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Bloody Valentine

2008-04-16T19:53:57-08:00

Author: sarcastic-southern-bookworm
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Jacob
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,825, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-16-08 Published: 12-1-07
Status: In-Progress

life without her hurt so much, i had a plan, and it was time to go through with it Jacob can't let Bella go, what will he do to try and have her to himself now been put on M for language sorry

Hermione's Howler

2008-04-08T15:07:42-08:00

Author: sarcastic-southern-bookworm
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,442, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-8-08 Published: 10-29-07
Status: Complete

Songfic ok set after DH a little AU i'm not gonna tell you what song cause that would ruin the story so read to find out

An Involuntary New Life

2008-04-08T15:06:52-08:00

Author: sarcastic-southern-bookworm
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,613, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-8-08 Published: 11-30-07
Status: In-Progress

a new person joins the vampire world whether she wants to or not can the cullens help her, how can this one girl effect the vampire community, may end up being M eventually

A Wish Come True

2008-04-08T15:06:31-08:00

Author: sarcastic-southern-bookworm
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jasper & Edward
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 11 Updated: 4-8-08 Published: 12-7-07
Status: In-Progress

When you wish upon a star, This is what happens when i meet Jasper and Edward, The M rating is for stuff that comes up later

The Oracle

2008-04-08T14:51:12-08:00

Author: sarcastic-southern-bookworm
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,444, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-8-08
Status: Complete

this is a story i wrote a while ago, but just got around to typing PLEASE READ AND REVIEW an oracle comes to Hogwarts and gives the students a taste of thier futures

Twilight Inspired Poems

2008-02-22T17:22:18-08:00

Author: sarcastic-southern-bookworm
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 2, Words: 212, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-22-08
Status: In-Progress

these two poems i wrote were inspired by Twilight so i'm putting them up, i might write some more so i'm leaving it open and the rating might change

Meant To Be

2008-01-26T22:03:40-08:00

Author: sarcastic-southern-bookworm
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,335, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

Never bet against Alice, it's a waste of time. Alice has always known Bella was special, her becoming part of their family was just meant to be. cute little one-shot, please read and review

Twilight songs baby

2007-12-29T00:19:21-08:00

Author: sarcastic-southern-bookworm
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 990, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-29-07
Status: In-Progress

i'm so bored and these are cute and funny but horrible at the same time further explination inside PLEASE PLEASE READ thanks

When i get there

2007-08-27T21:21:21-08:00

Author: sarcastic-southern-bookworm
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,697, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-27-07 Published: 8-2-07
Status: Complete

Song fic Hermonie is tired of waiting on Ron. She decides to leave so she can get away and start over

A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words

2007-08-04T10:58:46-08:00

Author: sarcastic-southern-bookworm
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,795, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-4-07
Status: Complete

ok i don't even know how to sumarize this, Lily finds a photo that leads to an interesting discovery, probably not the Lily your thinking of. written before DH so it's AU