. The blond would rant about Yuuri rescuing everyone. And Yuuri probably secretly liked being ranted at. Murata had weird friends. Two-shot

You Stole The Sun

2009-07-09T09:44:03-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Wolfram vB.
Chapters: 19, Words: 97,353, Reviews: 317 Updated: 7-9-09 Published: 8-17-07
Status: Complete

Wolfram was kidnapped by a foreign king, but the demons are struggling to retrieve him. Mikael and Yuuri bicker, Wolfram decides to live for himself, and Murata has his fingers crossed for Shibuya and the blond. Yuuri admits, Wolfram replies. The End.

Of Primary Importance

2009-07-08T06:18:09-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kanda & Lavi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,183, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-8-09
Status: Complete

Just because he had a heart of utter stone, didn't mean he didn't want his room to be pret-... aesthetically pleasing. He was Japanese. He just drew the line at ikebana made by one-eyed red-headed white boys using bloody daffodils.

Drunk Twister

2009-07-07T05:47:40-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kanda & Lavi
Chapters: 1, Words: 611, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-7-09
Status: Complete

Yeah, it was hard as all hell to twist his arm just so and cock his hip just right to win at Drunk Twister and getting away with holding Kanda . But it was so. Totally. Worth it. AU

Stagehands

2009-07-06T00:36:04-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Wolfram vB. & Yuuri S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,578, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-6-09
Status: Complete

This had to be, thought Gwendal, the only show in the world where what happened backstage was more enthralling than what happened on it. Yuuri and Wolfram theatrical AU

Halfblind

2009-07-06T00:16:45-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kanda & Lavi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,129, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-6-09
Status: Complete

LaviKanda AU: "It's nice of you t'worry, Yuu, but it's my eye, even if there's only one left, and like the wolf said, 's for the better to see you with"

With Tongue

2009-07-02T23:56:41-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Kanda & Lavi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,023, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

Lavi loved Kanda's shoulder blades.

Property of

2009-07-02T23:47:42-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Wolfram vB. & Yuuri S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,788, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

AU "Wolf, you might feel better if you take off your jacket. And socks. And maybe put on some shorts. Or just your boxers will be fine, really. I'll go get you something cold to drink, okay?"

KKM B!

2009-05-21T19:37:45-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Yuuri S. & Wolfram vB.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,212, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-21-09
Status: Complete

Yuuri wants to teach Wolfram a lesson in sportsmanship, and decides that Basketball is the name of the game. Wolfram then shows Yuuri precisely why battling the Makoku Men and woman could only end in injury... and stunning emotional trauma.

Carry Without Fail

2009-05-08T09:56:21-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Wolfram vB. & Yuuri S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,857, Reviews: 18 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Wolfram and his men were ambushed and Wolfram's gone missing, but Yuuri isn't too worried; his Wimp Senses tell him he doesn't have to.

A Formal Introduction to Smiling

2009-02-18T04:26:42-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Yuuri S. & Wolfram vB.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,411, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Yuuri conducts an interview in the night, wondering why Wolfram smirks and scowls a lot, but doesn't smile his prettiest smile very often. Wolfram explains, and Yuuri is upset by the reason. He demands a smile to make things better. For kkm challenge

Experiments

2008-06-22T08:03:30-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Wolfram vB.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,553, Reviews: 21 Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

Wolfram is tired of waiting and wants to end it, but Anissina promises that he'll get his heart's desire if he lets her experiment on him this one last time. While Yuuri is not amused, even he can't defeat Anissina. Fluff, for liesel.

Damp Rag

2007-11-09T18:17:13-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Wolfram vB. & Yuuri S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 710, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-9-07
Status: Complete

Yuuri thinks about how he used to enjoy playing with paint, and how the damp rag he used would change when he wetted it with a brush. The damp rag reminds him of... Wolfram?

Night Has Fallen, Darkness Comes

2007-08-31T06:53:01-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,060, Reviews: 59 Updated: 8-31-07 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

A riding class in the woods went terribly wrong, Wolfram's hurt, Yuuri's hurt, and things look grim. Still, if Yuuri realises what he actually feels for a certain someone at the end of the adventure, then Wolfram would be the first to say it was worth it

Please

2007-07-26T23:31:44-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Yuuri S. & Wolfram vB.
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-26-07
Status: Complete

A paragraph in which Yuuri is honest with Wolfram. Sincerity can be the saddest policy.

Cut Me Loose

2007-07-12T23:39:33-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Wolfram vB. & Yuuri S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 872, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-12-07
Status: Complete

In which there is a confrontation between Wolfram and Yuuri, and sad words are exchanged. Things don't always end with a smile.

The Bloody Idiot Machine: Yuuri Makes A Stand!

2007-06-15T00:20:12-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Yuuri S. & Wolfram vB.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,250, Reviews: 18 Published: 6-15-07
Status: Complete

What happens when Gunter finds a lovematch machine created by a former Maou. Yuuri is confused, Wolfram is angry, and Gunter nosebleeds. A lot. Fluff!

Let there be light

2007-06-05T04:13:34-08:00

Author: hearmelaugh
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Wolfram vB. & Yuuri S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 770, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-5-07
Status: Complete

What Yuuri and Wolfram do in the night, and Wolfram's lack of adventurous spirit. In which Earth inventions are a Shinou-send to Wolfram