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White Fox

2007-01-16T01:59:51-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,827, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-16-07
Status: Complete

Will Parry has been tempted before, by a bright intelligence which lit the room. Artemis’s thoughts are as cool as ice, but Will is drawn again, like a kamikaze moth into the flame. [Xover His Dark Materials. Nom'd Best Crossover 2006 on Orion Awards.]

Serendipity

2006-09-11T19:30:21-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Butler & Juliet B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,397, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

Butler moves from one place to another as he searches for somewhere to tie him down. Juliet grows up with change in her blood, but Domovoi waits patiently for change to find him. [Some ButlerOFC]

Aquarium

2006-05-11T17:14:56-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Trouble K. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,758, Reviews: 19 Published: 5-11-06
Status: Complete

When the fall is all that remains for Commander Trouble Kelp, the fall is all that matters. A fic for Remix Redux and 12LH. [TroubleHolly, HollyArtemis.] Warning, contains the sounds of a breaking heart. Also, contains fish.

Cricket

2006-02-21T19:19:39-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Diana Wynne Jones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,290, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-21-06
Status: Complete

[CHRESTOMANCI] Grey on the cricket bat, crimson on the grass both brain and blood merged together on my whites. After Christopher leaves Penge School Oneir is left.

Fire to Earth

2006-02-21T19:16:06-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Diana Wynne Jones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,930, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-21-06
Status: Complete

[CHRESTOMANCI] Fire to Earth: The Journey of Cat. A story in four parts. Some CatTonino slash.

Sunrise on the World's Edge

2006-02-21T18:45:15-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Diana Wynne Jones
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 986, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-21-06
Status: Complete

[CHRESTOMANCI In which there is family life, fluff, and rather tame sex in more worlds than you've lived in.] MillieChristopher Sometimes they walk together, turning into the Anywheres from around the vanity table.

Dreamwalking

2006-02-21T18:35:29-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Pairing: Holly S. & Juliet B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,796, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-21-06
Status: Complete

[HollyJuliet] I would tell you of my dreams, if only I knew whether you ask for my nightmares or my wishes.

Electric Clock in a Thunderstorm

2005-12-26T01:40:12-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Diana Wynne Jones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,096, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-26-05
Status: Complete

[CHRESTOMANCI] A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put back together again. And sometimes stops, like an electric clock in a thunderstorm. Christopher expresses his pique.

Heathens

2005-12-26T01:34:30-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Diana Wynne Jones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,496, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-26-05
Status: Complete

[CHRESTOMANCI] Compared to the other girls at the South Stafford College for Young Ladies, Millie is a rich coffee brown.

Discworld Drabbles and Shorts

2005-12-26T01:31:34-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 366, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Here I'm posting Discworld drabbles. Most were written for discworld100 challenges and prompts. Most Susan or Death drabbles.

Artemis Fowl Drabbles and Shorts

2005-12-26T01:26:09-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,278, Reviews: 14 Updated: 12-26-05 Published: 11-11-05
Status: In-Progress

Ere I be postin', arrh, all me Arty Fowl shorts and drabbles. None of which are written in Pirate, thankfully. Butlers, gen, some het of the AngelineTimmy and ArtyJuliet varieties, and JulietHolly femslash.

Dreaming of Cats

2005-11-20T20:49:49-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Diana Wynne Jones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,168, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-20-05
Status: Complete

[Chrestomanci OneShot]. Cat dreams of Fiddle, and he stalks rats through the rafters. Fiddle dreams of magic, turning offal into salmon with the magic in his fingertips.

Chrestomanci Universe Drabbles

2005-11-20T20:44:11-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Diana Wynne Jones
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 739, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-20-05 Published: 11-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Here I'm posting Chrestomanci Drabbles, usually 100 or 200 words long. Only Millie and Janet drabbles so far.

Nebula Nostrum

2005-02-28T03:18:15-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Pairing: Opal K. & Lili F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,045, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-28-05
Status: In-Progress

The blackmail letter is quite specific, informing Lili Frond of the rendezvous location, that her new employer is Opal Koboi, and that a delicatenatured partnership is being offered. In spite of this, Lili still gets some nasty surprises.

Frigid

2005-02-05T02:57:37-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 721, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-5-05
Status: In-Progress

YEEEUUUUCCHHHH! BFW's reincarnated in Blue Yeti. I never want to see it again! I'm scarred for life. The Toaster. Alas, I join Toasty in chasteless Hell... Tyranny. Now you've heard the critics, judge this HollyArty with a difference for yourself.

Everyone Wants Artemis Fowl

2005-01-28T22:30:35-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,205, Reviews: 33 Published: 1-28-05
Status: In-Progress

Everyone has a thing for Artemis Fowl, don't they? He's hardly given a moment to breathe, what with Holly and Butler and Mary Sue and Lobsters... A series of ten 100word drabbles.

Birds of a Feather

2005-01-18T00:19:09-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 19, Words: 82,113, Reviews: 221 Updated: 1-18-05 Published: 9-10-02
Status: In-Progress

ACTIVE. What would another genius say when they met our dear little Arty? Why do fairies idolise the Mud Men? What would you do if you found an illness which magic can't cure? War is declared, Artemis is shot, and the Lower Elements go BOOM!

Harmatia and the Cold

2004-09-08T21:05:14-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Holly S. & Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,278, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Holly, centuries into the future, reflects on the weather, genii, tragic falls, and Artemis.

Forty Two

2004-07-04T22:23:05-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Butler & Artemis F.
Chapters: 2, Words: 15,004, Reviews: 32 Updated: 7-4-04 Published: 10-21-03
Status: In-Progress

HAITUS. Useless answers to questions asked, and those not asked. Which is more important – the question, or the answer? Which matters more – the past or the present? ArtemisButler novellength

Genius Savant

2004-05-02T04:47:51-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Artemis F. & Artemis F. Senior
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,733, Reviews: 25 Published: 5-2-04
Status: Complete

They say that there is no such thing as a true genius, that all genii are only proficient in one or two areas and often dismal in all others. Timmy is an example. Artemis is an exception. A response to the 'Idiot Savant' challenge.

Over The Rainbow

2004-02-22T00:36:26-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,898, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-22-04
Status: In-Progress

A message to give; a night that shall never be day; a fight between what’s right and what’s right; a motorbike through Italy; a dream and a prayer; a broken man of broken hope, of broken dreams and mind; a wedding that isn’t there...Rainbow-coloured

The Difference Between Truth and Dare

2004-02-15T01:22:15-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Holly S. & Julius R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,114, Reviews: 25 Published: 2-15-04
Status: In-Progress

All fics with 'truth and dare' in the title have the characters getting roaringly drunk, playing spinthebottle, and admitting their deepest, darkest secrets. This is no different on that front... sort of anyway. [HollyRoot]

Lessons in Submission

2004-02-14T05:14:05-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Artemis F. & Artemis F. Senior
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,970, Reviews: 23 Published: 2-14-04
Status: In-Progress

Lessons in submission. The power play of the Artemis Fowls like what Opal Koboi did to her father, only slightly nastier. Timmy confronts Artemis about his relationship with Butler. [ArtemisButler]

Life

2004-01-27T05:57:59-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Holly S. & Trouble K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,146, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Three lives, three possibilities for life. Three chances, but no one ever knows that's the pattern. When chance is fated, and coincidence is the result of heavy planning. Sequel to 'Death', second in the Triangle Arc

Third Time Lucky

2004-01-23T04:19:08-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Butler & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,462, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-23-04
Status: In-Progress

Butler's died twice already, and has been brought back by Holly's magic both times. Now, postTEC, Holly gets a call to come Above, but... third time lucky, right? [Warning: issue of euthanasia, character death]

Fowl Fandom Boot Camp

2003-11-07T16:45:02-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,227, Reviews: 28 Published: 11-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Civil war. A violent catastrophe that leaves no survivors unscathed. The worst thing that could happen to a fandom. Until they found out about Boot Camp. The Fandom has been transported to Neverland, for the craic (and flamingoes), because fighters for t

Ceberus

2003-11-01T03:13:22-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,485, Reviews: 18 Updated: 11-1-03 Published: 8-9-03
Status: In-Progress

My protecter is my guardian, my guardian is my slave. An abstract take on AF, with the characters likened to Greek myth. Butler is Ceberus, guardian of the Underworld. Juliet is the Sphinx, causer of problems and guarder of secrets.

Death

2003-10-19T04:49:44-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Holly S. & Trouble K.
Chapters: 3, Words: 14,074, Reviews: 42 Updated: 10-19-03 Published: 8-9-03
Status: Complete

COMPLETE. Three deaths. How these deaths shape the world and the fairies who survive them. Details Holly's first few days at the LEP. First story in the Triangle Arc. PreAF Hollycentric, with a side order of Trouble and Grubby revelations.

The Grapevine

2003-09-29T14:10:24-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Trouble K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,492, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-29-03
Status: In-Progress

This is a milestone in AF fics. Chix Verbil, Casanunda of the Underground, is gay. Somethings are just so unbelievable that they are true by default, because no one would have the guts to think them up. But the Grapevine doesn't care about truths.

A Grubby Tale

2003-09-12T12:52:01-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Trouble K. & Grub K.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,107, Reviews: 31 Updated: 9-12-03 Published: 3-29-03
Status: In-Progress

DEAD. A story about Grub Kelp, told from the POV of Grub Kelp. And I do know how pathetic the title is. Pretty much all about Grub, Trouble, and with a side order of Mummy.

D'Arvit

2003-09-12T12:44:40-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Julius R.
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,350, Reviews: 59 Updated: 9-12-03 Published: 10-11-02
Status: In-Progress

400 years ago, Captain Julius Root was a cheerful, joking man in his prime with a loving family and only the usual type of problems. What happened to make him the creature we know today? Could he possibly, just possibly, change back?

Genesis

2003-08-05T05:39:53-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Foaly
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,514, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Foaly's really very special. He's got a lot of history he made history, just by existing. And he was the first, he was the start of a 'revolution'. Genesis. Rating for suicidesuicidal concept.

Hu Gardarn

2003-07-22T07:26:32-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Julius R. & Grub K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,422, Reviews: 17 Published: 7-22-03
Status: In-Progress

aka. Knurd. Lies are very troublesome things. Especially for Julius Root, exCommander of the LEP. Lies have a habit of getting in the way of his life, destroying it. But they're everywhere. [HollyRoot]

The Lost Discovered

2003-06-14T04:34:32-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Julius R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,025, Reviews: 32 Published: 6-14-03
Status: In-Progress

After Root's death Holly and Foaly are assigned the task of cleaning out his office. They learn a lot about Julius that they couldn't see when he was alive, even though it should have been obvious.

Without Complaint

2003-05-22T03:37:45-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Julius R. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-22-03
Status: In-Progress

Julius Root's POV. Reflecting on life, aging, vitality, Holly, and those darned young fairies these days he was never so disrespectful.

Trouble is in love and it's not with Holly

2003-05-10T18:00:46-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Grub K. & Trouble K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 29 Published: 5-10-03
Status: In-Progress

Grub has some rather cute questions for his elder brother. You know... Those things which you just can't ask your Mummy. The title is a parody. [GrubTrouble, slash, incest]

Genii Are Allowed to be Smug

2003-04-28T20:23:27-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Angeline F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,216, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-28-03
Status: In-Progress

This is a little piece of PWP Plot? What Plot? and I’m prou—very ashamed of that. Artemis. Angeline. Plotlessness. An electronics shop assistant. Bad Tshirts with corny slogans. Pointlessness. Smug genius. Painfulness. Vindictive Juliet. A true

Duo Artemii

2003-02-20T22:37:25-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Artemis F. & Artemis F. Senior
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,398, Reviews: 28 Published: 2-20-03
Status: In-Progress

Ever wondered how Artemis and his father interact with each other? Do they talk criminal shoptalk? Are they all happyfamilies? What would they say to the other on their first meeting after TAI? Then read this. Now! I'm almost sure you won't regret it.

Betrayer or Betrayed

2003-02-01T05:29:33-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Holly S. & Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,446, Reviews: 37 Published: 2-1-03
Status: Complete

ONESHOT. Long ago Holly rejected her People in favour of love. Now, with Artemis dead as all mortals must die, she has to return to the Underground where her People have found a new reason to discriminate: Love.

The Ghost of Life, of Freedom and of War

2003-01-09T18:59:04-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,194, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Voldemort's forces are reading themselves for the attack on Hogwart's walls. The students and teachers are saying goodbyes and gathering hope. The ghosts are arguing. This isn't their war but what is right for them to do?

For the Love of Mister Artemis

2002-12-30T00:36:21-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,047, Reviews: 32 Updated: 12-30-02 Published: 12-15-02
Status: In-Progress

DEAD. When Butler dies in a field mission Artemis feels responsible and so takes on the role of guardian to his orphaned daughter as a way to say sorry. A response to BFW's challenge.

You Can't Jump Over Yourself

2002-12-21T03:46:49-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Juliet B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,906, Reviews: 21 Updated: 12-21-02 Published: 12-12-02
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes people get the feeling that they'll never get to the places they want to be because of what others or they believe they are. What happens when one part of a relationship has trouble coping with what she is and what she can be? Two versions

Run

2002-11-24T18:31:11-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Adventure
Pairing: Butler & Juliet B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,548, Reviews: 14 Published: 11-24-02
Status: In-Progress

It is so much easier, so much simpler, to run fast now than all that time agonizing while being unable to do anything. I knew nothing and could do nothing. But now, I can run. Told from Butler's POV while he's having trouble being the hero.

To Make a Profit

2002-11-16T02:50:37-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Butler
Chapters: 1, Words: 452, Reviews: 32 Published: 11-16-02
Status: In-Progress

This is all dialogue. This is Out of Character. This is… mysterious. This is not my most intelligent piece of work but it’s so short that you may as well read it anyway.

My Queer Young Mind

2002-11-03T00:43:14-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,627, Reviews: 72 Published: 11-3-02
Status: In-Progress

There are 3 things which make this fic different. 1.It is written as a monologue from Artemis' POV. 2.There is no enemy other than adolescence. Artemis has fears and troubles just like anyone else. And 3.Well, you'll just have to read it to find out...

Namely Narrators

2002-01-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,842, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-21-02
Status: In-Progress

On the Hogwarts Express the guys get bombarded with crazy dead guys, very, very strange little boys and other suitably bad things.

The Birthday Present

2002-01-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Blue Yeti
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,245, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-20-02
Status: In-Progress

Do not think that this is fluffy or steriotypical because of the title. This is Angsty, self-decrepitation and the title is an irony. Voldemort can't get Harry when he is at the Dursleys but he can get close enough.