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Missing

2009-07-31T22:29:37-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Suspense
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,708, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-31-09 Published: 7-17-08
Status: In-Progress

Bella Swan and Edward Masen are detectives with two completely different styles, but when a girl goes missing and their paired together; will they be able to set aside their differences and find the missing girl, or will it be too late? AU All human.

Love Me Dead

2009-07-31T20:59:01-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Tragedy
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,431, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-31-09
Status: In-Progress

Alternate to "Missing". When Bella and Edward are paired together to solve a crime, will they rip out each other's throats before they solve the case? All-Human.

The Diary of a Walking Dead Girl

2008-07-22T22:34:48-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,227, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-22-08
Status: In-Progress

When Vanessa Black's life is turned upside down after a vampire attacks her and her friend she goes to a new school, to start a new life, but what will happen when her worst nightmare and enemy comes back into her life? Full summary inside.

The Day A Werewolf Almost Committed A Homicide

2008-07-09T12:53:30-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Leah & Seth
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,191, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-9-08
Status: Complete

This is a story about what happens when your younger brother goes to far, and you get to pissed. Rated T for excessive swearing, being beating to unconsciousness with a raw chicken, and an almost homicide. Dedicated to Bella and all the T-Domers out there

Training Hope

2007-12-31T00:24:26-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,579, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-31-07
Status: In-Progress

A young vampire named Hope goes to the Cullens in need of help. She wants to become a vegetarian, but when the awful murders start right after she comes, will she be cast out? She used to be a beacon of hope but now is she a beacon for death?

Chat Room Chaos

2007-12-26T12:24:44-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 551, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-26-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens if you mix me, my mom, and the flock in a chatroom, complete and utter chaos!

When You're Gone

2007-12-22T20:53:59-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 362, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

A Vampirates songfic about after Grace left The Nocturne from Lorcan's POV

A Change For The Better

2007-12-20T13:21:41-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,673, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-20-07 Published: 12-3-07
Status: In-Progress

When a young girl stays with Artemis as an exchange student and has cancer she teaches him a special lesson about friendship and matters of the heart but when a diasaster strikes can Artemis sacrafice his one friend to save others?

A Collection of Song Fics

2007-12-19T15:59:25-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,403, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-19-07 Published: 12-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Thsi is a collection of various song fics, hopefully there will be one per person, K plus for slight swearing

Return of Randy and Other Alter Egos

2007-11-06T10:24:41-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,597, Reviews: 12 Updated: 11-6-07 Published: 9-30-07
Status: In-Progress

i love tortuing my favorite charectors so randy is back and this time shes torturing arty and the cullens haha read on to find out how.

DEMENTED GAMES! YAY! AKA TRUTH OR DARE WITH RANDY

2007-10-28T16:58:31-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 10, Words: 2,318, Reviews: 23 Updated: 10-28-07 Published: 9-24-07
Status: In-Progress

An innocent game of truth or dare becomes a full scale war between the charectors of twilight and Randy a Alter Ego. well maybe it's not so innocent after all....... after all Randy's in it. uh oh.... also tell me if you want to be in it.kk.kinda original

Bob The Magic Disco Dancing Pickle Edward Bought

2007-10-22T22:23:38-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 23 Published: 10-22-07
Status: Complete

There once was someone named Edward Cullen he was a vampire but this isn’t about him this is about Bob the magic disco dancing pickle Edward bought at WalMart so in this parody bella gets pregnant, runs of to vegas, edward is speechless, they both die wow

Slowly Time Passes

2007-10-22T22:04:36-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 512, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-22-07
Status: Complete

We all know what happened when Bella met Jacob again in New Moon but what happened in the monthes after Edward left? We know the basics but have you ever felt the need to know more? I have so I wrote this story. Oneshot on the day when Bella lost it.

67 ways to creep out Edward Cullen or make him mad

2007-10-10T17:16:12-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 757, Reviews: 59 Updated: 10-10-07 Published: 9-29-07
Status: In-Progress

title says it all it says it all

Embarressing Artemis

2007-10-10T17:15:25-08:00

Author: Italiangurlinamessedupworld
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Artemis F.
Chapters: 13, Words: 7,517, Reviews: 20 Updated: 10-10-07 Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

Serious, or funny? I don't really know how this story is discribed anymore. I suggest don't read if you're in to ammature writing, bi-polar stories, and twists.