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Nine Months

2009-11-25T14:33:27-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 14,556, Reviews: 44 Updated: 11-25-09 Published: 9-17-09
Status: In-Progress

Anybodys and A-Rab are having a baby. It's going to be a long nine months...

White Knight

2009-11-12T18:53:36-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,292, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot written for my Riff/Maria challenge. "It’s so important to him to free her, and he has no idea why. Like a white knight out of something you read to kids to shut them up and send them to sleep."

Married in Green

2009-10-03T21:32:34-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,502, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-3-09
Status: Complete

Graziella-centric oneshot. "Married in green, ashamed to be seen." Tiger is not Riff and never will be.

Numb

2009-09-13T12:24:49-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-13-09
Status: Complete

Anybodys-centric drabble. Anybodys makes a surprising--and not altogether welcome--discovery about herself. Rated for a reason; not recommended for those not yet in high school.

She is Not Thinking of Me

2009-07-30T21:44:00-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,559, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-30-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Title based off of the song from "Gigi." One-sided A-Rab/Anybodys. A-Rab reflects on Anybodys and her infatuation with a certain Captain Studly-Pants.

Far From Perfect

2009-07-29T20:55:48-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 744, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-29-09
Status: Complete

A-Rab/Anybodys drabble. A-Rab and Anybodys are far from perfect. Warning for mentions of hanky-panky.

Of First Dates and Milk Duds

2009-07-29T19:46:25-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,032, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-29-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot, dedicated to my lovely fanfiction twin, Vee! "A Jet wasn't afraid of anything. That being said, Baby John was terrified." Baby John/Minnie fluff, and another pairing that I'll leave a secret.

Happy Birthday, Hermione

2009-07-20T09:29:21-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,173, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-20-09
Status: Complete

Fluffy little oneshot. "Hell hath no fury like a woman whose birthday has been forgotten." Ron screws up and has to rectify the situation.

And the World Went Away

2009-06-15T09:53:24-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,616, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-15-09
Status: Complete

It only takes one night for the world to go away. A-Rab/Anybodys oneshot. Rated T for character death.

Save All Who Dare the Eagle's Flight

2009-06-01T04:33:46-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Tragedy
Pairing: Jack D. & Fabrizio D.
Chapters: 22, Words: 85,184, Reviews: 129 Updated: 6-1-09 Published: 1-25-09
Status: Complete

They called it the Ship of Dreams. It certainly was the Ship of Dreams; I had nightmares about the Titanic for years after just barely escaping. Now complete.

Beautiful Maria

2009-03-05T20:01:06-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 981, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-5-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot inspired by the ending scene. He should've hated her. He couldn't ever let himself love her. But he would allow himself to call her beautiful.

Amenophus

2009-01-18T18:19:34-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Mummy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Jonathan C. & Evelyn C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 943, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

It's a bird! It's a stork! It's...amenophus!

How NOT to Write HoND Fanfiction

2009-01-15T15:34:17-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,551, Reviews: 38 Published: 1-15-09
Status: Complete

Based on "How NOT to write Titanic fanfiction" by Fomalhaut. Instructions on how to write a very typical HoND Marie Sue are inside.

What Really Happened

2009-01-05T19:36:33-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Parody
Pairing: Clopin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,301, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

I began to wonder: What would /really/ happen if the daughter of a gypsy traitoress and one of Frollo's soldier ended up in the Court of Miracles? Certainly not the Mary Sue garbage we see so often. Dark humor, although you may have to look for it.

He Misses Her

2009-01-01T22:56:40-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lucy Pevensie & Tumnus
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,926, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-1-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. He misses her, and that's all there is to it. Set after the Pevensies leave Narnia.

The Dog it was that Died

2008-12-16T20:16:17-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Cal H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,827, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-16-08
Status: Complete

The man recovered of the bite, the dog it was that died. Cal reflects on where his life has led him and where he will go from there.

Christmas 1911

2008-12-15T17:56:48-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,347, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

For some people, the Christmas of 1911 would be the last they would ever see. How did it pass for them? Have a look at the last Christmas for several characters.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

2008-12-07T00:02:03-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,228, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-7-08
Status: Complete

Very dark oneshot. Although I suppose that's to be expected on this fandom. Little Stella remembers her favorite song while waiting for an absolution that will never come.

Cassandra

2008-11-30T20:46:17-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Greek Mythology
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,392, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Brief glimpses of Cassandra of Troy's life, quite literally from her birth to her death.

Sammen i Himlen

2008-08-19T12:42:30-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Helga D. & Fabrizio D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-19-08
Status: Complete

On the Ship of Dreams, two people who speak different languages understand each other perfectly. Helga and Fabrizio oneshot.

Strangers

2008-08-16T08:39:36-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,020, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-16-08
Status: Complete

Katie never thought that her last moments would be shared with a stranger who had given her his seat only hours earlier. Oneshot that I wrote in the wee hours of the morning.

It's Story Time!

2008-08-14T15:42:01-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,548, Reviews: 25 Published: 8-14-08
Status: Complete

What if the HoND characters read fanfiction about themselves? Revamped to offend less people.

Doing One's Duty

2008-08-08T11:20:32-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Patriot
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 17, Words: 38,590, Reviews: 65 Updated: 8-8-08 Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

Killing was, ironically enough, Sophie's way of living. JeanOC. Final chapter up! Now complete!

OI's iPod Challenge

2008-07-02T07:30:01-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hairspray
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 10, Words: 15,531, Reviews: 65 Updated: 7-2-08 Published: 6-26-08
Status: Complete

Ten drabbles about various Hairspray characters set to ten different songs on my iPod, as challenged by Obviously Insane!

Brenda: Ben's Inner Woman

2008-05-22T19:57:42-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Patriot
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,136, Reviews: 16 Updated: 5-22-08 Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

Response to GreenWood Elf's Gender Bender challenge. What if Benjamin Martin was actually a woman? Yes, this is an anachronistic parody. All I can say is: Be prepared. Finally over to protect sanity.

The Very Secret Diaries Patriot Style

2008-05-11T14:02:51-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Patriot
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,640, Reviews: 51 Updated: 5-11-08 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

The Very Secret Diaries, Patriot Style! Warning: Utter insanity ahead. Eighth and final diaries: Gabriel Martin Part Two!

All For Love

2008-03-27T21:22:20-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hairspray
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,922, Reviews: 19 Published: 3-27-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot dedicated to Just Another Hairspray Lover. Seaweed is going to prove his love to Penny by tracking down her favorite, rarely made lollipop; no matter what. Fluffy as a chinchilla with various couples.

MarySue the Outlander

2008-03-08T16:09:13-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Children of the Corn
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Horror
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,481, Reviews: 29 Updated: 3-8-08 Published: 2-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Yes, you read correctly; a Mary-Sue parody! Why? Because we need one. Apologies for the craptastic title. T for general Sueishness.

Bittersweet

2007-12-12T17:50:36-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Clopin
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,227, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-12-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Not an actual ClopinOC. A young Romani girl watches Clopin throughout her life, loving him and knowing he will never return her love. Slight angst and a hint of romance, but only if you squint.

MarieSue

2007-12-01T14:49:17-08:00

Author: LazyChestnut
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Clopin & C. Frollo
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,487, Reviews: 104 Updated: 12-1-07 Published: 10-7-07
Status: Complete

It's an angel! It's a demon! It's...a French MarySue! Join Amy the MarieSue as she falls passionately in love with all the male characters of HoND and learns words with more than one syllable! T for general Sueishness. Now complete.