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The Thin Purple Line

2009-10-01T11:28:43-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Ron W. & Pansy P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 16,737, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-1-09
Status: Complete

She showed up on the worst day of his life with a puzzle. He never trusted pugs bearing gifts. Written for the 2009 Ron/Pansy Fest. Non-canon character death, wand lore, epilogue-compliant, implied minor slash pairing.

A Comedy of Manors

2009-07-22T11:02:19-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 6, Words: 27,992, Reviews: 31 Published: 7-22-09
Status: Complete

Lucius hires Hermione, a marriage consultant, to find a bride for Severus, secretly scheming to pair them up. What he gets is a bit more than he bargained for. LM/HG.

The Fine Art of Fine Print

2009-06-09T16:19:06-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 64,245, Reviews: 49 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG

The Love For three Lemons

2009-06-09T13:33:15-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Luna L. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,612, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

Luna sees more than she should and decides to act, and Severus must intervene. SS/LL, one-shot.

Wagging the Sockmonster

2009-06-09T13:16:34-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Millicent B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,695, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

A convalescing Severus grows weary of being moved from safe house to safe house until he finds one in which he has a place. SS/LL/MB, implied threesome, one-shot.

Conformational Dynamics in Multiprotein Complexes

2009-06-09T13:09:50-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Bill W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,096, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy, but used to be married to his brother. Girl seeks Potions Master to cool her ardor, Potion Master seeks book from Collector. Collector wants a special favor. HG/BW/SS/LM, foursome, molecular biology, one-shot.

Rubeus Hagrid and the Facts of Life

2009-06-09T13:01:42-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Bill W. & Rubeus H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,350, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

Hagrid has found the woman of his dreams, but fears there may be certain difficulties. He turns to Bill for advice. Implied slash not Hagrid/Bill . One-shot.

Samson Revsited

2009-06-09T12:51:34-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Bill W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,769, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

Bill's pursuit of Severus Snape develops into something more substantial than simple attraction. SS/BW, one-shot.

The Room of Lost Dreams

2008-02-26T11:29:11-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 13, Words: 31,183, Reviews: 78 Published: 2-26-08
Status: Complete

In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione seeks a way to make peace with the dead. She finds a hidden room, an enchanted journal, and the opportunity to save a man's life. SSHG

The Blameless Vestal's Lot

2008-02-25T19:41:41-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 49,519, Reviews: 38 Published: 2-25-08
Status: Complete

Hermione and Ron attend a masked ball at the Malfoy’s. Magical mischief turns sinister, and Hermione must race against time to unlock the Manor’s deepest secrets. SS/HG, epilogue- and DH-compliant, adult content.

Unconsidered Trifles

2007-07-15T20:20:05-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 15, Words: 35,989, Reviews: 62 Published: 7-15-07
Status: Complete

When taking their N.E.W.T.s becomes contingent on completing a Ministry approved curriculum, the students rebel, catching the teachers in the crossfire. SS HG plus LM for fun. Contains many rude bits: don't read if you dislike that sort of thing.

Master in the Trees

2007-01-13T00:16:06-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 21,021, Reviews: 29 Published: 1-13-07
Status: Complete

The only man who can convict Lucius Malfoy has been missing since the war ended. Ministry official Hermione Granger just wants to do her job, but the denizens of the Forbidden Forest have other ideas. SSHG, post HBP, some rude bits.

To Make Much of Time

2007-01-12T17:28:46-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 11, Words: 33,132, Reviews: 40 Published: 1-12-07
Status: Complete

When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.

Through the Foe Glass and What Severus Found There

2006-10-05T23:58:41-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 15,767, Reviews: 43 Published: 10-5-06
Status: Complete

Severus discovers compelling reasons to go on living after the events of HBP. Sequel to Down the Ferret Hole, SSHG.

Down the Ferret Hole

2005-11-16T19:52:56-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,284, Reviews: 48 Published: 11-16-05
Status: Complete

Hermione's dream leaves her tantalizing clues to the puzzles she thought best left unconsidered. SSHG, postHPB. Warning: contains nonsense and rhyming poetry.

Cloak and Wand

2005-09-05T17:51:24-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Pairing: Percy W. & Severus S.
Chapters: 18, Words: 76,689, Reviews: 186 Updated: 9-5-05 Published: 1-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Everyone has secrets, but few have more to lose than Lucius Malfoy when two paranormal specialists are hired to investigate a mysterious death at one of his research institutions. Intrigue ensues. Crossover with The X Files.

The Quality of Mercy

2004-09-04T11:02:31-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,991, Reviews: 22 Published: 9-4-04
Status: Complete

Norrington & Co. are courtmartialed for the loss of the Interceptor. The penalty for negligence is death by hanging, and the Admiral has it in for Norrington. Fortunately, Jack still owes him for one escape. Save Norrington challenge winner!

The Absinthe of Reason

2004-08-08T23:28:35-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 31,298, Reviews: 266 Updated: 8-8-04 Published: 1-4-04
Status: Complete

An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.

The Trail of the Black Star

2003-10-28T16:56:59-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 13, Words: 34,912, Reviews: 166 Updated: 10-28-03 Published: 10-20-03
Status: Complete

One would think that researching a new romance novel while harvesting rare orchids would keep Severus out of trouble, but the cloud forests of Peru hide many secrets. SSHG, OotP compliant.

The Case of Missing Whisky

2003-02-10T00:00:02-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 15,728, Reviews: 47 Updated: 2-10-03 Published: 12-14-02
Status: Complete

A stolen inheritance leads Holmes and Watson to a world that doesn't wish to be discovered. Surprisingly tasteful crossover with Harry Potter.

Westward Hoe

2002-04-01T19:02:42-08:00

Author: Mundungus42
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,386, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-1-02
Status: Complete

One shot satire of TextualSphinx's wonderful story, Decoding the Heart. There's more than corn in Indiana. SSHG.