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Unconventional

2009-11-12T10:52:20-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Scorpius M. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,332, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Stars the "Scorpius Malfoy Learns Quidditch" trio. Post-Hogwarts. Rosie needs to decide whether she wants to be happy or cool. Scorpius and Al help her make her decision. For the Reviews Lounge's Birthday Ficathon of Spring '09.

among velleities and carefully caught regrets

2009-09-08T09:28:15-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Scorpius M. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 701, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-8-09
Status: Complete

A moment or two in the library with the Burrow kids, and one unfortunate bystander. Drabble originally written for LJ's "Next Generation Drabbles" June contest.

The Mercury Chronicles: Angelica

2009-08-20T05:06:27-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Albus S. P.
Chapters: 7, Words: 15,138, Reviews: 98 Updated: 8-20-09 Published: 7-27-08
Status: Complete

Albus gets a girlfriend. James gets his, too. Hugo runs for cover. The 'Puffs keep order. Rose and Scorpius stay snarky and fabulous. Ginny's not pleased. And everyone's in everyone else's business. More Mercurial Madness!

The Mercury Chronicles: A Little Death

2009-08-17T06:11:44-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,697, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-17-09
Status: Complete

Watch as our Mercurial Trio come to terms with a death in the family in their own, unique way. Scheming Slytherins! Plotting Malfoys! And just what did Ginny walk in on?

Harry Potter and the Shameless Author SelfInsert

2009-08-03T11:11:24-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/General
Pairing: OC & N. Tonks
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,019, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-3-09 Published: 5-11-09
Status: In-Progress

Crack!fic, and mediocre at that. Between 5th and 6th year as with all cliche fics , Our Hero strikes out at recruiting Slughorn. So Dumbledore apparates him to Southern California, where he meets the Mysterious New DADA Professor. Hijinks ensue.

Distractions

2009-07-10T22:43:18-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: James P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,421, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

James is trying to study for NEWTs. Sirius has other plans for him. James/Sirius slash, with a wee bit of James/Lily. It earns its rating.

Hermione Granger and the Marriage Contract

2009-01-25T11:49:08-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,352, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-25-09
Status: Complete

Hermione receives a mysterious owl from the Ministry, which holds a rather nasty charm. How can she escape? For the Sober Universe "Fandom Cliché Challenge," sporking Marriage Contracts, the Walking Dead, and one other.

Ten Years

2008-10-31T12:34:59-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,847, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

You had James switch secret-keepers so you could keep a date. You goaded Peter into betrayal. You tossed away your family. You thought your own Moony was the spy." Sirius gets ten dementors for the tenth anniversary of James and Lily's death. Wolfstar.

Scorpius Malfoy Learns Quidditch

2008-10-04T20:49:21-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Scorpius M. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,462, Reviews: 34 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Not a Mercury Chronicles story. Fifth-year Scorpius doesn't know how to answer when his dorm mates ask him what hoops he's scored through with Rose. So they give him a little Quidditch lesson. Inspired by conversations in the Sober Universe forum.

The Vertical Stripes

2008-09-30T20:27:28-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sandi G. & Quinn M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 826, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-30-08
Status: Complete

Waif magazine has called Spring 1999 "The Year Of The Vertical Stripe". Sandi comes up with an ingenious, if unconventional way to ensure her Fashion Club is as prepared for this as possible. Originally posted in the Musical Ability Iron Chef at PPMB .

Write Me In!

2008-09-28T14:14:17-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Daria M. & Jane L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,309, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-28-08
Status: Complete

Daria finds that doing a bit of writing can take the edge off of those stressful college days. Melody/Daria

From the Diary of a HalfBlood Prince

2008-08-10T13:58:11-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,198, Reviews: 20 Published: 8-10-08
Status: Complete

Severus finally has the opportunity to confess his love to Lily. Fifth year, before the "Mudblood" incident. He relays the meeting in an entry in his diary. Written for Sara Winters.

The Mercury Chronicles: Quidditch, Again

2008-08-09T18:40:06-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Albus S. P. & Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 809, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-9-08
Status: Complete

A Sixth-year Mercury fic. It's Albus versus the Quaffle once again. He made it through in First Year, but now the stakes have changed. How will our hero react? What will he do? Can he snark his way out of this one?

Summer of '96

2008-07-02T16:23:04-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 11, Words: 32,460, Reviews: 287 Updated: 7-2-08 Published: 1-16-08
Status: Complete

The summer after the Department of Mysteries battle, Dumbledore leaves Harry at the Burrow. He finds a confidante, a mentor, and perhaps a bit more sitting at the kitchen table. Canon-compliant H/T.

The Mercury Chronicles: Rules Of Engagement

2008-06-22T00:43:37-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Albus S. P. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,421, Reviews: 19 Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

Deceit! Romance! Hufflepuffs running for the hills! Watch Albus, Rose and Scorpius as they come up with the rules that will govern their lives together through their Hogwarts years, and watch what nearly tears them apart.

The Mercury Chronicles: A Hogsmeade Debut

2008-05-25T14:39:59-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,981, Reviews: 20 Published: 5-25-08
Status: Complete

Violence in the classrooms! Espionage! Furtive games of footsie! Skiving off classes! This doesn't sound like our Mercurial Trio. Have the pressures of the first Hogsmeade trip finally gotten to Albus, Rose and Scorpius? An eventful start to Third Year

The Mercury Chronicles: Quidditch

2008-05-12T14:36:02-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 616, Reviews: 23 Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

Watch as The Mercurial Trio finds a way to improve upon Quidditch Saturday at Hogwarts. Albus, Rose and Scorpius face down brooms, bludgers and runaway prefects.

The Mercury Chronicles: Beginnings

2008-05-11T21:34:01-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Albus S. P. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,538, Reviews: 30 Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

Follow the Mercurial Trio, Albus, Rose and Scorpius, at the very beginning of their friendship. How do they meet? Where do they get sorted? What do they wear? From the "Misspent Youth" universe.

Just For Today

2008-04-25T14:06:34-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,604, Reviews: 17 Published: 4-25-08
Status: Complete

How does one begin a life with someone when the world is falling apart all around? Our favorite mood-hair-sporting Auror figures that out for herself. Written for the "Going Away" challenge on the Sober Universe forum. R/T.

Albus Potter and the Misspent Youth

2008-04-06T06:32:19-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,128, Reviews: 46 Published: 4-6-08
Status: Complete

For the Reviews Lounge "Birthdays" challenge. What does one do when Dad's birthday is just another reason to dodge Paparazzi on the way into a Ministry ball? Get your cousin and best mate to orchestrate an absolutely fabulous entrance, apparently.

A Valentines Pas de Deux

2008-01-26T09:24:12-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,615, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

Dots on maps and cryptic messages over the wireless will have to do this Valentines Day. Also submitted for the Review Lounge's Valentines Day Project: "Love and a Box of Chocolates" Edited 3/28/08 to get some section breaks back in there.

There will be time

2008-01-10T15:00:12-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 24,932, Reviews: 41 Updated: 1-10-08 Published: 10-16-07
Status: In-Progress

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom: Arthur Schopenhauer. Harry has had plenty of pain. What happens as he strives to stave off boredom? Can he properly grieve the last four years while simultaneously constantly doing something?

On the importance of Quidditch

2007-12-30T22:26:39-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,222, Reviews: 37 Published: 12-30-07
Status: Complete

Ron and Hermione squabble over fashion choices before attending a Quidditch match. Written for Pinky Acid Mannequin's Colours Challenge. Mine is OrangeShirt.

Xenophilius Lovegood's Christmas Wish

2007-12-10T23:33:13-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Pairing: Xenophilius L. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 965, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-10-07
Status: Complete

Also submitted for the Review Lounge's All I Want For Christmas project. Xeno's thoughts on Christmas, 1997. If you haven't read DH, this might not make sense. Of course, if you haven't read DH, log off of your computer and go do so. Now.

Scene at St Mungo's

2007-11-02T15:24:14-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,107, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-2-07
Status: Complete

Harry's tried to hurt himself, and finds himself on the fourth floor of St. Mungo's. Ginny comes by to visit.

Lily's Choice

2007-10-08T19:41:47-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Minerva M. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,100, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-8-07
Status: Complete

An alternative epilogue. Also submitted for SU's Rewrite the Epilogue challenge