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Lex Talionis

2009-09-10T05:41:40-08:00

Author: Foodstamp
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Crime
Pairing: Stan M. & Kyle B.
Chapters: 4, Words: 75,755, Reviews: 176 Updated: 9-10-09 Published: 3-18-08
Status: In-Progress

Years after losing contact with their childhood friends, Detectives Marsh and McCormick pick up a domestic abuse case that exposes their own dark history. Kenny's POV, StanxKyle and secret pairings, mature. Still need to post the epilogue, sorry!

Plastic

2009-04-07T02:13:57-08:00

Author: Foodstamp
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Stan M. & Kyle B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,086, Reviews: 36 Published: 4-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Stan is out of jail and trying to live a normal life in South Park, but the neighborhood is full of children, and there's one very familiar face preventing him from moving on. StanxKyle, KennyxButters, references to pedophilia. Two parts.

King Me

2008-06-12T04:28:57-08:00

Author: Foodstamp
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Stan M. & Kyle B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,437, Reviews: 39 Published: 6-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Owing to a town superstition, winning Prom King may be Stan’s last chance to save his relationship with Wendy. Unfortunately, she and Cartman have different ideas, and Kyle would look pretty hot in a tiara. StanxWendy, eventual StanxKyle.

Sutures

2008-02-16T12:57:20-08:00

Author: Foodstamp
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Kenny M. & Kyle B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,473, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-16-08
Status: Complete

Just another night in suburbia. Kenny thinks true understanding is worth dying for. Nonslash StanxKyle and KennyxKyle friendship, typical teenagery stuff.

November

2008-02-05T02:55:29-08:00

Author: Foodstamp
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Crime
Pairing: Kenny M. & Kyle B.
Chapters: 4, Words: 20,550, Reviews: 96 Updated: 2-5-08 Published: 11-28-07
Status: In-Progress

When Stan and Kyle decide to take their relationship a step further, they unearth some secrets with the potential to break them apart. Kenny refuses to let that happen and launches his own investigation. StanxKyle, angst. Kenny's POV.

Syllables

2008-01-17T03:09:20-08:00

Author: Foodstamp
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Stan M. & Kyle B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,012, Reviews: 79 Published: 1-17-08
Status: Complete

Kyle thinks Stan can't write haiku to save his life. A robbery at the gas station gives them a chance to test that theory. StanxKyle, violence, character death, major angst. Oneshot.

Comeuppance of the Cart God

2008-01-03T16:35:23-08:00

Author: Foodstamp
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Craig T. & Tweek T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,016, Reviews: 58 Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

Tweek finally tells Thomas to shove off, and the orange smoothies hit the fan. Other casualties include sweaters, sausages, and several hundred cheese squares. CraigxTweek, CraigxThomas, crack!fic fluff. Oneshot, thank goodness.