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Browncoat vs Lab Coat

2009-01-31T22:19:18-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mal
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,428, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-31-09
Status: Complete

Crossover with Dr. Horrible, set pre-Act I and post-Firefly 1.14. A bank heist gone horribly awry sends Dr. Horrible to the Firefly-verse. Captain Tightpants becomes Captain Hammer.

Flight of the Oceanics

2008-11-09T08:43:56-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Charlie & Jack
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,228, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-9-08
Status: In-Progress

In which the Losties sing Flight of the Conchords songs, y'all! Ch. 1: "Most Beautiful Girl in the Room ".

Twilight in 17 Seconds?

2008-09-10T13:14:56-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,679, Reviews: 63 Published: 9-10-08
Status: Complete

This is not a loving parody of the first Twilight book. This is a parody full of much bitterness and unabashed hatred for this "book", so... if you're going to be offended, stay away! If you don't care if someone bashes your fandom... come on in!

Lost in 17 Minutes!

2008-06-05T16:47:09-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 17,524, Reviews: 50 Updated: 6-5-08 Published: 10-17-07
Status: Complete

No, it's not the story of how Jack gets himself lost in 17 minutes... it's the world's shortest and least accurate summary of the show known to mankind! Now complete through the end of season 4.

Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes!

2008-01-09T09:43:46-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,099, Reviews: 117 Published: 1-9-08
Status: Complete

It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!

Our Family Tree?

2007-12-30T20:58:35-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,726, Reviews: 38 Published: 12-30-07
Status: Complete

The Weasley clan reacts to the crappy family tree J.K. Rowling recently pulled out of thin air. The link's inside for anyone who hasn't seen it yet. I don't know about the rest of you, but it left me enraged... this is me ranting.

Harry Potter in 17 Minutes!

2007-12-25T14:10:24-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,018, Reviews: 43 Updated: 12-25-07 Published: 10-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Everyone's favorite factually inaccurate, Cliffs Notes type parody series is back... this time with Harry Potter! R&R!

You're Going to Die, Brother

2007-12-05T21:33:12-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Percy W. & Fred W.
Chapters: 12, Words: 38,540, Reviews: 99 Updated: 12-5-07 Published: 10-31-07
Status: In-Progress

Thanks to a freak accident, Percy has gone back to the night of the battle and manages to save Fred's life. But the universe, unfortunately, has a habit of course correcting...

RENT in 17 Minutes!

2007-11-30T15:51:20-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Mark C. & Roger D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,315, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-30-07
Status: Complete

RENT gets 17 Minutesified! A sort of CliffsNotes version of everyone's favorite AIDS musical.

Grey's Season 3 in 17 Minutes!

2007-11-07T22:07:27-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Grey's Anatomy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,999, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-7-07
Status: Complete

There is a shocking lack of Grey's parodies on this site. So I decided to sum up season 3 in a brief and hopefully humorous way! Hope you enjoy!

Downward Spiral

2007-10-17T15:39:01-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: George W. & Fred W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,430, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-17-07 Published: 10-10-07
Status: In-Progress

The war against Voldemort has begun in earnest. What happens when two old friends reenter Fred's and George's lives? The story of what Gred and Forge were up to during and after DH. R&R, PLEASE! READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE!

Hogwarts Musical!

2007-10-17T15:17:29-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,001, Reviews: 35 Updated: 10-17-07 Published: 9-24-07
Status: Complete

What if the end of Deathly Hallows had been like the ending of High School Musical? DH spoilers. Now a series of strange crossovertype oneshots.

But What About VOLDEMORT?

2007-10-04T15:34:47-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,878, Reviews: 62 Updated: 10-4-07 Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

Things are going a little bit wrong in the HP universe... Ron's marrying Dobby, the Marauders are having a tea party, and OH YEAH, Voldemort keeps popping up and killing everyone! NOW COMPLETE, OMG!

Keep Breathing

2007-09-30T14:35:09-08:00

Author: Da Phoenix 13
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: George W. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,063, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-30-07
Status: Complete

Quick oneshot of George's reaction to Fred's death. Title taken from last season's finale of Grey's. My first serious fanfic... please read and review!