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Ready? Okay!

2008-09-26T14:40:46-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,954, Reviews: 45 Updated: 9-26-08 Published: 11-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Juliet gets invited to her Cheer Camp’s fifteen year reunion, and she decides to bring Shawn along as her 'husband'. Can he help her find out why her friends keep disappearing? Inspired by a plot bunny of Nyxelestia’s. SEE UPDATE INSIDE!

Best in Show

2008-04-13T11:37:54-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,065, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-13-08
Status: In-Progress

Shawn, Gus, and their new pall Natasha the poodle go to a famous dog show to investigate the disappearance of a prize-winning show dog. With the dogs disappearing fast, will Shawn find the dog-napper? Or will Natasha be next?

I Need Better Health Insurance

2008-01-19T18:57:28-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-19-08
Status: In-Progress

A response to windscryer's 100 Themes Challenge. 100 humorous pre-season oneshots about the friendship between Shawn and Gus. Might contain some drama, maybe even poorly written angst, but mostly humor.

Who's Shawn?

2007-10-17T07:10:03-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,876, Reviews: 23 Updated: 10-17-07 Published: 10-15-07
Status: In-Progress

Shawn is in an accident… again. But this time the side effects are a little more significant. No, this is not a story where Shawn becomes a real psychic. Rated for safety.

The Accident

2007-10-13T18:11:16-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,041, Reviews: 45 Updated: 10-13-07 Published: 9-25-07
Status: In-Progress

In response to a challenge by Nyxelestia. Juliet gets in an accident that will change her life forever. She goes to the only person she can think of to help her...

Spirits

2007-10-10T17:28:37-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 736, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-10-07
Status: In-Progress

Shawn has a Halloween party, and after all the guests leave, he starts to do what he does best: pretend to talk to spirits. But is he really pretending? And, wait a minute... where'd Gus go? Lassie's POV, rated for safety.

The Perfect Storm

2007-10-01T18:42:01-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,566, Reviews: 46 Updated: 10-1-07 Published: 9-23-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens when Shawn and Juliet get stuck in a library during a storm? And are they really alone? Rated for safety.

May I Take Your Order?

2007-09-18T17:38:07-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,169, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-18-07
Status: Complete

Gus thinks about how he hasn't heard from Shawn in a while. Where did he go? Gus finds out while buying some fast food.

My Brother

2007-09-09T12:51:31-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,223, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-9-07
Status: Complete

Gus gets a call in the middle of the night from the police station. They need him to come down right away, and not for a case. ShawnGus friendship.

Revealed

2007-08-25T11:05:52-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,368, Reviews: 57 Updated: 8-25-07 Published: 8-21-07
Status: Complete

Shawn has to submit to a lie detector test... and it doesn't go well. Rating changed to T for safety.

Discovered

2007-08-21T05:41:08-08:00

Author: Colonel Mustard 8
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,139, Reviews: 37 Updated: 8-21-07 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

Something I wrote a while ago and just decided to post. Juliet listens in on a conversation between Shawn and Gus and finds out some things. No OCs.