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Going down to south park

2009-09-25T16:01:02-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/General
Pairing: Tweek T. & Craig T.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,149, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-25-09
Status: In-Progress

lol we cause a fight between Tweek and Craig, fix it, then i kidnap Kyle and Ebsolon beats up Cartmen! Crazy things happen when you visit southpark...

Jail Birds

2009-08-13T19:57:27-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 3,989, Reviews: 81 Updated: 8-13-09 Published: 4-21-08
Status: In-Progress

My friends and i go to jail, and see a ceartian pyro bird boy there. Will we push him over the edge?

Kidnapping Fang

2009-05-10T09:41:26-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 26, Words: 10,501, Reviews: 254 Updated: 5-10-09 Published: 2-18-08
Status: In-Progress

haaha. Me samm and VG is gonna kidnap fang now. Shmiles. Bye bye.

Get in the car!

2009-04-24T16:05:56-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Max & Fang
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-24-09
Status: Complete

a dream i had that involves the flock a flying car and max pushing fang out of said flying car...

Wakey Wakey

2009-04-24T15:33:01-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,815, Reviews: 51 Updated: 4-24-09 Published: 2-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Sequal to After. Basicly it starts with revenge on fang for waking every one up, and turns into WAR! MWAHAHAHHAHAH! i've been drinking coffie again. hehe.

The Iggster in action

2009-02-24T18:16:46-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 10, Words: 2,403, Reviews: 87 Updated: 2-24-09 Published: 4-21-08
Status: In-Progress

I figured Iggy doesnt get enough love, so this is a story full of oneshots all about somthing stupid and random that our favorite blind pyro bird boy does!

Takeover

2009-02-24T17:54:07-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,555, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-24-09
Status: In-Progress

my friends and i have this little club where we had this idea that we're vampires and we take over the world. The fault of our twilght obsession that started three years ago. This is the story version of this strange thing...

Mood Necklace

2008-12-28T19:47:32-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,603, Reviews: 46 Updated: 12-28-08 Published: 2-18-08
Status: Complete

THe Flock are at ella's for Max's birthday and She gets a mood necklace. Purple romance. Orange Frustration Black anger and so on. Longest oneshot i've ever written.

Inuynacho

2008-09-18T17:37:21-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Drama
Pairing: Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-18-08
Status: In-Progress

Soo bored. My first Inuyasha fanfic! YAY! so, its basicly a crackfic that i started one night while i was bored...that turned into...complete...and utter...CHAOS!

Used To

2008-08-29T20:13:39-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-29-08
Status: Complete

Max and Fang are both having a hard time the first night after the flock splits up. SONGFIC ONESHOT

Gone

2008-08-29T20:10:25-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 783, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-29-08
Status: Complete

When Fang left the flock, Max had a very hard, first night.

Trix are for kids!

2008-08-23T11:49:47-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 614, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-23-08 Published: 7-10-08
Status: In-Progress

I dont even know what this is. I was really bored. But its not a oneshot. Should be funny. Maybe...

They flip and they flop

2008-06-21T09:30:52-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 340, Reviews: 44 Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

WHo invented flip flops? Aro of couse.

Max Fight

2008-06-21T09:26:35-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 608, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

Max and Max II get into a cat or "Bird" fight over fang. Mucho funnyness.

Bella Breakdown

2008-06-16T16:14:13-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 775, Reviews: 27 Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

What if Bella had a mental breakdown right after Edward refused to tell her the truth after he saved her from Tyler's van? Well, we would all be ROTFL hystericly. ONESHOT.

Flock Rising

2008-06-09T18:28:57-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 12, Words: 5,480, Reviews: 120 Updated: 6-9-08 Published: 10-26-07
Status: In-Progress

stupid title. how Max and all met at the school all at different times. this is my firs MR fanfic. not sure what genra it will be yet.

Look Up

2008-05-12T18:12:09-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

Its the future. All of human life is missing. But whats this? you see a shadow fall across the sky. If youre looking for human life...look up

Iggy and Gazzy note

2008-04-01T18:20:45-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 331, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Sequal to Nudge note.

Cholostophobic

2008-04-01T17:12:10-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Takes place in MR2 when max is having a little breakdown because of the crowded hallways at school. ONESHOT.

Fang's CHicken

2008-04-01T17:01:40-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 390, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Max wants chicken. Chicken is good. If you want to find out what happens when fang takes Max's share of the chicken and claimes it with a lick Its a weird thing my friends do then read it. NOW. Lol.

Fall to Peices

2008-03-11T18:06:45-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 727, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-11-08
Status: Complete

Sonfic. Max and fang get into a fight. Poor birdie kids. Maxs gets a little emotional. Song is fall to peices no duh by Avril Lavigne. kindof sad. Some one help me put it in a better genre

Nudge Note

2008-02-22T19:12:09-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 417, Reviews: 31 Published: 2-22-08
Status: Complete

Sequal to Max note. Nudge decides to leave a little note on fang's Blog. lol.

The Day Crazed Fans Tourtur Killed Lauren Mallory

2008-02-18T18:52:37-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 4,351, Reviews: 136 Updated: 2-18-08 Published: 9-18-07
Status: Complete

Threequle to the Crazed fan serios. we are hiding in the woods after our murder of mike and we now have decided that it is time for lauren to die!

Some one That You're With

2008-02-16T15:38:25-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-16-08
Status: Complete

What was fang going through while max was out with sam? well, he was having some more issues. Jelousy issues. I need to learn how to spell jelouse. Seems a little angsty but not really. i dunno.

Brother

2008-02-07T18:23:50-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-7-08
Status: Complete

Soooo, how did fang react to finding out that Ari was Max's brother? This story holds the secret! MWAHAHAHAHHAAHAA! Blame the coffee.

Max Note

2008-02-07T18:12:45-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 65 Published: 2-7-08
Status: Complete

max leaves a little note on fangs blog. Garanteed to make you laugh!

ATTACK OF THE SPOONS!

2008-02-06T09:16:47-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 949, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-6-08
Status: Complete

The flock are Visiting Max's mom and Ella when they go to a movie giving Max some Max time, but what happens when the wind starts to get loud and spooky?

sleep talking

2007-12-30T17:46:55-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 683, Reviews: 65 Published: 12-30-07
Status: Complete

What does Edward go through when Bella is sleep talking? this how i picture it. very funny.

After

2007-12-01T17:24:12-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 740, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-1-07
Status: Complete

After the last book. Oneshot. Not too good really. Say the word and i'll delet it.

Princesses

2007-12-01T17:22:38-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 973, Reviews: 70 Published: 12-1-07
Status: Complete

Bella, Rosalie, and Alice get into a very.... interesting discussion.

CatNip

2007-12-01T17:21:02-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 25 Published: 12-1-07
Status: Complete

My catnip story. Wrote this about a year ago, it sucked even more than it does now, but its better and i'm finally putting it up.

The fourtune Teller

2007-12-01T17:19:10-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 821, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-1-07
Status: Complete

The mason family went to a fair in 1903. There they meet a fourtune teller who knows of Edwards destiny.

Charlie and Rene

2007-10-09T19:03:59-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-9-07
Status: Complete

Bad title. how charlie and renne met.

Bella and the Pumpkin Man

2007-10-06T11:21:36-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 465, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-6-07
Status: Complete

Bella's Traumatic experience with the evil pumpkin man.

Emmett and the Parellell Universe

2007-10-06T11:20:23-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 759, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-6-07
Status: Complete

Sequal to emmett and the evil leprochans. couldnt think of a better title,. if you think of one let me know.

Just Another Scar

2007-09-17T13:35:04-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 295, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-17-07
Status: Complete

This song is the product of a shower without music.

The day Crazed fans killed tortured Mike Newton

2007-09-13T18:17:30-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 3,140, Reviews: 93 Updated: 9-13-07 Published: 8-30-07
Status: Complete

Sequle to killing Jake thing. we kill mike! YAY! Time to kill mike. includes a juicer! WARNING: i will not be held responsible for any juicer night mares.

Emmett and The Evil Leprochans

2007-09-05T16:52:55-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 472, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-5-07
Status: Complete

Emmett meets some EVIL leprochans! what will happen? only the twisted author of coarse! if you review i might make a sequal!

The Poem

2007-09-03T18:40:51-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 462, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

Bella writes a poem during her zombie months that has the faclty upset. has happened to me before! i hate counsalers with a passion! 1 line in the poem that should have been italized, but for some reason wasnt.

Through Angala's eyes

2007-09-01T05:22:13-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-1-07
Status: Complete

this is angeala's pov of when bella came to forks. its short but i'm tired. so get over it. oh and also REVIEW PLEASE!

Turndown

2007-08-28T18:39:23-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 16, Words: 6,124, Reviews: 214 Updated: 8-28-07 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Bella said that it was obvios that Edward Turned Jessica down. What do you think this is about? a little bit of Jess fluff at the end. who ever gives jessica fluff? Me. she deserves a little.

The day Crazed fans Tourtured Killed Jacob Black

2007-08-28T18:38:09-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 2,866, Reviews: 109 Updated: 8-28-07 Published: 8-11-07
Status: Complete

Me,under a different name, and some of my freind's,under different names, kill Jacob! Yay! i promised you a story with a blender and this is it! REVIEW! I will not take resposibility for horrible blender nightmares.

Always There

2007-08-13T19:29:55-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 807, Reviews: 29 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

this is when Edward moves on, and bella doesnt. i know you hate me for this and that it isnt very good, but keep in mind, this is my first try at angst. be gentle.

8 Ways To Make Esme Mad

2007-07-23T20:13:47-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 28 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

It's 8 Ways to make Esme mad. Very bad ways might i add. I dont even know why i posted it. it sucks! but hey, read it any way.

9 Reasons To Hate Mike Newton

2007-07-23T20:07:40-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 158, Reviews: 39 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

I hope Mike gets hit by a truck. every one already hates him, but i came up with 9 well thought out reasons. Okay, mabey not so well thought out.HAHAHAHAHa

12 Ways To Make Jacob Mad

2007-07-23T20:01:42-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 160, Reviews: 28 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Must i do this every time. 12 ways to make jake mad!

14 Ways To Make Bella Blush

2007-07-23T19:55:44-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 211, Reviews: 37 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

These are the WEIRDEST ways i could think of to make Bella blush.

Ways To Upset And Creep Out The Cullens

2007-07-23T19:49:18-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

These things are supposed to scare people. if these things would not creep you out then i did somthing wrong.

13 Ways To Make Aro Mad

2007-07-23T19:40:30-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Okay, I can't garennteesp? that this would make him mad. you tell me. and he scares me. Seriosly! He is CREEPY!

8 Ways To Make Carlisle Mad

2007-07-23T19:36:37-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Hi people! Let's Make Carlisle mad now,shall we?

5 Ways To Make Charlie Mad

2007-07-23T19:12:34-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Okay, Summarys are useless for people who have no creativity in naming things. You want to make Charlie mad or not? good. Read this.

7 Ways To Make Alice Mad

2007-07-23T19:06:48-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 142, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Read the title people! The title!

10 Ways To Avoid Shopping With Alice

2007-07-23T18:59:57-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Bella could use this!

12 Things To Do To Edward Haters

2007-07-23T18:45:18-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 46 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

WARNING: don't actually do these things. it is'nt nice.

17 Ways To Make Edward Mad

2007-07-23T18:38:23-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 36 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Duh. Title say's it all. 17 ways to make edward mad. not like it is about fluffy bunnies!

Why Edward Won't Change Bella: The Short Version

2007-07-23T07:22:00-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

I wrote this for my friend. it is a quik review of why Edward wont change Bella. I love him too, but i had to write this.

Bella's Threat

2007-07-23T07:15:52-08:00

Author: VampiressE12B
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 519, Reviews: 27 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Pretty much, it's Bella threating Stephenie Meyer to get Edward to change her in Eclipse.