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2009-08-24T17:50:17-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Edward
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,983, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-24-09 Published: 5-29-09
Status: In-Progress

He seemed to reside on top of a mountain, far above us all. Esme would worry that the altitude wouldn't become him, that his young un-beating heart couldn't take the thin air. But then Bella came...and Edward fell of his mountain, back down to Earth.

Dirt Poor

2009-05-29T16:54:37-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 615, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

A fluffy typical-Edward moment of over-bearingness...one-shot.

Late Dawnings

2008-08-12T15:07:16-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,753, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-12-08 Published: 6-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Life goes on for the flock in a mad mix of romantic sparring, the day-to-day violence between various species, Nudge's Spring Fashion Shows, and Max's recurring inability to stay out of denial. FAX duh . R&R!

Bewitched Therapy

2008-06-21T21:55:14-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,575, Reviews: 13 Updated: 6-21-08 Published: 3-7-08
Status: In-Progress

What if Bella finally got sick of dealing with interspecies feuds, and Angela decided to take matters into her own hands? Therapy for a werewolf, vampire, and human hardly seems reasonable, but who's gonna argue with the witch?

Stuck up There

2008-06-15T18:38:17-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 870, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-15-08
Status: In-Progress

If ghosts go to Shadowland, where do mediators go? And what happens when they suck CeeCee, Adam, and Kelly along with them, so they're ALL stuck up THERE together? Dead?...A pointless oneshot, to put it nicely. R&R if you feel so inclined.

Cullen's personal Cherry Sauce

2008-05-22T15:16:11-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,544, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-22-08 Published: 3-8-08
Status: In-Progress

They called her Cherry. She'd been in a motorcycle accident and for some reason, Carlisle had bitten her. Then she was just there. Merged into our lives, a strange, altogether alien presence. Our sudden little sister. We were 8 plus Cherry.

Battle Scars

2008-02-24T13:50:20-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-24-08
Status: Complete

I had meant to ask him for a while now. What with my rather large and eventful past concerning painful and remarkably bloody injuries, I’d always had a somewhat morbid fascination with scars and such. A VERY short, random one-shot.

Of Ghosts, Mediators and Buisnesswomen

2007-09-29T12:17:00-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Mediator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,402, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-29-07 Published: 9-27-07
Status: In-Progress

Suze is a star reporter in London, Nina Tchaikovsky a sergeant in the ASNA,Agency of Super Natural Affairs, Jesse a high paid doctor in London and now Suze's fiance, and then there's Paul...who is once again up to no good. With one major difference. R&R

A week off at the Cullens'

2007-09-26T16:52:38-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 9,865, Reviews: 21 Published: 9-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Bella has a devious idea, Edward suspects ulterior motives but stays silent for his own good, Rosalie wants to learn how to cook, Emmett remains calmly amused not, and Esme shakes her head in a scandalized sort of way. Bella's POV. New Moon.

Scarlett Anniston And The Consequences That Follow

2007-09-26T16:29:32-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,315, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-26-07
Status: Complete

Bella wasn't the only one Edward visited in her room at night, though the only whom he didn't want to scare to death, thinking he was being funny. Step into a oneshot of various POV's when he was but a mere mortal and not quite so noble.

In the Mind of the Wolverine

2007-09-26T16:22:27-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 889, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-26-07
Status: Complete

God damn Jacob Black. He deserved being rejected. Even in his pain, even in a situation identical to mine, he didn’t felt an ounce of pity. A bitter oneshot in the view of the wronged. Last chapter of Eclipse. Leah's POV.

Playing the Game

2007-09-26T16:16:04-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-26-07
Status: Complete

Well, it seems like Edward and Bella have recently diverged in a new activity...Poker. A one shot going with my A Lesson in Poker and Seduction though the latter is less OCC than this oneshot in Edward's view.

A Lesson in Poker and Seduction

2007-09-26T16:09:41-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,849, Reviews: 21 Published: 9-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Bella needs desperate help from Alice to get back at Edward. In the process, Poker is played, Lying is learned, People disappear, and Bella and Rosalie go against orders and...well, you'll see... update: this story is temporarily discontinued.

Ten Points for Bella

2007-09-26T15:49:48-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,368, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-26-07
Status: In-Progress

An overused theme and MOI, who doesn't like doing things the ordinary way. Here we have Bella and Edward, Bella pissed at being human so it's before New Moon's deal with Carlisle trying to convince Edward...the physical way.

And then we all went to Hell

2007-09-26T15:47:25-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,451, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-26-07
Status: Complete

After New Moon, Bella is in the middle of the transformation, the werewolves burst in, everyone is killed...and where do they end up? A oneshot possibly a twoshot to be in Alice's POV.

Ah, but a man never got a woman back

2007-09-15T13:31:50-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-15-07
Status: Complete

Ron is furious, but won't give up, Hermione is in denial as usual, and Harry and Ginny...well, they're oblivious as can be on one's wedding night...a songfic in which Ron sings I'm your man by Michael Buble. Listen to the song while you read.

Mommy, Daddy, I'm gonna marry

2007-09-07T21:18:32-08:00

Author: Rose Philosopher
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,692, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-7-07
Status: Complete

How do parents take the announcement of their only daughter planning to marry with 18? What does Bella Swan's wedding look like in the capable hands of Alice?. A comedic two-shot with a whole lot of sarcastic ranting. Bella's POV, then Alice's.