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Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual

2013-06-17T20:06:54-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Chapters: 57, Words: 142,446, Reviews: 2039, In-Progress

Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...

A Matter of Perspective

2013-06-01T22:08:21-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
General/Adventure
Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,815, Reviews: 85, Complete

One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.

The Meeting

2013-04-27T18:15:47-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Drama
Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,103, Reviews: 158, Complete

One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...

A Fate Worse than Death

2013-04-26T06:02:01-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
General
Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,666, Reviews: 101, Complete

Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?

Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot

2013-03-25T18:46:57-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter and Munsters
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 22,790, Reviews: 118, Complete

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

Hiding in Plain Sight

2013-01-23T10:16:38-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Harry P. & Susan B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,665, Reviews: 277, Complete

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage

2012-12-26T20:49:53-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter and Ironman
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Fantasy
Harry P. & A. E. Stark/Tony
Chapters: 18, Words: 125,735, Reviews: 3733, In-Progress

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Harry Potter and the Elder Sect

2012-10-13T15:32:20-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter and Bewitched
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Adventure
Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 42,465, Reviews: 960, In-Progress

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

Harry Potter and the Sun Source

2012-05-03T14:47:47-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Adventure/Humor
Harry P.
Chapters: 10, Words: 111,868, Reviews: 1924, Complete

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Triwizard Tales

2012-01-11T09:25:12-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Harry P. & Susan B.
Chapters: 6, Words: 38,772, Reviews: 1132, Complete

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting

2011-08-14T15:43:16-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
General/Family
Harry P. & Tracey D.
Chapters: 6, Words: 27,698, Reviews: 484, In-Progress

After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG

Harry Potter and the Freak

2011-08-07T17:39:43-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter and Freakazoid
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,958, Reviews: 57, Complete

It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.

Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack

2011-08-04T16:41:37-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Family
Harry P. & Dean T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,500, Reviews: 66, Complete

- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.

Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse

2011-05-05T07:19:17-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 16,175, Reviews: 162, In-Progress

Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.

Road Trip

2010-12-13T10:58:09-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Hurt/Comfort/Adventure
Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 22,516, Reviews: 95, Complete

After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.

Harry Potter and the Distaff Side

2010-09-22T19:44:49-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Drama/Romance
Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 15, Words: 66,217, Reviews: 1091, In-Progress

Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.

The Board

2010-09-15T14:56:04-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Friendship/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,312, Reviews: 235, Complete

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

Technomagical Ideas

2010-06-11T18:31:22-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
General
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,019, Reviews: 72, In-Progress

A collection of shorts, homages, omakes and generally bad ideas that come from my Invincible Technomage fic. Some of these may actually appear in the main story, but most won't.

The Conversation

2010-03-22T13:13:40-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Fantasy/Humor
Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,321, Reviews: 91, Complete

Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.

The Marriage Contracts Redux

2010-03-22T09:47:07-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
General/Humor
Harry P. & Daphne G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 70,364, Reviews: 241, Complete

A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

Harry Potter and the Clockwork Leap

2010-03-10T09:01:16-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Quantum Leap and Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Humor
Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 12,666, Reviews: 54, In-Progress

A conceptual fusion of the Harry Potter series and the Quantum Leap TV Show. Chapters 1 and 2 extracted from my Thrilling Tales anthology/Bunny Hutch

The Truth

2010-01-21T17:04:50-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Family/Drama
Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 37,135, Reviews: 346, Complete

On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.

Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper

2010-01-12T11:04:01-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Drama/Angst
Harry P. & Susan B.
Chapters: 28, Words: 57,835, Reviews: 866, Complete

Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.

Harry Potter and YASMWTS

2009-03-27T09:32:04-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Family/General
Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 3, Words: 22,879, Reviews: 185, In-Progress

The ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'

Incredible

2009-01-29T23:04:16-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Drama/Tragedy
Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 15,681, Reviews: 169, In-Progress

Harry and Hermione travel the world in search of a way to destroy Riddle's horcruxes, in their search they take a wrong turn and save a man from his fate, in the process they discover a new source of power with a horrible price.

Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts

2008-10-24T22:19:20-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Drama/Angst
Harry P. & Daphne G.
Chapters: 14, Words: 73,198, Reviews: 1910, Complete

The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.

Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal

2008-05-07T18:24:33-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Angst/Romance
Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 20, Words: 77,977, Reviews: 1570, Complete

The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny

Hogwarts The Musical

2008-03-02T17:05:40-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Lucius M. & Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,857, Reviews: 31, Complete

The Slytherins put on a show

Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality

2008-01-18T19:44:12-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,851, Reviews: 57, Complete

Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone

Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute

2007-10-20T16:29:16-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 16, Words: 17,434, Reviews: 379, Complete

Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.

Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech

2007-09-29T06:45:23-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor
Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,605, Reviews: 106, Complete

One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.

Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen

2007-09-29T06:41:53-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,780, Reviews: 111, Complete

One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?

Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons

2007-09-23T09:34:55-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Humor
Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 707, Reviews: 247, Complete

One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?

Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not

2007-09-04T14:26:42-08:00

Author: Clell65619
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Adventure/Humor
Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 43, Words: 70,081, Reviews: 510, Complete

Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.