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Turnabout Is Fair Play

2013-03-21T12:10:33-08:00

Author: jono74656
Teen Wolf
English, Rated: M
General/Romance
Stiles & Jackson W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,703, Reviews: 2, Complete

After dropping the rental store on Jackson, the Alpha smashes up his porsche too. Good thing Stiles is there to give him a ride... Set after my story 'If You Wanna Come And Take A Ride Wit Me', third in the 'Too Pretty To Hitch' series.

The Madness of Viktor Krum

2013-03-07T14:05:27-08:00

Author: jono74656
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
General/Romance
Harry P. & Viktor K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,092, Reviews: 15, Complete

Viktor and Harry's tete-a-tete isn't interrupted by Mister Crouch, and Viktor takes advantage of their privacy to to find out if Diggory was telling him the truth about Potter. Goblet of Fire AU, following on from my story 'What The Mermaid Didn't See'.

Sweet Porcelain

2013-03-07T11:29:33-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Kurt H.
Chapters: 34, Words: 80,803, Reviews: 128, In-Progress

A series of one-shots based on my own prompts collected while watching seasons one and two of Glee. All Kurt-centric. Multiple pairings, will range from fluff to smut. Updated 7/3/13 with a bromantic Furt Theatricality AU

If You Wanna Come And Take A Ride Wit Me

2013-03-02T11:31:03-08:00

Author: jono74656
Teen Wolf
English, Rated: M
General/Romance
Stiles & Jackson W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,363, Reviews: 4, Complete

With Stiles' jeep in the shop, he needs to ask Jackson for another ride. This time the price has gone up. Set after my story 'Too Pretty To Hitch'.

It's Not Right And It's NOT Okay, Blaine Anderson

2013-02-26T12:45:13-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: T
General
Kurt H. & Blaine A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 898, Reviews: 13, Complete

In the aftermath of Blaine's musical tantrum, Kurt decides he's been silent about their relationship for too long. A 'Dance With Somebody' AU written by a Kurt stan and anti-Blainer/Klainer. Not Blaine/Klaine friendly.

Too Pretty To Hitch

2013-02-21T12:21:18-08:00

Author: jono74656
Teen Wolf
English, Rated: T
General/Romance
Jackson W. & Stiles
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,274, Reviews: 5, Complete

Jackson's out for a drive late at night when he finds Stilinski's jeep broken down at the side of the road. He gives him a ride back into town, but at a price. My first Teen Wolf fic, set pre-season 1

Glowing Like The Metal On The Edge Of A Knife

2013-01-29T13:11:50-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Horror/General
Tina C. & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,800, Reviews: 9, Complete

Tina doesn't take being passed over for the role of Rizzo well. Her reaction is... extreme. Extremely OOC 4x06 AU, alternatively titled 'The Glee Club Massacre 2012' Fic Warnings for major character death and graphic depictions of violence.

Inflame and Ignite

2013-01-07T14:12:45-08:00

Author: jono74656
Pirates of the Caribbean and Glee
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Will T. & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,876, Reviews: 5, Complete

When Will Turner steps ashore in New York for a single day, he is drawn to a bar named Callbacks, and a young man named Kurt. Smutty Glee/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover fic

This Is It Boys, This Is War

2012-12-19T14:02:42-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Sue S. & Trent N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,502, Reviews: 4, Complete

Sue Sylvester is deeply displeased when the Warblers steal the Nationals trophy. She worked damn hard coaching that glee club, that trophy is HERS. Featuring POW!Trent, Becky as Sue's ADC, and Hunter Clarington's precious pussy. Somewhat Crack-tacular Sue-centric rewrite of Glee 4x07 'Dynamic Duets'.

Your Body Really Knows How To Speak

2012-11-22T09:46:30-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Kurt H. & Mike C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,071, Reviews: 6, Complete

5 dance rehearsals where Kurt Hummel wanted to jump Mike Chang, plus one dance rehearsal where he did.

What's This Cheery Singing All About?

2012-11-17T12:42:58-08:00

Author: jono74656
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Glee
English, Rated: T
General/Supernatural
Sweet & Sue S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 749, Reviews: 3, Complete

When Sue Sylvester summoned the demon Sweet, this was not how she imagined things turning out. Short Glee/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover ficlet. Warnings for violence and implied off-screen minor character death.

I'm As Free As My Hair

2012-11-08T12:01:12-08:00

Author: jono74656
Dresden Files and Glee
English, Rated: M
General/Romance
Thomas R. & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,156, Reviews: 4, Complete

As a congratulatory gift for winning Nationals, Burt books Kurt into one of the most high-class salons in Chicago. The Coiffure Cup, run by a certain Thomas Raith. Glee/Dresden Files crossover ficlet.

Under The Starry Sky

2012-11-07T13:49:33-08:00

Author: jono74656
StarTrek: Voyager and Glee
English, Rated: T
General/Friendship
Seven of Nine & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,286, Reviews: 2, Complete

When Seven of Nine wants to explore her singing voice post-The Killing Game, the 'Glee' Holodeck programme seems like an ideal choice. Star Trek: Voyager/Glee crossover drabble.

I Looked And Behold, A Pale Horse

2012-11-01T14:16:30-08:00

Author: jono74656
Discworld and Glee
English, Rated: T
Family/General
Death & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 937, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

While Kurt is sat at his father's bedside, he has an unexpected visitor. Short Glee/Discworld crossover ficlet set during 'Grilled Cheesus'.

Down The River Of Knights Dreaming

2012-10-31T10:02:09-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Kurt H. & Sam E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,106, Reviews: 12, Complete

When Kurt selects his Halloween costume, he doesn't expect anyone at Santana's party to recognise it. He certainly doesn't expect Sam to be wearing a complimentary costume. Halloween fic with one of my OTPs dressing as another of my OTPs. Sexytimes, fluff and angst ensue. Happy Hevans Halloween!

Fashion!

2012-10-30T14:07:50-08:00

Author: jono74656
Incredibles and Glee
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Edna Mode & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 501, Reviews: 6, Complete

Kurt goes for an interview for a summer internship with the fashion designer Edna Mode, aka 'E'. Short Glee/Incredibles crossover ficlet.

The Thoroughbred Of Sin

2012-10-29T13:36:28-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
General/Adventure
Kurt H. & Sam E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 736, Reviews: 5, Complete

When he encounters Dr. Despicable tying Blaine Anderson to train tracks, the Lllamanator intervenes. But not for the reasons Blaine hopes. Short Glee/Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog crossover, but not featuring any Dr. Horrible characters. Warning. Major Character Death.

Gonna Harden My Heart, Gonna Swallow My Tears

2012-10-25T13:31:32-08:00

Author: jono74656
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Glee
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/General
D'Hoffryn & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 889, Reviews: 11, Complete

Kurt's pain echoes throughout the ether, the Lord of Arashmahaar answers. Post-The Break Up Glee/BtVS Crossover. Not Klaine/Blaine Friendly.

The Streetwise Hercules To Fight The Rising Odds

2012-10-25T09:54:37-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee and Avengers
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Romance
Kurt H. & Hulk/Bruce B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,173, Reviews: 43, Complete

Kurt only came to New York for a college interview, he did not expect to get caught up in an alien invasion. Luckily there's an Avenger on hand to see him to safety. Post season-3 Glee AU crossover with the Avengers movie.

A Man Of Wealth And Taste

2012-10-22T12:28:54-08:00

Author: jono74656
Supernatural and Glee
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/General
Crowley & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,015, Reviews: 8, Complete

Kurt's dad is in the hospital, and they aren't sure if he's ever going to wake up. No-one else seems to be doing anything, so when he finds the reference in the book, he has to try it. Crowley's always happy to get a new customer. Glee/Supernatural crossover ficlet.

All Ginger And Jazz

2012-09-20T09:15:14-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Kurt H. & Artie A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,515, Reviews: 8, Complete

After watching Blaine's audition, Kurt realises if he wants the leading role, he's going to have to work for it. Or, Casting Couch Fic. Episode coda to 'I Am Unicorn', set immediately after the Blaine's audition scene.

A Simple Transaction

2012-09-13T07:55:57-08:00

Author: jono74656
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Friendship/Romance
Harry P. & Fred W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,401, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

Fred and George are businessmen, they wouldn't just give away a priceless magical artifact. They have a price in mind, but is Harry willing to pay? A 'Prisoner of Azkaban' AU

Pour Some Sugar On Me In The Name Of Love

2012-09-08T03:12:56-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: T
Friendship/Romance
Kurt H. & Sam E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,139, Reviews: 11, Complete

At the Hudson-Hummel wedding, Kurt is distracted watching Sam with a chocolate fountain. Sam is distracted by chocolate and Kurt. And Quinn is just glad she can give up this bearding thing and go back to terrorising Puck. In other words, a 'Furt' AU inspired by the fact that my aunt had a chocolate fountain at her last family party.

A Boy Like That Wants One Thing Only

2012-08-24T11:33:49-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Santana L. & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,861, Reviews: 16, Complete

Brittany convinces Santana to go to Scandals with her the same night Kurt and Blaine meet Sebastian there. The ladies arrive late and hear sounds of struggle and arguing voices, including a voice they definitely recognise. The First Time AU written by a Kurt stan and anti-Blainer. Warnings for attempted rape/non-con, violence and Santana being Santana. NOT FOR KLAINE/BLAINE FANS

Oh Honey If I Get Restless

2012-07-02T11:51:25-08:00

Author: jono74656
Criminal Minds and Glee
English, Rated: T
Friendship/Romance
S. Reid & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,713, Reviews: 40, Complete

Finn wants to make it up to Kurt for his behaviour and words during Duets, and he ends up taking Kurt to Scandals; who should they run into there but a certain brunette genius fresh from his latest case with the BAU. Glee/Criminal Minds Xover with mild Kurt/Spencer Reid slash, Furt brotherliness and wingman!Finn

Lettres De La Note Entre Un Suricate Et Un Pingoui

2012-06-25T13:31:31-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: T
Friendship/Romance
Kurt H. & Sebastian S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,087, Reviews: 14, In-Progress

Dalton has a penpal programme in place with a Parisian private school. Due to Kurt's fluency in the language he's assigned as his penpal the son of an American politician living in France. Season 2 AU diverging from canon post 'Special Education'. My first attempt at a multi-chaptered fic so I beg your indulgence. Rating subject to change.

I'll Make A Grown Man Cry

2012-06-14T12:52:09-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: T
General
Kurt H. & D. Karofsky
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,083, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

5 times someone interrupted the locker room kiss 1 time Kurt made his own interruption. 'Never Been Kissed' AUs

Swish It Up A Bit!

2012-06-07T14:26:48-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: T
Friendship/General
Kurt H. & Sue S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,875, Reviews: 6, Complete

Sue Sylvester is a Champion! But even champions need the right material to work with. Herein lies Sue's attempts to tempt her sweet Porcelain to join Aural Intensity. Set between Comeback and Original Songs.

Unchained Melody

2012-05-21T14:01:39-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Friendship/Romance
Kurt H. & Dalton Academy Warblers
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,443, Reviews: 10, Complete

Kurt is leaving Dalton for McKinley. The Warblers say their own 'special' farewell, and Kurt has a special guest. Third and final part of the Warbler Orgy Trilogy.

What The Mermaid Didn't See

2012-05-20T15:43:48-08:00

Author: jono74656
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Fantasy
Harry P. & Cedric D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,932, Reviews: 14, Complete

Cedric didn't give Harry the tip about the Prefect's Bathroom solely to balance the score between them... Smut. Warnings, dub-con due to underage character. Cedric is a bit of a bastard in this fic. First fic in the HP fandom, be gentle.

Ride Wit Me

2012-05-16T14:55:42-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Friendship/Romance
Kurt H. & Tina C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,887, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

Post-Duets, Kurt is lonely and tense. Tina keeps offering to lend him Mike, but he declines. So, for his birthday, she makes him a Mike of his own. Warning, contains Clone-a-Willys and smut. Now the first part of the 'Clone-A-Willy' Verse.

Your Butt Is Mine

2012-04-26T12:11:43-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
General
Wes & Sebastian S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,676, Reviews: 3, Complete

Post-'Michael. Wes returns to Dalton to clean up the mess Sebastian has caused. Warning, in this fic Dalton still practices corporal punishment. If that's not your thing please don't read.

That's Like, Vocal Masturbation

2012-04-24T14:37:16-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Kurt H. & Sam E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,157, Reviews: 15, Complete

5 times Kurt Hummel's singing voice made someone want to jump him and 1 time someone did. Plot bunny bit my brain people. My first 5 plus 1 fic.

Bittersweet Symphony

2012-03-21T13:56:03-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Kurt H. & Dalton Academy Warblers
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,985, Reviews: 15, Complete

Blaine might not think Kurt can be sexy, the rest of the Warblers aren't so blind. Second in the Warbler Orgy Trilogy, sequel to In Eight-Part Harmony. SMUT LIKE WOAH!

We Who Are About To Die The Little Death Salute

2012-03-11T13:04:39-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Kurt H. & Puck
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,772, Reviews: 12, Complete

Spurt Sam/Puck/Kurt Gladiator AU. Senator's son Kurt pays to be pleasured by champion Puck, bodyguard Sam is jealous. warnings for sex, violence and bad latin translations. Smut like woah.

I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How To Dance With You

2012-03-10T08:58:51-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: T
Friendship/Romance
Kurt H. & Jesse sJ.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,051, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

Kurt Hummel's boyfriend has dance issues. Jesse St James' date has abandoned him for the spotlight. Why shouldn't our boys share a 'friendly' dance? Prom Queen AU to cleanse my writing palate. Friendship. Fluff. Preslash?

Kurt Hummel, I Choose You!

2012-01-10T11:40:48-08:00

Author: jono74656
Pokémon and Glee
English, Rated: T
Romance/Fantasy
Ninetales/Kyukon & Kurt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 920, Reviews: 7, Complete

The only way to get a date with Gym Leader Kurt Hummel is to defeat him in a Pokemon battle. This is the story of those who tried, and the one who finally succeeded. Random plot bunny was random. IDEK peeps.

Let Me Hear Your Body Talk

2011-12-24T16:19:27-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Kurt H. & New Directions
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,252, Reviews: 23, Complete

Christmas Gift fic for Geniatheparadox and Dashertheprancingdancer. Bad Reputation AU where all the guys go bi-curious for Kurt in a skirt. Kartie, Kinn, Katt, Chummel, St Hummel and Puckurt.

Sometimes It Never Comes At All? Fk That

2011-12-08T05:40:01-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: T
Humor/Friendship
Santana L. & Blaine A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,391, Reviews: 14, Complete

No one disses Santana Lopez in song, especially not a curly-haired Gargler with delusions of being good enough for her best gay. Santana/Blaine smackdown with Hevans pre-slash/slash.

In EightPart Harmony

2011-11-13T15:37:55-08:00

Author: jono74656
Glee
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Kurt H. & Dalton Academy Warblers
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,794, Reviews: 17, Complete

When Blaine is away, the Warblers, and Kurt, will play. Prompt fic written for Dashertheprancingdancer First story in the Warbler Orgy Trilogy.