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  <author>
   <name>ducksrule71821</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1399433/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-12-22T18:45:58-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-12-22T18:45:58-08:00</updated>
  <title>Ask Aunt Emmett</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3845062/1/Ask_Aunt_Emmett"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-10-19:story.3845062</id>
  <category term="Twilight"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1399433/ducksrule71821'&gt;ducksrule71821&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/book/Twilight/'&gt;Twilight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 76, Words: 39,449, Reviews: 1556 
Updated: 12-22-08 Published: 10-19-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Emmett has an advice column. Includes: Presidential races against time, Mushy Bear, A pink cowboy hat, Bill Nye the Science guy in a speedo, and tons o' Emmett. Who doesn't like that? Well, maybe old people They're in the story too! NOW COMPLETED!</summary>
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  <author>
   <name>ducksrule71821</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1399433/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-09-14T20:24:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-09-14T20:24:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Ask Auntie Jasper</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3979060/1/Ask_Auntie_Jasper"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-12-30:story.3979060</id>
  <category term="Twilight"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1399433/ducksrule71821'&gt;ducksrule71821&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/book/Twilight/'&gt;Twilight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 16, Words: 8,239, Reviews: 333 
Updated: 9-14-08 Published: 12-30-07&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sequel to Ask Aunt Emmett. Read Aunt Emmett 1st. Jasper now owns an advice column, hurrah! Sorry about typos. Rated T, because T is my favorite letter. Yo mama's so stupid she thought that I was on chapter 13 instead of 14! Dissss.</summary>
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