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Faithless Path to Roam

2009-05-13T08:07:24-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Zelda & Ganondorf
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,668, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

In the days of awaiting the Hero's arrival, Zelda is trapped inside Hyrule Castle. More than that, she's trapped inside her own mind and body...and she's not alone in there. Minor violence, threats of future violence and non-consensual sex. TP spoilers.

Burn

2008-09-16T08:18:26-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Ganondorf & Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 467, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-16-08
Status: Complete

Fire ruminates on his feelings about air and water. Ganon/Zelda, one-sided, with slight implications of Link/Zelda. Rated G on the surface; where you take it in your mind is your business. One shot.

Don't Drink the Water

2008-09-10T18:48:34-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 16,878, Reviews: 31 Updated: 9-10-08 Published: 8-7-08
Status: In-Progress

When two of Brawl's leading ladies both find themselves with child, it seems like all will be well. But when evil forces covet the babies, the parents and their friends are in for one massive fight. Link/Zelda, Snake/Samus.

Til the Sun Grows Cold and the Stars Grow Old

2008-04-28T18:50:36-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Link & Zelda
Chapters: 11, Words: 44,877, Reviews: 27 Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

Link has more than a few lifetimes of memories running through his mind, and they all lead him back to where his heart belongs. Will he be separated from her forever? MASSIVE SPOILERS for Twilight Princess. Link/Zelda.

TPDoEQ, vol V: Tartan Holiday

2008-01-02T22:43:11-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 20, Words: 45,457, Reviews: 112 Updated: 1-2-08 Published: 7-19-05
Status: Complete

Elizabeth once again records the League's chaotic lives. While Mina tracks down her son, and Skinner tries to ask a longawaited question, the League is asked to locate one of England's greatest heroes, missing in action.

Allan Observes TPDoEQ

2005-07-27T19:00:10-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,737, Reviews: 48 Updated: 7-27-05 Published: 12-27-04
Status: In-Progress

While trying to coax the muse out of hiding to finish the TPDoEQ series, the author channeled the unexpectedly funny, Bridget Jones-styled thoughts of her protagonist's late father. Rated for some British slang swear words.

The Doctor's Notes: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene

2004-10-19T21:32:16-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,148, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-19-04
Status: Complete

One-shot outtake from volume III, Henry Jekyll records his observations over the few days in South America when the regular diarist succumbed to illness.

Athena's Twilight: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene

2004-10-15T19:51:13-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,574, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-15-04
Status: Complete

One-shot outtake from volume III of the TPDoEQ series. Henry Jekyll looks back on his relationship with a certain someone as he mentally prepares for a very big event.

Elizabeth's Shield: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene

2004-10-07T12:28:21-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,436, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-7-04
Status: Complete

One-shot outtake from TPDoEQ. Skinner looks back over the events of volumes I through III and reflects on his relationship with Elizabeth.

Only in America: Skinner's Story TPDoEQ

2004-10-04T21:44:01-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 15,842, Reviews: 49 Updated: 10-4-04 Published: 8-16-04
Status: Complete

As promised, here are the events of TPDoEQ vol. IV as told from the perspective of everyone's favorite invisible thief. Find out what happened when he and the object of his affections were separated during the visit to America.

TPDoEQ, vol IV: Only in America

2004-08-11T21:45:29-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 15, Words: 30,232, Reviews: 58 Updated: 8-11-04 Published: 7-17-04
Status: Complete

The League heads for America and the hometown of Tom Sawyer. Along the way they go to a ball, somebody's heart gets broken, somebody gets blackmailed, somebody gets his life threatened, and there's a wedding nobody wants to see.

TPDoEQ, vol III: The Wintering

2004-07-11T15:29:06-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 30,081, Reviews: 35 Updated: 7-11-04 Published: 6-23-04
Status: Complete

Elizabeth journals the adventures of the League as they pass the winter by visiting tropical countries, exchanging Christmas gifts, and celebrating the marriage of two of their own. But will it all be quiet and peaceful? Not likely.

TPDoEQ: The Movie Trailer

2004-06-25T03:32:59-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 620, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-25-04
Status: Complete

What if The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain was made into a movie? Bored and high on caffeine, the author dreams up a trailer for her LXG fanfic.

While She Was Sleeping: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene

2004-06-21T22:09:29-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,050, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-21-04
Status: Complete

An outtake from the original "Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain." While Elizabeth recovers from her misadventure in Paris, the League discusses her future, and learns why Nemo wants her to remain. One shot.

TPDoEQ, vol II: The Egypt Chronicle

2004-06-10T15:17:00-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 8, Words: 18,505, Reviews: 17 Updated: 6-10-04 Published: 5-28-04
Status: Complete

All for Egypt was the call at the end of the first Private Diary. Elizabeth Quatermain continues to document the League's exploits in the land of the pharaohs.

The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain

2004-04-08T07:35:31-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: LXG
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 7, Words: 23,390, Reviews: 37 Updated: 4-8-04 Published: 4-1-04
Status: Complete

The start of all the insanity... After the events of the film, Allan Quatermain's daughter works with the League to solve a mystery her father left behind. Rated for later chapters.

Riddled With Hatred

2003-11-16T18:54:26-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 7, Words: 19,460, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-16-03 Published: 11-15-03
Status: In-Progress

The life story of Tom Marvolo Riddle (aka Lord Voldemort), beginning with the summer after his mother leaves Hogwarts.

An Elaborate Charade

2002-12-11T22:35:07-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,550, Reviews: 122 Published: 12-11-02
Status: Complete

When Ron and Hermione overhear a plot to get them together, they take matters into their own hands and pretend to fall madly in love. Do the words self fulfilling prophecy mean anything to you?

Getting to Know Your Inner Harry

2002-11-20T00:02:27-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,122, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-20-02
Status: Complete

Familiar with the concept of an inner child? This short farce offers tips on getting in touch with your inner Harry. Full of goofiness and psychological mumbojumbo. Enjoy!

Brainy and the Beast

2002-01-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,718, Reviews: 138 Updated: 1-19-02 Published: 12-3-01
Status: Complete

A crossover of Harry Potter with Disney's Beauty and the Beast, featuring Ron and Hermione. Silly, romantic, and lots of fun!

Quill You Marry Me?

2001-12-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,467, Reviews: 66 Published: 12-19-01
Status: Complete

Ron's looking for a unique way to ask Hermione to marry him. A little help from the twins, plus Quidditch, candy, and a really awful pun create a memorable proposal. Received Honorable Mention for Best Use of a Pun at the Sugar Quill.

Harry Potter and the Florinese Dream

2001-11-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,336, Reviews: 62 Updated: 11-30-01 Published: 12-8-00
Status: Complete

A crazy crossover of Harry Potter and The Princess Bride, featuring Ron as Westley, Hermione as Buttercup, Harry as Inigo, and Draco as Humperdinck. Special guest appearances by Hagrid as Fezzik and Dumbledore as the narrator.

Could I Haff a Vord?

2001-11-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,412, Reviews: 34 Published: 11-18-01
Status: Complete

What happened when Hermione and Viktor spoke privately at the end of book 4? This Clueinspired story offers three possible scenarios. RH romantic leanings.

Ron's Soliloquy

2001-06-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,134, Reviews: 118 Published: 6-9-01
Status: Complete

What happened the night of the Yule Ball? Fred and George invade Ron's dreams and provide commentary in this look at different incidents in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th books which point to Ron's feelings for Hermione. FINISHED, so please stop asking for updates!

Have Fun Storming the Labyrinth!

2001-02-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,040, Reviews: 17 Updated: 2-1-01 Published: 7-17-00
Status: Complete

A crossover involving two of my favorite movies Labyrinth and The Princess Bride

Harry Potter in the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons

2000-08-05T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Lady Norbert
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,918, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-5-00
Status: Complete

Harry, Ron and Hermione get sucked into a crossover fic with the old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. Very silly, very campy, lots of fun! Please RR!