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How to make FF7 Characters Hoppin' MAD!

2009-02-05T17:38:06-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Cloud S. & Tifa L.
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,199, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Part 1 - How to Insults your Favourite FF7 Characters AvALAnChE

Hitting on Lily!

2009-02-05T00:31:54-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,541, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-5-09
Status: In-Progress

James Potter and Sirus Black Hit on Lily with a slew of agonising pickup lines, which culminates in.. most interesting results! Warning! Not for the Lily-Livered :p

My PSP

2009-02-01T21:18:47-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Magic word - "CIA!" "Crack, Innuendo, Assumption!" Sakura x Naruto

Naruto Pick Up Lines Groan

2009-01-30T18:08:01-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,021, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Naruto pick's up "Icha Icha Paradise Vol. 2" 'accidently' left by Kakashi-sensei, and loses it.. It circulates around the Genin, with Jiraya-like results!

How to piss Gaara Off!

2009-01-06T21:02:53-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 186, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Some real original ideas to make Sand-boy mad, and some classics! R&R!

Gaara on Trial

2009-01-04T22:39:50-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Neji H. & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 941, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Neji tries to persecute Gaara for his Sand Coffin Move with Hilarious Results!

The Final Say

2008-11-03T20:19:49-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Rufus
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,162, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Rufus assigns Turks to their duties and enjoys the heady feel of wielding power!

Hinata's Death

2008-10-16T00:54:32-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Naruto
Language: Chinese, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Horror
Pairing: Hinata H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,314, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-16-08
Status: In-Progress

The Chunin exam. Hinata shouldnt even be in it but she is, and now she's paired up against the only genin who wants her dead.

Lenalee's Legs or Lavin goes Niezetche

2008-10-14T01:18:39-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: Catalan, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Lenalee & Lavi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,002, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-14-08
Status: Complete

Lavin goes into lack-of-oxygen subspace and fantasises about LenaLee's legs - - who doesnt

Flying to the St Mungo's Hospital 4 Magical Malady

2008-10-14T01:14:20-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Earthsea Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Western
Chapters: 1, Words: 934, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-14-08
Status: Complete

Hogwarts teachers go and pay their respects to fallen Aurors, Neville's Parents.

short but sexy!

2008-10-10T00:13:35-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: Albanian, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Quistis T. & Shiva
Chapters: 1, Words: 242, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-10-08
Status: In-Progress

Quitsis gives Zell a birthday whipping! O.O

Revisiting Tsugekia

2008-09-28T19:19:16-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Samurai Deeper Kyo
Language: Chinese, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-28-08
Status: In-Progress

Medicine-peddler Kyoshiro is drawn to Tsugekia, the site where 1,000 people were allegedly slaughtered by the Demon he accidently sealed within himself

Tabita's Solioquy

2008-09-21T19:54:27-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Familiar of Zero
Language: Korean, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 287, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-21-08
Status: In-Progress

Tabita has been captured by the pointy-hat elf and is going to suffer the same fate as her mother!

The shortest ff ffx ffx2, eva!

2008-09-12T19:50:48-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Final Fantasy X-2
Language: Norwegian, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Paine & Wakka
Chapters: 1, Words: 357, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-12-08
Status: Complete

Rikku is bullied by Payne cos Wakka hit on her, and bottled-up pain is tormented by a pair of lesbian? sisters.

Charlie and Chopin

2008-09-09T22:10:05-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-9-08
Status: Complete

Silent Music on a picture-perfect landscape!

xOver Randomness and more randomness!

2008-09-08T21:25:47-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Bleach
Language: Esperanto, Rated: K
Genres: General/Parody
Pairing: Renji A. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 591, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-8-08
Status: In-Progress

juz as the title suggests!

The Crimson Unity

2008-09-08T00:50:59-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Maple Story
Language: Punjabi, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 597, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

The Geist Balrog has been Unveiled at last! Its the End ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｏｒｌｄ！！！

Shakugan no Shana

2008-09-04T00:05:49-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Shakugan no Shana
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-4-08
Status: Complete

Shana explores her confusion about blossoming love and her mission as a Guze hunter.

Walle A whole new world

2008-09-03T23:17:09-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: WALL-E
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Walle - the aftermath of 'The Great Return'

Of Polyjuice

2008-08-06T03:02:42-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Supernatural
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-6-08
Status: In-Progress

What happens when hell freezes over at Hogwarts during winter?

The Case of Fifi and the Pink Panther

2008-08-05T22:54:46-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Crime/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 663, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-5-08
Status: In-Progress

The Pink Panther is after Fifi's bejewelled collar! Will he succeed? Or will he get caught and hung up to dry!

The Fruit Eater

2008-08-05T19:04:13-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Winry R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 856, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-5-08
Status: In-Progress

Roy drags Ed along to where a robot is wreaking havoc on the fruit stall - Ed reluctantly goes along and can't wait to get back to wooing Winfry.

In Search of the Village Hidden in the Sound

2008-08-05T01:57:39-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Fantasy
Pairing: Dan & Jiraiya
Chapters: 1, Words: 661, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-5-08
Status: In-Progress

OOC, Ecchi implied

Priss's Daydream

2008-08-05T00:44:22-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Bubblegum Crisis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 423, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-5-08
Status: In-Progress

Priss fantasises about Nene, the pink knight saber..

Naruto x FF7 FF9 wtf?

2008-08-04T01:07:40-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Orochimaru
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,664, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-4-08
Status: In-Progress

crossover as the cast from 7 and 9 crash in the village hidden in the leaves! chaos, bloodshed, mayhem!

Accompainment

2008-08-01T20:16:54-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Asuka S. & Rei A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-1-08
Status: In-Progress

the children try to find the roles assigned to them in the melody

Neon Green

2008-08-01T19:31:49-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Pairing: Shinji I. & Pen Pen
Chapters: 1, Words: 653, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-1-08
Status: Complete

A birds-eye review of the events till now and some whinging.

Barret's Nipple

2008-07-24T22:45:05-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Barret W. & Tifa L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 598, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-24-08
Status: In-Progress

An avalanche of tangled relationships as the gang gets high and breaks wind!

children of tomorrow

2008-01-19T05:42:21-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-19-08
Status: In-Progress

the previous entries were mostly humorous. this is kinda nostalgic and sad-ish

No spoilers please!

2007-11-06T22:02:05-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Ultimecia & Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 951, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-6-07
Status: In-Progress

You don't really know who you're chatting with online...

spin the bottle!

2007-11-06T21:59:44-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense/Humor
Pairing: Tifa L. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 42, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-6-07
Status: In-Progress

chibi ff7 good guys and bad guys in a room inspired by bluewater's chibi story

Bossfight, Bossfight!

2007-11-05T04:36:17-08:00

Author: halfdelita
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Cloud S. & Sephiroth
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,366, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-5-07
Status: Complete

Seppy merges with Osma.. nuff said! first attempt