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The Halloween Bunny

2008-11-01T06:44:34-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,564, Reviews: 23 Published: 11-1-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke tells Naruto to stay home on Halloween instead of trick or treating with his friends... Naruto isn't too happy until he finds out just why Sasuke made him stay at home. PWP LEMON, SASUKE IN A bunny suit...

Happy Birthday Dobe

2008-10-10T04:35:38-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,379, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-10-08
Status: Complete

There are just some things you don't expect to be covered in your birthday ramen.... NaruSasu, LEMON, KINK WITH RAMEN INGREDIENTS. unbeta'd so it could come out on Naruto's bday

Play With Your Food

2008-09-29T07:49:30-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,141, Reviews: 44 Published: 9-29-08
Status: Complete

Naruto just wanted to make dinner, but Sasuke had other plans in mind. INAPPROPRIATE USE OF VEGETABLES D: LEMON SasuNaru

A Plus

2008-08-24T23:11:04-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,134, Reviews: 25 Published: 8-24-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke surprises Naruto at work... WITH SEX! :D Lemon, PWP, Sasuke in a skirt, NaruSasu

Baka Neko

2008-08-08T03:00:38-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,852, Reviews: 117 Updated: 8-8-08 Published: 4-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke finally agrees to let Naruto have a cat. But why is this little ball of fluff causing him so much sexual frustration? LEMON, PERVERTED SASUKE, A CAT WHO WANTS NARUTO TO HIMSELF

Happy Birthday Teme!

2008-07-23T01:40:17-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,281, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

There are just some things you don't expect to find in your birthday cake... Birthday fic for Sasuke. SasuNaru, LEMON

A King Of Magic

2008-06-20T20:33:17-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,522, Reviews: 24 Published: 6-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Uchiha Sasuke, famous magician, has finally arrived back in his hometown, but things aren’t exactly as he left them. The town is in ruins, the villagers poor and his old rival/best friend is in a constant battle with his inner self. Full summary inside

Ride 'Em Cowboy

2008-06-07T23:13:39-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,511, Reviews: 56 Published: 6-7-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke as a sexy cowboy and Naruto as his... horse. : LONG LEMON, I can't stress that enough. NaruSasuNaru... Dominant uke style :D

Sexy Dobeitis

2008-04-23T07:12:53-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,783, Reviews: 47 Published: 4-23-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke as a sexy doctor and Naruto as his yummy head nurse. Naruto gets.... 'vaccinated'. P: LEMON, KINK FIC, DIRTY DEEDS WITH NOVELTY DOCTOR EQUIPMENT. SASUnaru BEING MADE INTO A TWOSHOT switched back to complete D:

Crime And Punishment

2008-04-19T08:30:25-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,655, Reviews: 80 Updated: 4-19-08 Published: 4-15-08
Status: Complete

Naruto leaves a 'torture device' for his teme. Sasuke isn't happy and shows his dobe who's boss. twoshot LEMON, NARUTO DOING DIRTY DEEDS ON A VIDEO, SASUKE IN A POLICE UNIFORM

G Rated Movies Aren't So Innocent

2008-04-09T07:29:45-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,946, Reviews: 66 Published: 4-9-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke is bored and horny and stuck in a damn cinema with his sexy dobe... What's wrong with this picture? YAOI, LEMON, PERVERTED SASUKE. SasuNaru

Kiba kun The Jealous Fool

2007-11-06T01:32:18-08:00

Author: elegentmess
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kiba I. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,607, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-6-07
Status: Complete

Naruto stirs up a room full and Genins, and somehow brings Kiba and Hinata together? KibaHina fluff