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Cullen Announcements

2009-02-04T21:22:48-08:00

Author: CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,396, Reviews: 13 Updated: 2-4-09 Published: 7-10-08
Status: In-Progress

Jasper is moving out, the forks are spooing etc. collection of one-shots of the Cullen's in completely random moments.

Second Meaning?

2008-11-02T07:23:38-08:00

Author: CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,716, Reviews: 83 Updated: 11-2-08 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

The boys hear the girls talking about...something and wonder if there is a second meaning behind it. Humar! R&R

Cullen Musical

2008-07-13T21:20:15-08:00

Author: CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,705, Reviews: 46 Updated: 7-13-08 Published: 12-19-07
Status: In-Progress

Title sounds stupid, but its just a working title till we can come up with something betterCullens singing everywhere Alice goes! What has the world come to! Funny, short probably 8 or 9 chapters. Please read & Review! Flames accepted! Rated T just in cas

Don't Kill the Cullen

2008-05-06T17:32:34-08:00

Author: CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,338, Reviews: 39 Updated: 5-6-08 Published: 1-14-08
Status: Complete

Sequal to Don't Kill the Human! The Cullens are visting the Volturi, but what happens when the Cullens have a way of ticking of Volturi members? Rated T just to be safe. R&R

ABC's with the Cullen's and Friends

2008-03-09T14:51:09-08:00

Author: CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 309, Reviews: 16 Updated: 3-9-08 Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

this is a wierd little story Flotsum and I wrote on the way to Mount Rushmore. It started as a game but turned into a story. You have to make up a conversation or story using only the letters of the alphabet. Like After Breakfast...etc. PlZ R&R! TwoShot!

Don't Kill The Human

2008-01-14T18:01:16-08:00

Author: CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 3,286, Reviews: 102 Updated: 1-14-08 Published: 10-28-07
Status: Complete

What happens when a few humans are talking about 'tapping that' Rosalie around Emmett? Or stealing Jasper from Alice? Title explains everything. plz R&R! takes place in Hoquaim many years after Bella is changed.

Kiss Of Death

2008-01-05T17:14:45-08:00

Author: CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,654, Reviews: 44 Updated: 1-5-08 Published: 6-30-07
Status: In-Progress

This is the same story that was posted on IStarEdwardCullen1221's profile but since she and I cowrite it we moved it to this account. Any way This is basically a follow up of New Moon and what I think should happen. Okay sucky summary but please read and