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And The World Keeps Turning

2005-04-26T16:46:32-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Drabble. Just a peaceful interlude on a hillside. Doctor and companion of your choice!

Possessions 2: Strange Gifts

2005-03-13T16:13:23-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,349, Reviews: 35 Updated: 3-13-05 Published: 10-26-04
Status: In-Progress

When Van Helsing returns from a three-month mission to find Carl gone, he is sure the dark priest's parting gift has something to do with it. But has Carl left because he is afraid of harming others - or because he desires to harm them?

A Nightmare on February 14th

2005-02-18T02:47:01-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,746, Reviews: 24 Updated: 2-18-05 Published: 2-14-05
Status: In-Progress

Carson? McKay and I are heading down to you. Rodney did it again..." When Sheppard finds an Ancient device that McKay can't resist trying out for himself, mayhem ensues. Part 2 up!

Wavelength

2005-02-07T13:23:07-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 14,004, Reviews: 62 Updated: 2-7-05 Published: 1-21-05
Status: In-Progress

After a tragic accident involving an Ancient device, McKay and Sheppard must work together in a race against time to save a life dear to both of them. And all they need is to be on the same wavelength...(McShep friendship, slash-free) (4 UP)

One Last Kiss

2005-02-01T14:26:41-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 440, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-1-05
Status: In-Progress

When Elizabeth is taken by the Wraith, time is all that Rodney can ask for. Drabble. Character death. McWeir.

Possessions

2004-07-08T04:30:13-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Van Helsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Chapters: 13, Words: 22,915, Reviews: 166 Updated: 7-8-04 Published: 5-15-04
Status: In-Progress

When Carl is plagued by recurring nightmares about a dark priest, Van Helsing must risk his friend's life to save him - while himself haunted by a figure from the past. 13 UP

Matrix:Resurrection

2004-05-02T17:04:42-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Smith, A. & Oracle
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,885, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-2-04
Status: In-Progress

Prequel to the Matrix series. The creation, death, and resurrection of Agent Smith...

Unforgiven: The Life of Severus Snape

2003-12-25T10:39:33-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,403, Reviews: 30 Updated: 12-25-03 Published: 12-13-03
Status: In-Progress

We become the thing we hate the most. Harry Potter has lost everyone he ever cared for, including himself...and only one person can understand how he feels: Severus Snape.

Pureblood

2003-06-18T03:58:53-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,968, Reviews: 33 Updated: 6-18-03 Published: 4-14-02
Status: In-Progress

When Voldemort was at the height of his power, a pureblood wizard, fearing temptation, rebelled against his true nature and abandoned magic. Now he is back...much to the consternation of his brother, Severus Snape. *5*

A Case of Identity

2003-04-12T03:08:53-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Pairing: Severus S. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,803, Reviews: 38 Updated: 4-12-03 Published: 9-15-02
Status: In-Progress

Who killed the young Death-Eater in Snape's office? Can Severus and Sirius, with a little help from Hermione, put aside their differences long enough to find out? A Hogwarts Murder Mystery! *updated*

Village of the Snapes

2003-03-28T04:46:38-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,241, Reviews: 50 Updated: 3-28-03 Published: 5-23-02
Status: In-Progress

*4 up* Meet the family...fearsome Grandmama Livia, Mad Uncle Drusus, and many others...plus the foul Mont-Streppings, and amorous!Narcissa...

The Lyrics To Your Tune

2003-03-23T10:39:57-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,120, Reviews: 41 Updated: 3-23-03 Published: 8-31-02
Status: In-Progress

Long-promised Snape/McGonagall angst fic. Some romance, no slush, nothing physical. Continuation of the 'Snape's redemption' theme, featuring Bitter/Jealous!Severus. 2 UP

The Raven

2003-02-16T08:29:07-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-16-03
Status: In-Progress

Not a novel...a poem, parodying 'The Raven' by Edgar A. Poe. I sincerely hope it's funny. With kudos to Spike Milligan.

Some Towers

2002-12-31T04:49:36-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,642, Reviews: 46 Updated: 12-31-02 Published: 3-8-02
Status: In-Progress

Being the sequel to 'Lord of his own ring'. Subtitled 'the adventures of Boromir's younger smarter brother'. Chap 6: Frodo and Sam meet Faramir!

My Master's Mirror

2002-12-29T03:51:45-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,739, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-29-02 Published: 12-7-02
Status: In-Progress

Six years post-TPM. A story of mirrors...parallels of life and death: the death of a Jedi Master, a Padawan's jealousy, and a gifted young man's fall into darkness. 3 UP

The Hardest Mission

2002-12-14T09:45:49-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,796, Reviews: 18 Published: 12-14-02
Status: In-Progress

Eight Jedi and a Sith Lord are trapped in the women's underwear department of M'erks and Spen-ceers.

Ulterior Motives

2002-11-25T09:04:27-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,836, Reviews: 33 Published: 11-25-02
Status: In-Progress

PG for (barely existent) slash. Lockhart wants a few words with Snape after the Duelling Club...in a broom cupboard!? Also featuring Snape/McGonagall

Corrupted

2002-11-13T13:38:54-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,285, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-13-02
Status: In-Progress

Rated for the cruel corruption of a young, innocent mind...SLASH themes warning. Malfoy makes Harry an offer he can't refuse...or can he?

Happy Halloween

2002-10-31T13:28:47-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,553, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-31-02
Status: In-Progress

A very short, fluffy story for Halloween. Minerva is disappointed when Snape decides he prefers work to spending an evening with her.

When in Rome, do as Rome Does

2002-10-23T02:42:42-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 18,768, Reviews: 134 Updated: 10-23-02 Published: 4-15-02
Status: Complete

How will Snape and McGonagall survive in Muggle London, pretending to be a married couple? NOW COMPLETE!

Attack of the Bad Dialogue

2002-10-20T15:28:16-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,256, Reviews: 21 Updated: 10-20-02 Published: 6-9-02
Status: In-Progress

Satirical set of AOTC sketches. Heavy sarcasm warning. Produced by my twisted sense of humour. If you like that sort of thing, R+R! New chap

Remember Him, or, Penance

2002-08-24T11:16:06-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,554, Reviews: 64 Updated: 8-24-02 Published: 5-20-02
Status: Complete

COMPLETE Usually it is impossible to find something until one stops looking for it. Redemption is no exception...

Mace Windu's Day Off (or, the Jedi's new Groove)

2002-08-16T02:31:55-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,166, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-16-02 Published: 8-11-02
Status: In-Progress

Mace Windu rediscovers the cool he lost years ago. How will this affect his fellow Jedi? 2 UP!!

The Fine Art of Diplomacy

2002-05-06T13:36:31-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Faramir & Boromir
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,226, Reviews: 20 Published: 5-6-02
Status: In-Progress

Blackadder meets LOTR...Faramir, for the sake of diplomacy, is betrothed to six-feet-tall 20-stone Eowyn. Can his associates Pippin and Merry get him out of this one?

Divination

2002-05-03T17:19:56-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 688, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-3-02
Status: Complete

Short, experimental piece, more free verse than prose. Just why *is* Snape so friendly with Filch? Complete. This is an experiment, please R+R!

If you go down to the woods today...

2002-03-14T17:13:27-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,242, Reviews: 139 Updated: 3-14-02 Published: 3-1-02
Status: Complete

COMPLETE Dumbledore finally loses his patience with Snape and McGonagall's constant bickering. So he sends them on a special team-building task...will the pair, with help from Harry and Draco, survive Dumbledore's test? And each other?

The Pilgrimage of the Ring

2002-03-13T14:38:17-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Boromir
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,827, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-13-02 Published: 3-11-02
Status: In-Progress

*Now with added angst on the way* essentially a two part piece, the first part being charming-adventure-with-endearing-young-warrior-of-Gondor fic, the second part angsty-doomed love-and-suicide-with-a-twist fic. Read A/N for full summary. Please R+R!

Frodo Baggins: Lord of His Own Ring

2002-02-24T10:43:36-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,045, Reviews: 65 Updated: 2-24-02 Published: 2-1-02
Status: Complete

*BOOK 1 NOW COMPLETE* Five shortarses, an effeminate elf, King Hobo, a scruffy wizard and a bloke with an enormous horn set out for Mordor...

The Domesday Books (2)

2002-01-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,090, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-21-02 Published: 12-8-01
Status: In-Progress

Another installment of the exploits of defective detective Sebastian Domesday, as his small friend Mulberry chronicles Sebastian's chaotic collaboration with fellow loony detective, Sherlock Holmes. Some cheeky, adult humour

Flame of Faith

2001-12-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Poltergeist: the Legacy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,056, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-30-01
Status: In-Progress

When Philip Callaghan begins to lose his faith, he unwittingly opens his heart and mind to a long-forgotten evil. Can Derek Rayne and Paul Reichlok save his soul...and the Legacy?

Black Ink, White Paper

2001-12-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,051, Reviews: 47 Updated: 12-16-01 Published: 12-8-01
Status: In-Progress

Gentle semi-humorous Holmes/Watson slash from Holmes' POV. Can the great detective outstrip all his previous achievements?

The Domesday Books

2001-12-08T00:00:00-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,787, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-8-01
Status: In-Progress

Sebastian Domesday, defective detective, lives at 227d Baker Street with his small friend Arthur Mulberry and his basset-hound Moriarty...some cheeky humour, nothing gross. An affectionate parody.

Murder and the Muse

2001-12-08T00:00:00-08:00

Author: ThePet
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,593, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-8-01
Status: In-Progress

Suffering author Oliver Meyers has a problem: he cannot create an original character. Enter the greatest literary detective of all time, in Muse form, to give some inspiration.