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Chemistry

2009-08-30T08:16:33-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Eric Cartman & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 406, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-30-09
Status: Complete

Wendy has to explain to herself why she is attracted to Eric Cartman. Cartman/Wendy, some swearing. Oneshot.

Tequila

2009-02-19T07:26:21-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 876, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-19-09
Status: Complete

All of a sudden, Lily's kissing Robin, and Robin's never needed a drink more. Lily/Robin, some Barney/Robin. Femmslash, alcohol use. Oneshot.

Over My Head

2009-02-15T02:28:15-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,013, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

This is as close to an answer as he's ever going to get. Barney/Ted, mild angst, some sexual content, language. Oneshot.

Dying Dreams

2009-02-09T08:48:26-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Penny & Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,042, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

The last dream Penny had was about Billy. And there was something very important to tell him. Spoilers, character death. Penny-centric with some Billy/Penny. Oneshot.

Images

2009-02-03T16:18:52-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,049, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

After watching Barney's video of her, Robin is pleasantly surprised. Barney/Ted UST, some innuendo. Episode tag for episode 4.14 "The Possimpible". Oneshot.

Favors

2009-01-28T09:37:16-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 936, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Ted only did this -- agreed to a threesome -- for Barney. Barney/Robin/Ted, with focus on Barney/Ted and Barney/Robin. Explicit sexual content and language. Oneshot.

Limbo

2009-01-28T09:35:14-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 918, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

An exploration of the religious backgrounds of Barney, Lily, Marshall, Robin, and Ted. Contains religious themes. Gen. Oneshot.

Enjambment

2009-01-25T03:10:39-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,610, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-25-09
Status: Complete

After Stella, Ted needs something similar. After Robin, Barney needs something different. Barney/Ted, sexual content, language. Episode tag for "Shelter Island". Oneshot.

One for the Team

2009-01-22T18:33:31-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,383, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

Barney gets the notion that girls love gay guys. Well, there goes Ted's quiet night in. Some Barney/Ted, language, slash. Oneshot.

Smell and Memory

2009-01-20T08:23:21-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Pushing Daisies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-20-09
Status: Complete

Ned thinks about his mother, and remembers why he bakes pies. Drabble, oneshot.

Blogging, Coffee, and Disappointment

2009-01-18T18:06:08-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,243, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

In which Barney is cranky, Robin is an avid reader of his blog, and both have coffee. Mostly gen with Barney/Robin UST, some swearing. Oneshot.

Late Night Text Messages

2009-01-17T10:04:16-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,261, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-17-09
Status: Complete

Barney said that he needed to talk, and Lily was there to help him. Tag for "Benefits". Some Barney/Lily, mentions of Barney/Robin. Fluffy, angsty. Oneshot.

Guinevere

2009-01-08T19:09:55-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 702, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

I never thought of myself as Guinevere, until you said my name. Gwen's POV. Arthur/Gwen, oneshot, spoilers for 1.10 "The Moment of Truth".

Separation

2009-01-04T17:31:37-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 593, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

Their hearts had entwined, and taking them apart was a messy business. Merlin/Morgana, some Arthur/Gwen, one-sided Arthur/Morgana and Gwen/Merlin. Some sexual content. Oneshot.

Indecent Attire

2009-01-02T16:25:03-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,861, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

She’d looked like all of the other women of the court in her rouge and finery. But, dressed as a boy, her natural beauty could shine. Gwen/Morgana, spoilers for 1.10 "The Moment of Truth".

Gold Hair

2008-12-08T13:14:42-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-8-08
Status: Complete

Uther is half-convinced that what he's doing isn't wrong. He's half-convinced that he can find Igraine in his son. Uther/Arthur, slash, implied non-con, incest, May/December. Oneshot.

Alone in Thought

2008-12-07T04:17:42-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 836, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-7-08
Status: Complete

Morgana had never been quite able to see Uther as a father. Especially not from behind bars. Uther/Morgana, spoilers for episode 1.12.

You Ruined Everything

2008-12-04T10:46:55-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 566, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-4-08
Status: Complete

When Gaius and Merlin are locked in the dungeons, Gaius reflects on his relationship with the young wizard. Gen, fluff. Oneshot.

The Dragon's OTP

2008-11-30T02:38:38-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,363, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

One morning, Merlin finds a story about him and Arthur. Who wrote it? And why do ladies enjoy writing about two men so much anyway? Gen, bad pr0n and language, slight crack!fic.

What They Were

2008-11-28T11:20:30-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 328, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-28-08
Status: Complete

No one asked Gwen and Gaius about their relationship. No one would believe it if they did. Oneshot, implied Gaius/Gwen.

Like A Fool

2008-11-23T13:57:34-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,099, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Following the events at Ealdor, Morgana confronts Merlin about his magical abilities, and Merlin reveals what he knows about her gifts. They form a friendship, and begin to study together. But will they be caught? Merlin/Morgana, spoilers.

King, Queen, Jack, Ace

2008-11-02T07:02:58-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 475, Reviews: 16 Published: 11-2-08
Status: Complete

Arthur, Morgana, Gwen, and Merlin play cards together. Merlin reflects on their various personalities. Gen.

Daisies in the Snow

2008-09-28T10:41:06-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Eric Cartman & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,201, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-28-08
Status: Complete

Wendy likes to pretend that everything is as it used to be, and nothing ever changes. Her growing feelings for Eric Cartman, however, cause her to rethink that. CartmanWendy, T for language

The Armament Inquiry

2008-09-24T15:01:26-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Middleman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-24-08
Status: Complete

Lacey wonders why Wendy and the Middleman carry guns. Oneshot, mild language and innuendo.

One on the Kinsey Scale

2008-09-09T15:38:22-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Middleman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 481, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-9-08
Status: Complete

Lacey considers her position on bisexuality. Literally. Lacey/Wendy, oneshot, T for sexual references and femmeslash.

Star of David

2008-09-08T14:58:58-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kyle B. & Eric Cartman
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

Cartman doesn't understand why Kyle doesn't like his birthday present. Cartman/Kyle, oneshot. T for language.

Phone Call

2008-09-08T14:57:13-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Middleman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Middleman & Wendy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 349, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

The Middleman recieves a very important phone call from Wendy's father. Gen fic. K for mild language. Oneshot.

The Real Surprise

2008-08-29T06:43:33-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kyle B. & Wendy T.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,830, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-29-08 Published: 8-11-08
Status: In-Progress

Well, she hated me, at least. I was sort of in love with her. KyleWendy, Stendy, KennyBebe.

The Miss Cowbell Pageant

2008-08-28T17:54:40-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kenny M. & Wendy T.
Chapters: 19, Words: 33,905, Reviews: 73 Updated: 8-28-08 Published: 10-9-07
Status: In-Progress

The Miss Cowbell Pageant, the biggest event in town, is about to start. Being South Park, it will involve crossdressing, whorish little sisters, gender politics, sabotage, and a grand prize of 10,000 dollars. And, of course, Jesus.

Chance of Showers

2008-08-28T04:16:41-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bebe S. & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-28-08
Status: Complete

Wendy doesn't get why Bebe takes such long showers. Bebe is more than happy to explain. WendyBebe, femmeslash, oneshot.

Turning Japanese

2008-04-04T17:11:32-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Bebe S. & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 759, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

Bebe talks about Stan and Wendy. She's not happy. Onesided femmeslash. Song fic of "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors.

Haikus Suck

2008-03-04T14:25:30-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Eric Cartman & Kyle B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 268, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-4-08
Status: Complete

The kids work on an assignment. No pairings.

The Truth?

2008-02-13T12:27:42-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: Shrek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-13-08
Status: Complete

Pinocchio has a little problem... oneshot, drabble

The Masochism Tango

2007-12-18T09:14:59-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Eric Cartman & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 902, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-18-07
Status: Complete

Wendy forces Cartman to take a dance class. Oneshot. Songfic of The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer. CartmanXWendy.

Wendy's Secret Diary

2007-11-15T10:07:19-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-15-07
Status: Complete

Wendy may be mature for her age, but she's still an eight year old girl. Follows the events of The List. Oneshot, Wendy's POV.

I Love Candy

2007-10-30T16:51:35-08:00

Author: Otempora42
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 695, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-30-07
Status: Complete

A random Halloween themed fic. As promised for the readers of the Miss Cowbell Pageant. Oneshot.