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Adventures in Parenthood

2011-10-08T14:00:06-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Family
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 19, Words: 31,112, Reviews: 246, In-Progress

This is about two daddies, Prowl and Jazz, as they raise their baby femme, Violet.This is a sequel and another totally cracked fic about sparklings. Ch 19 Prowl returns to base with the bad news.

2011 Prowl and Jazz Anniversary Challenges

2011-10-07T10:29:05-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Adventure/General
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,540, Reviews: 12, Complete

A collection of one shots based on a selected prompt for the Anniversary Challenge of Prowl and Jazz. Please enjoy!

Compromising Positions

2011-08-05T22:28:32-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,419, Reviews: 8, Complete

A little 'incident' sends Jazz to the medbay and results in a little lover's spat between him and Prowl. The tactician does what he can to fix the situation with his lover. Gift fic. G1 AU. Crack fic.

No Rhyme, No Reason

2011-07-23T07:04:40-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Romance
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 14, Words: 24,216, Reviews: 152, In-Progress

G1AUThe story of Prowl and Jazz as their lives briefly intersect over the years until they're finally stationed together.A strong friendship is forged, eventually leading to love.Request fic. Ch 14 A first look at a youngling Prowl from Ratchet's pov.

Hold On Before It's Too Late

2011-07-14T20:51:00-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Romance/Adventure
Bumblebee & Optimus Prime
Chapters: 15, Words: 132,431, Reviews: 236, In-Progress

An action packed love story between Bumblebee and Kaceystar, the daughter of Optimus and Elita. It's not going to be so easy for Bee to win Kacey's spark.BeexOC Ch 12 pt 1: Mechs and femmes start settling in.

Gender Bender

2011-03-27T16:03:28-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Optimus Prime & Elita One
Chapters: 11, Words: 16,113, Reviews: 163, In-Progress

A freak accident causes the consciousnesses of Optimus Prime and Elita One to switch bodies. Basically, Optimus gets stuck in Elita's femme body and Elita gets stuck in her mech's body. Let the mayhem begin! Be warned this is a totally cracked fic!

Hooked on a Feeling

2011-02-23T08:23:24-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,437, Reviews: 14, Complete

A belated Valentine's Day fic for Prowl and Jazz. Jazz gets the surprise of his life making this a very special day for him. G1 AU

30 Days and 30 Nights

2010-10-13T07:42:28-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: M
Adventure/Romance
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 29, Words: 67,829, Reviews: 91, Complete

The P&J Community Anniversary challenge. Sexy Septembers 30 days and 30 prompts. Each day is a different one shot revolving around Prowl and Jazz. There will be drama, romance, comedy, action, and of course hot interfacing. You've been warned. Enjoy :

Life

2010-07-21T23:16:28-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K
Humor/Family
Bumblebee & Optimus Prime
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,379, Reviews: 25, Complete

This just one day in Bee's life and it happens to be his first birthday.For this fic he's the son of Optimus and Elita.They're joined by an ensemble of mechs and femmes you know and love. BDay Fic for a friend.FULL of FLUFF, FLUFF, and more FLUFF! G1

Cosmic Castaway

2010-07-09T12:52:37-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Family
Optimus Prime & Ultra Magnus
Chapters: 23, Words: 34,664, Reviews: 190, In-Progress

This is Optimus' story, from sparkling to mature mech as he journeys through the stars to find his true home. See inside for full story summary. Chapter 22 We meet Sentinel and Thea's new son as they have now moved. Sparkling cuteness!

Little Rascals

2010-07-09T08:09:30-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K
Adventure/Humor
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,306, Reviews: 70, In-Progress

One shots of Prowl and Jazz as younglings. In response to reading several fics of Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Chapter one is my version of the combination. This fic had been closed but the bunny was resurrected! A new chapter has been posted.

Prowl and Jazz's Vacation Adventures

2010-05-06T12:28:30-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Romance/Adventure
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,072, Reviews: 23, Complete

Basically as the title suggests.The happy duo visit various places around the world for fun and adventure together.Will consist of Prowl and Jazz fluff and laughs. Stand alone fic and bonus fic to my Kaceystar readers. Ch 3 Australia

Revelations

2010-04-27T13:00:46-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Romance
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,693, Reviews: 44, Complete

P&J community challenge response: Less than Lovers More than Friends. The hows and whats of the beginnings of a relationship between Prowl and Jazz. Damn those plot bunnies! They just can't leave me alone! lol Please enjoy

Valentine

2010-04-16T13:49:55-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 9, Words: 24,596, Reviews: 118, Complete

It's Valentine's Day and Prowl decide's to throw caution to the wind and confess his feelings to Jazz. How will Jazz react when he finds out his best friend is in love with him? G1 Verse. ch 8: Fluff, fun and smut! Enjoy!

Reunion

2010-04-04T13:01:34-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Jazz & Prowl
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,053, Reviews: 9, Complete

Jazz and Prowl are reunited after centuries apart. They didn't part on the best of terms and Jazz is worried he may have lost his soulmate forever. Will the lovers reconcile? Movieverse. Takes place after Mission City. No ROTF included. One shot.

Happy St Patrick's Day

2010-03-17T10:00:40-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Optimus Prime & Elita One
Chapters: 1, Words: 911, Reviews: 8, Complete

simple oneshot for laughs. Centered around Optimus and Elita. Prowl, Jazz, Ratchet, Bumblebee and Bluestreak make an appearance. Please enjoy and be safe for the holiday! G1 verse

Loss

2010-02-17T08:04:58-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Family
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,604, Reviews: 15, Complete

AU One shot fic dealing with the destruction of Praxus where Prowl is a sparkling and Jazz is best friends with his older brother Smokescreen. Tissues may be required. Does have a happy ending. Only some minor TF swear words. G1 Verse

A Series of Firsts: Optimus Prime

2010-01-09T12:38:10-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K
Adventure/Drama
Optimus Prime
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,902, Reviews: 19, In-Progress

A collection of one shot into the life of Optimus Prime from his humble beginning as a records clerk to his death and rebirth. Rating will go up with some of the later chapters.

Mistletoe Bloopers and Outtakes

2009-12-22T08:14:30-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,455, Reviews: 23, Complete

Various pairings and universes all involving the mistletoe during Christmas time with the Transformers. Contains crack, fluff, and plan old fashion kissing. Chapter 3 Optimus and Elita.

Prowl and Jazz's Halloween Challenge

2009-11-21T07:50:48-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 13, Words: 6,168, Reviews: 59, Complete

Yeah, I know the title sucks! lol. Just deal with it. There will be 13 short one shot chapters for the challenge. Each one has something to do with Prowl, Jazz, and Halloween. Enjoy the treat!

Mechs Will Be Mechs

2009-09-15T23:30:04-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Optimus Prime & Jetfire
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,894, Reviews: 22, Complete

Just a 4 chapter cracked fic about Optimus and Jetfire having a good time. No slash. Just good friends, good highgrade, good humor, and good fun. Optimus plus Jetfire plus highgrade equals TROUBLE.

Happy Sparkday Prowl

2009-09-01T23:24:18-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,247, Reviews: 12, Complete

It's Prowl's sparkday and Jazz tries to surprise him with a party. Will all go as planned? One-shot for CD's Birth Day!

Do I Have Mojo? Bonus Scene

2009-08-22T23:03:18-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 1, Words: 386, Reviews: 7, Complete

For the one shot, Do I Have Mojo, Prowl asked Jazz the question and Jazz gave him an answer. The bonus scene is what was going on while Optimus and Ironhide were discussing the topic of Prowl and Jazz as they passed by Prowl's office. Please enjoy!

Do I Have Mojo?

2009-07-28T14:37:05-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,541, Reviews: 19, Complete

Simple really, Prowl asks Jazz a very important question. Slash implied. Some kissing. Prowl x Jazz

My Beautiful Rising Star

2009-07-23T13:09:01-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Angst
Optimus Prime & Elita One
Chapters: 71, Words: 457,737, Reviews: 817, Complete

Sequel to Hope's Journey.Optimus and Elita's parental skills are put to the test as Kaceystar's adventures continue. ch 71 The Epilogue and Optimus' final thoughts as the final chapter is posted.

A Day in the Life of Ultra Magnus

2009-07-20T09:40:01-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Ultra Magnus
Chapters: 8, Words: 27,269, Reviews: 47, Complete

We'll follow Magnus around the base for a day as he interacts with his fellow Autobots. There will be humor, romance, and a bit of adventure. Final chapter up with full mech and femme protoformed horizontal tango. Warning: adult content hence the rated M

Out of the Ashes Hope Arises 3: Destiny

2009-07-11T07:40:01-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K
Spiritual/Family
Optimus Prime
Chapters: 1, Words: 981, Reviews: 7, Complete

RotF Movie spoiler! The third one shot of the series. This one deals with Optimus' death, his rebirth and the Matrix of Leadership.

Do We Still Have Our Mojo?

2009-06-30T23:03:27-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Friendship
Optimus Prime & Ironhide
Chapters: 1, Words: 648, Reviews: 20, Complete

Totally cracked one shot of Optimus and Ironhide talking about their femmes and their mojo!

Out of the Ashes Hope Arises 2: Optimus Six Vorns

2009-06-28T08:12:14-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Humor
Optimus Prime & Ironhide
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,757, Reviews: 10, Complete

The second one shot of the series. The first dealth with Optimus' birth. This one shot deals with the developing relationship between Ironhide and Optimus. A father and son type bond. Please enjoy. ROTF MOVIE SPOILER ALERT

Out of the Ashes Hope Arises

2009-06-26T15:02:58-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Angst/Humor
Optimus Prime & Ironhide
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,889, Reviews: 16, Complete

SPOILER ALERT! ROTF MOVIE THEMES MENTIONED DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE. A small one shot showing the birth of Optimus Prime told mainly from Ironhide's POV. Some angst and humor. Please enjoy.

Egg Slag, Suds, and Sparkmates

2009-06-22T08:29:54-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Optimus Prime & Prowl
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,673, Reviews: 29, Complete

After a wreck, Optimus desperately needs a cleaning so Elita helps him.Also, since said SIC was involved, Prowl also needs a cleaning.So of course Jazz is more than eager to help.Mature rating for hot, steamy shower scenes. Optimus x Elita. Prowl x Jazz

Fallen

2009-06-07T16:27:39-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K
Angst/Family
Prowl & Bumblebee
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,654, Reviews: 21, Complete

Set in the 2007 movieverse. Prowl arrives on Earth and is told of Jazz's fate. The entire one shot is told through Bumblebee's POV. Warning: tissues may be required.

Mech's Night Out

2009-02-20T08:37:20-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Skyfire/Jetfire & Optimus Prime
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,432, Reviews: 12, Complete

Jetfire meets up with Optimus and some of his officers at a space station for a night of fun. My first Jetfire! A totally cracked fic I did just for fun!

Forever My Valentine

2009-02-14T15:56:32-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K
Romance/Angst
Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 1, Words: 949, Reviews: 15, Complete

Sad little fic about Prowl and Jazz. Set in the 2007 movie universe.

A Christmas Story

2008-12-29T10:44:56-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Family
Optimus Prime & Elita One
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,866, Reviews: 11, Complete

Sorry for the lame title. But that was the best I could do! This is a Bday and Xmas present for plenoptic. Hope you dont mind I went for humor and fluff. Optimus and Elita's children have a surprise for their parents. Bee and the twins help...a little.

Oops! What Do You Mean, Oops!

2008-10-26T19:42:54-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Humor/Family
Optimus Prime
Chapters: 40, Words: 83,409, Reviews: 617, Complete

Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!

Never Make A Bet With Your Femme And Expect To Win

2008-08-10T03:45:31-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: M
Humor/Friendship
Optimus Prime & Elita One
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,013, Reviews: 21, Complete

Optimus Prime makes a bet with his bonded sparkmate, Elita-One and loses. The lugnut manages to drag his best friend, Ultra Magnus into it. And now both mechs have to pay up. Warning: holoform hot and hard bodies on display! CH 2 holoform smut opt/lita

Energized on High Grade

2008-08-05T22:01:51-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Optimus Prime & Elita One
Chapters: 3, Words: 12,694, Reviews: 35, Complete

post2007movie. Response to challenge. This is my version of what happens when Optimus Prime, Autobot leader and mech wrecker, drinks high grade. Last bonus chapter added! Optimus and Elita get a surprise or two. Hide and Mia get busy sparking!

A Daughter's Gift

2008-05-17T14:21:21-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K
Family/General
Elita One
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,727, Reviews: 9, Complete

Holiday one shot. Elita's receives her first mother's day gift from her children.

Alone

2008-03-06T23:55:47-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Optimus Prime & Megatron
Chapters: 11, Words: 18,062, Reviews: 102, In-Progress

This is a story of two brothers,Optimus and Megatron.We see them start off as two loving brothers.But through a series of events that are beyond their control we see them drift further and further apart.ch11Megs is in for a shock when sparring withhis bro

A Happy Valentine's Day

2008-02-13T18:39:05-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: K
Romance/General
Optimus Prime & Elita One
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,024, Reviews: 10, Complete

Holiday oneshot. Optimus and Elita's very first Valentine's Day on Earth.

Hope's Journey

2008-01-11T19:45:07-08:00

Author: optimus prime 007
Transformers/Beast Wars
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Angst
Optimus Prime & Elita One
Chapters: 36, Words: 107,082, Reviews: 348, Complete

movieverse Optimus Prime is unaware that Elita had given birth to his daughter.A daughter who is now alone and trying to find her father.Will she find him?Will he learn the fate of his sparkmate?ch 36 Final chapter: Kaceystar completes her journey.