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Pictures of You

2013-05-03T14:33:36-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,717, Reviews: 8, Complete

Written for "Iron Fic: Is This All Real?" in the Teachers' Lounge. Hermione visits Ron at the Burrow after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries. Of that, Ron's certain.

Hermione Granger and the Grail of Freedom

2013-05-03T13:47:51-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Parody/Adventure
Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 7, Words: 17,184, Reviews: 57, In-Progress

Hermione/Multi. Strange things are happening to Hermione. With the love of her friends and a bit of magic, can she finally realize her lifelong dream? Written for the Great Matriarchal Harem Challenge in the Teachers' Lounge. Mind the genres, please.

The Chronicles of the Dark Lord Ginnymort

2013-01-09T12:56:31-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Voldemort & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,694, Reviews: 25, Complete

Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.

An Evening, A Morning, A Beverage

2012-11-13T12:36:22-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 7, Complete

For the Teachers' Lounge Weekly Insanity Challenge: "Hermione thinks her new lover is perfect until she sees what he/she drinks with breakfast."

Harry Potter and the Shameless Author SelfInsert

2012-10-07T20:57:09-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Parody/General
OC & N. Tonks
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,963, Reviews: 26, In-Progress

Crack!fic, and mediocre at that. Between 5th and 6th year as with all cliche fics , Our Hero strikes out at recruiting Slughorn. So Dumbledore apparates him to Southern California, where he meets the Mysterious New DADA Professor. Hijinks ensue.

Summer Friendlies

2012-06-11T01:18:37-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Ginny W. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,560, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Ginny hates those summer friendlies with Holyhead. But the local ex-pats are always so happy to see them. For the Teachers' Lounge Weekly Insanity challenge.

Before there was Mercury: Almost Auntie Lav

2012-05-28T18:24:58-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Family/Hurt/Comfort
Lavender B. & Parvati P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,132, Reviews: 5, Complete

Prequel to the Mercury Chronicles series. Lavender and Pavarti share a moment discussing Lavender's marriage to Charlie Weasley. Things could be going better.

Eliza Bryce's Conversation

2012-01-13T21:23:19-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Horror/Drama
Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,163, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

The Riddles' housekeeper has a strange encounter while running her weekly errands. Written for the Teachers' Lounge Iron Fic contest.

Forever Blowing Bubbles

2012-01-10T06:45:16-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Friendship/Humor
Dean T. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,675, Reviews: 11, Complete

Dean and Luna spend a lovely afternoon along the seashore at Shell Cottage following their escape from Malfoy Manor. For the Teachers' Lounge drabble tag.

The Mercury Chronicles: Help

2011-10-24T07:20:56-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Family
Albus S. P. & James S. P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,455, Reviews: 32, Complete

Written for the Hogwarts Online "Prompt-of-the-day." James needs the kind of help that only the Mercurial Trio can provide. Will their bad blood get in the way? Is his career in jeopardy? Will Albus ever get laid again? Find out!

The Mercury Chronicles: Transitions

2011-08-25T09:09:53-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,484, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Misspent Youth." It's all out in the open with Rose and Scorpius. What will the press say? How will this affect Uncle Percy's political career? And just what's going on with Albus? Is this the end of the Trio! Find out!

The Mercury Chronicles Outtakes: One Night Only

2011-08-20T16:01:04-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Albus S. P. & Scorpius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,511, Reviews: 9, Complete

What exactly did Ginny walk in on at the beginning of "A Little Death?" Is there some truth to James's rumours about the trio? Will Rose ever walk straight again! All your answers - and more Mercurial Madness - right here!

Wings

2011-08-16T11:19:33-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Daria
English, Rated: T
General
Quinn M. & Daria M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 819, Reviews: 3, Complete

PPMB IC: Glitterberries give Daria wings.

Harry and the Hobgoblins

2011-01-02T21:21:29-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Adventure
Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,893, Reviews: 21, Complete

Harry discovers things far more dangerous and cunning than even the traitorous Sirius Black. Written for Perspicacity as part of the Sober Universe Yuletide Fic Exchange

Rose Weasley Grows Up

2010-09-03T04:26:57-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Angst
Scorpius M. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,687, Reviews: 13, Complete

Scorpius and Rose have been the best of friends since First Year, or have they? For the '10 SMRW Ficafest on the LJ.

From the fractured life of Stacy Rowe

2010-07-15T10:12:06-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Daria
English, Rated: T
Angst/General
Stacey R. & Quinn M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,542, Reviews: 2, Complete

A walk through the mind of a girl who just wanted to be liked. Written for Round 1 of PPMB's March Madness Challenge

Before there was Mercury: Growing Up

2010-06-24T06:31:39-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Family
Albus S. P. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,751, Reviews: 12, Complete

Growing Up Weasley and Potter . How did darling Al and Rosie turn in to the snarky Albus and Rose we know and loathe today? Fashion Errors! Odious Comparisons! Nighttime Adventures! And is Al destined to play Quidditch? Find out inside!

Before there was Mercury: Audrey's Riddles

2010-05-20T15:21:56-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Audrey W. & Percy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,436, Reviews: 18, Complete

A Mercury Chronicles prequel. How did Percy's muggle wife and Albus and Rose's favorite aunt get that way? Deceit! Paparazzi! and Gullible Children! Written for the Hogwarts Online forum.

Mondays

2010-05-10T07:46:03-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/General
Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,222, Reviews: 10, Complete

For the Hogwarts Online forum Prompt Of The Day thingy. Harry needed something to liven up his Mondays. Inspired by a famous song.

The Mercury Chronicles Outtakes: Homework

2010-04-27T12:34:37-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Friendship
Scorpius M. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,988, Reviews: 18, Complete

For the Hogwarts Online forum; an outtake from Mercury Chronicles: Rules of Engagement. How did Rose and Scorpius get together right under Albus's nose First Year? How will they get their revision done? And what will they wear while doing it? Find out!

Ohio

2010-03-10T07:11:32-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Daria
English, Rated: T
Angst/General
Daria M. & Jane L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 14, Complete

From a PPMB Iron Chef challenge: Place the characters in a moment in history. I chose May, 1970. What did Daria choose? Read to find out.

asleep and oblivious

2010-02-22T09:48:47-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Angst/Drama
Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,082, Reviews: 16, Complete

Ron slowly comes to terms with Hermione's infidelity. X-posted from hp unfaithful's "all re mixed-up challenge" on LiveJournal.

God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs

2010-01-02T15:47:12-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Family
Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 714, Reviews: 25, Complete

For the Sober Universe "Christmas Card, 1997" challenge. Harry takes a moment in the forest to pen a card to his godfather.

The Wrath of Wrackspurts

2009-11-30T06:14:43-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,566, Reviews: 12, Complete

Newly divorced Head Auror Harry has some problems: a serial offending former Death Eater, hair-trigger nerves and a complete lack of a social life. Luna? She has a solution. Written for LJ's "radish love" fic exchange.

Unconventional

2009-11-12T10:52:20-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Scorpius M. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,377, Reviews: 11, In-Progress

Stars the "Scorpius Malfoy Learns Quidditch" trio. Post-Hogwarts. Rosie needs to decide whether she wants to be happy or cool. Scorpius and Al help her make her decision. For the Reviews Lounge's Birthday Ficathon of Spring '09.

among velleities and carefully caught regrets

2009-09-08T09:28:15-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Angst/General
Scorpius M. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 724, Reviews: 10, Complete

A moment or two in the library with the Burrow kids, and one unfortunate bystander. Drabble originally written for LJ's "Next Generation Drabbles" June contest.

The Mercury Chronicles: Angelica

2009-08-20T05:06:27-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Albus S. P.
Chapters: 7, Words: 15,188, Reviews: 103, Complete

Albus gets a girlfriend. James gets his, too. Hugo runs for cover. The 'Puffs keep order. Rose and Scorpius stay snarky and fabulous. Ginny's not pleased. And everyone's in everyone else's business. More Mercurial Madness!

The Mercury Chronicles: A Little Death

2009-08-17T06:11:44-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,710, Reviews: 21, Complete

Watch as our Mercurial Trio come to terms with a death in the family in their own, unique way. Scheming Slytherins! Plotting Malfoys! And just what did Ginny walk in on?

Distractions

2009-07-10T22:43:18-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Drama/Angst
James P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,560, Reviews: 18, Complete

James is trying to study for NEWTs. Sirius has other plans for him. James/Sirius slash, with a wee bit of James/Lily. It earns its rating.

Hermione Granger and the Marriage Contract

2009-01-25T11:49:08-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Hermione G. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,351, Reviews: 25, Complete

Hermione receives a mysterious owl from the Ministry, which holds a rather nasty charm. How can she escape? For the Sober Universe "Fandom Cliché Challenge," sporking Marriage Contracts, the Walking Dead, and one other.

Ten Years

2008-10-31T12:34:59-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Horror/Angst
Sirius B. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,808, Reviews: 24, Complete

You had James switch secret-keepers so you could keep a date. You goaded Peter into betrayal. You tossed away your family. You thought your own Moony was the spy." Sirius gets ten dementors for the tenth anniversary of James and Lily's death. Wolfstar.

Scorpius Malfoy Learns Quidditch

2008-10-04T20:49:21-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Scorpius M. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,464, Reviews: 48, Complete

Not a Mercury Chronicles story. Fifth-year Scorpius doesn't know how to answer when his dorm mates ask him what hoops he's scored through with Rose. So they give him a little Quidditch lesson. Inspired by conversations in the Sober Universe forum.

The Vertical Stripes

2008-09-30T20:27:28-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Daria
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Sandi G. & Quinn M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 828, Reviews: 6, Complete

Waif magazine has called Spring 1999 "The Year Of The Vertical Stripe". Sandi comes up with an ingenious, if unconventional way to ensure her Fashion Club is as prepared for this as possible. Originally posted in the Musical Ability Iron Chef at PPMB .

Write Me In!

2008-09-28T14:14:17-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Daria
English, Rated: M
Humor/Friendship
Daria M. & Jane L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,315, Reviews: 10, Complete

Daria finds that doing a bit of writing can take the edge off of those stressful college days. Melody/Daria

From the Diary of a HalfBlood Prince

2008-08-10T13:58:11-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Poetry
Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,216, Reviews: 28, Complete

Severus finally has the opportunity to confess his love to Lily. Fifth year, before the "Mudblood" incident. He relays the meeting in an entry in his diary. Written for Sara Winters.

The Mercury Chronicles: Quidditch, Again

2008-08-09T18:40:06-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Albus S. P. & Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 809, Reviews: 21, Complete

A Sixth-year Mercury fic. It's Albus versus the Quaffle once again. He made it through in First Year, but now the stakes have changed. How will our hero react? What will he do? Can he snark his way out of this one?

Summer of '96

2008-07-02T16:23:04-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance
Harry P. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 11, Words: 33,642, Reviews: 318, Complete

The summer after the Department of Mysteries battle, Dumbledore leaves Harry at the Burrow. He finds a confidante, a mentor, and perhaps a bit more sitting at the kitchen table. Canon-compliant H/T.

The Mercury Chronicles: Rules Of Engagement

2008-06-22T00:43:37-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Friendship
Albus S. P. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,423, Reviews: 22, Complete

Deceit! Romance! Hufflepuffs running for the hills! Watch Albus, Rose and Scorpius as they come up with the rules that will govern their lives together through their Hogwarts years, and watch what nearly tears them apart.

The Mercury Chronicles: A Hogsmeade Debut

2008-05-25T14:39:59-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/Drama
Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,983, Reviews: 22, Complete

Violence in the classrooms! Espionage! Furtive games of footsie! Skiving off classes! This doesn't sound like our Mercurial Trio. Have the pressures of the first Hogsmeade trip finally gotten to Albus, Rose and Scorpius? An eventful start to Third Year

The Mercury Chronicles: Quidditch

2008-05-12T14:36:02-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 26, Complete

Watch as The Mercurial Trio finds a way to improve upon Quidditch Saturday at Hogwarts. Albus, Rose and Scorpius face down brooms, bludgers and runaway prefects.

The Mercury Chronicles: Beginnings

2008-05-11T21:34:01-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Friendship
Albus S. P. & Rose W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,541, Reviews: 38, Complete

Follow the Mercurial Trio, Albus, Rose and Scorpius, at the very beginning of their friendship. How do they meet? Where do they get sorted? What do they wear? From the "Misspent Youth" universe.

Just For Today

2008-04-25T14:06:34-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Family
N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,606, Reviews: 26, Complete

How does one begin a life with someone when the world is falling apart all around? Our favorite mood-hair-sporting Auror figures that out for herself. Written for the "Going Away" challenge on the Sober Universe forum. R/T.

Albus Potter and the Misspent Youth

2008-04-06T06:32:19-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,130, Reviews: 64, Complete

For the Reviews Lounge "Birthdays" challenge. What does one do when Dad's birthday is just another reason to dodge Paparazzi on the way into a Ministry ball? Get your cousin and best mate to orchestrate an absolutely fabulous entrance, apparently.

A Valentines Pas de Deux

2008-01-26T09:24:12-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,619, Reviews: 12, Complete

Dots on maps and cryptic messages over the wireless will have to do this Valentines Day. Also submitted for the Review Lounge's Valentines Day Project: "Love and a Box of Chocolates" Edited 3/28/08 to get some section breaks back in there.

There will be time

2008-01-10T15:00:12-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 25,791, Reviews: 43, In-Progress

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom: Arthur Schopenhauer. Harry has had plenty of pain. What happens as he strives to stave off boredom? Can he properly grieve the last four years while simultaneously constantly doing something?

On the importance of Quidditch

2007-12-30T22:26:39-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,286, Reviews: 43, Complete

Ron and Hermione squabble over fashion choices before attending a Quidditch match. Written for Pinky Acid Mannequin's Colours Challenge. Mine is OrangeShirt.

Xenophilius Lovegood's Christmas Wish

2007-12-10T23:33:13-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Angst/Spiritual
Xenophilius L. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,011, Reviews: 19, Complete

Also submitted for the Review Lounge's All I Want For Christmas project. Xeno's thoughts on Christmas, 1997. If you haven't read DH, this might not make sense. Of course, if you haven't read DH, log off of your computer and go do so. Now.

Scene at St Mungo's

2007-11-02T15:24:14-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Angst/Drama
Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,167, Reviews: 20, Complete

Harry's tried to hurt himself, and finds himself on the fourth floor of St. Mungo's. Ginny comes by to visit.

Lily's Choice

2007-10-08T19:41:47-08:00

Author: respitechristopher
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
General/Drama
Minerva M. & Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,275, Reviews: 20, Complete

An alternative epilogue. Also submitted for SU's Rewrite the Epilogue challenge