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A Job Well Done

2007-12-09T16:11:53-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Fred W. & Percy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,712, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-9-07
Status: Complete

Fred and George think Percy needs someone to pull that stick out of his rear. And replace it with something else...TWINCEST AND SLASH AND JUST ALOT OF SEX! DONT READ IT IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT!

Warmer Hearts

2007-12-09T16:09:06-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,831, Reviews: 73 Updated: 12-9-07 Published: 8-26-07
Status: In-Progress

The Flock is going to Antarctica and things get a bit heated with Fang and Max. This will also include the reason Max doesn't like hotels! There is in fact a plot but it is blanketed by lemons. Don't like that kind of stuff? Then don't cry to me.

The Kids Who Lived

2007-12-09T16:08:34-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,785, Reviews: 57 Updated: 12-9-07 Published: 9-1-07
Status: In-Progress

Harry meets Max thing. The Flock is in England when the get letters from Hogwarts inviting them to come to school. They decide to go and this is what happens. READ THIS: The faxness is here which means the genre has changed. Deal with it.

Frozen Wings and Warm Hearts

2007-12-09T16:08:07-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 18,267, Reviews: 76 Updated: 12-9-07 Published: 8-26-07
Status: In-Progress

In relation to the Flock's blog. The flock dicides to go to Antarctica. This is the story about what happens and all the bumps along the way. ALOT of Faxness!

All Our Ways

2007-12-09T16:07:11-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,162, Reviews: 93 Updated: 12-9-07 Published: 8-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Really smutty scenes! All the ways Max and Fang...do it! It is REALLY smutty! Don't read if you can't handle it!

What Happened: Transforming Fights

2007-09-21T14:45:43-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: N. Tonks & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-21-07
Status: Complete

What happened to the two transforming lovers to force them to leave their newly born son? We know that. But we don't know details. Here is one person's idea. DEFINATE SPOILERS FOR HP 7

Living Dead

2007-09-14T16:25:40-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Ron W. & Lavender B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 447, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-14-07
Status: Complete

He needed me. I wanted him. He didn't know he needed me though. After the war Hermione doesn't survive and Ron can't handle it. Lavender finds him and takes him home. Oneshot unless someone wants to hear the whole story. Angsty and sad.

Born Again

2007-09-14T16:06:00-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 386, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-14-07
Status: In-Progress

The Flock has been captured. Horribly, Max is reverted to her original form...a baby. How will the Flock deal? Faxy and funny with saddness. Kinda the whole package I guess.

Max

2007-09-05T17:25:15-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,400, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-5-07 Published: 9-3-07
Status: In-Progress

This is a series of songfics from the musical Aida. In this version Fang is with the School and Max is with the flock. They are met with obsticals that challenge thir relationship. Will they come out on top? FAXNESS to the EXTREME.

Attacking Branches

2007-09-05T16:29:41-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 892, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-5-07
Status: Complete

Max and the flock land in a clearing..or atleast they try to. A branch attacks Maxs leaving her shirt in threads. Who's shirt will she end up wearing and what chaos will ensue? FAX! T to be safe.

A Rose's Thorns

2007-09-02T20:36:15-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Rose D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 190, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-2-07 Published: 8-26-07
Status: Complete

I saw Titanic and needed to write something and this is what came out. It is angsty and sad and if you want me to do more with it just ask. I think there is one bad word in it but it is repeated. :P Sorry the update took so long.

Just Listen to This

2007-08-28T10:26:27-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Someone Like You
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 473, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-28-07
Status: In-Progress

This is my version of the repercussions of Annabelle's ordeal. Annabelle is pregnant and everybody already hates her.

One Night Only

2007-08-26T20:25:44-08:00

Author: EvilSarcasm217
Category: Gemma Doyle Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,140, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-26-07
Status: Complete

It was only suppossed to be one night. One night to hurt him and be hurt AnnXKartik.