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I Hate Everything About You

2009-03-29T18:08:28-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 19,516, Reviews: 174 Updated: 3-29-09 Published: 4-6-08
Status: In-Progress

/All human/I gawked at the boy walking through the door. The girls swooned at the sight of him. I froze. It couldn’t be him. He turned, his eyes met mine. It was. And he was headed right for me. Him. I hate Edward Cullen.

Crazy Cullen Chronicles

2008-08-05T15:58:11-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 46, Words: 55,129, Reviews: 769 Updated: 8-5-08 Published: 7-1-07
Status: In-Progress

The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 46: "S" Words. /Parody of an SNL pardoy of Celebrity Jeopardy! Woo!/

Dominoes

2008-07-02T12:00:10-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 15,204, Reviews: 62 Updated: 7-2-08 Published: 6-5-07
Status: In-Progress

Newton's Third Law: Every Action has an opposite yet equal Reaction. Like dominoes, one action leads to another consequence. Charlie's had it up to here and loses it. What's an 18 year-old Bella to do? /No longer on Hiatus!/

Randomness to the Max

2008-06-28T13:53:49-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 5,517, Reviews: 66 Updated: 6-28-08 Published: 7-12-07
Status: In-Progress

How does the flock act when they're not on the run or being hunted? Well, what would you do if were them? Features OOC charaters, randomness, creepy thoughts, explosions, Faxness, The Love Doctor,Hello Kitty Bubble Soap, and Monty Python.

Pictures of Bella Swan

2008-06-18T18:14:43-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,831, Reviews: 39 Updated: 6-18-08 Published: 1-21-08
Status: In-Progress

/AU/ ‘Hate is more of a mutual feeling. Then again, hate is such a strong word, so we’ll just say I really LOATHE you Alice.’ She frowned at me. ‘Oh come off it Bella. It’s a simple dare. You just have to kiss him, not love him.’ Liar.

51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do

2008-06-18T14:43:15-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,433, Reviews: 166 Updated: 6-18-08 Published: 2-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.

Forgotten

2008-06-14T19:42:10-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 832, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-14-08
Status: In-Progress

So wise so young, they say do never live long...

Bella the Vampire Slayer

2008-03-23T16:34:36-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,814, Reviews: 89 Updated: 3-23-08 Published: 7-14-07
Status: In-Progress

Title says it all. Alice made one mistake, and they had to pay for it, with their LIVES! And then prescious family heirlooms are then burned by a match. It's weird, it's scary, it's Bella and Alice with caffiene. And you thought Emmett was scary.

Love and Memories

2008-03-14T20:24:38-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 19, Words: 26,511, Reviews: 179 Updated: 3-14-08 Published: 7-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo... /Ch. 3 - 16 being redone. Critique greatly welcomed./

Caught In The Act

2008-03-08T20:00:14-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,448, Reviews: 27 Updated: 3-8-08 Published: 1-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Sugar high Felix, loads of mayhem, insanity, singing, and a bunch of funness. A side of the Volturi like you've never seen before. /OOC Characters, inspired by Ame Warashi's devianART Voltrui mugshots./

Forks Fiends

2008-01-16T18:28:23-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,694, Reviews: 29 Updated: 1-16-08 Published: 11-24-07
Status: In-Progress

Because every book has characters people don't like too much. So what do we do? Why, we poke fun at them. We strip them of their dignity and just plain make fun of them. So 'Forks Fiends' everyone! Having fun at the expense of the characters no one likes!

Babysitting Buddies

2007-12-30T13:02:28-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,530, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Based of the oneshot from Crazy Cullen Chronicles. What happens when Emmett so 'graciously' volunteers to help Bella babysit three kids? What is Team G.A.S.? 'Happy Juice? Threatening to blow up the house? Explosive cookies? A drunk Emmett? Uh-oh!

You Were Meant For Me

2007-12-29T17:31:30-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,867, Reviews: 37 Updated: 12-29-07 Published: 10-8-07
Status: In-Progress

Bella spent a whole day thinking about him. Edward spent that same day thinking of her. He crept into her room that night in silence. And she saw him. So Edward came back, but what if Bella didn't want him back?

Attack of the Killer Bunnies

2007-09-09T13:51:27-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 4,051, Reviews: 51 Updated: 9-9-07 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Jasper goes hunting and when vampire bunnies appear, everyone blames him. But it is really him? R&R! Completed!

Breaking and Broken

2007-07-19T15:30:32-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,346, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-19-07
Status: Complete

/I made a promise, and I broke it. She gave me her heart, and I broke it. Is there anything I can’t break? What kind of monster am I?/ Edward’s PoV. Set in Mexico during New Moon. -Oneshot...?-

Secrets and Surprises

2007-07-19T13:15:07-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,160, Reviews: 38 Updated: 7-19-07 Published: 6-21-07
Status: Complete

We all have certain secrets that we will never tell anyone, not on purpose anyways. What would Edward say if he found out? COMPLETE!

Beach Party with the Cullens

2007-06-25T12:14:43-08:00

Author: twilightnite
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 7,686, Reviews: 89 Updated: 6-25-07 Published: 6-5-07
Status: In-Progress

/HIATUS/Bella and the Cullens go to the beach and have a little party. Stupid characters, weird plot, funny story! If it’s offensive in any way we’re really sorry! We’re just trying to have fun! R&R! UPDATED!