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Goldfish

2009-10-27T17:40:08-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,690, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

House is walking to the cafeteria, and Wilson's office door is open, inside, he finds some Goldfish... really, how much Havoc can be caused by goldfish, one might ask? Well, you'll just have to read and find out...

Inner Revolution

2009-08-20T10:23:18-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Russia
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,413, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-20-09
Status: In-Progress

Ivan has been second guessing his decisions lately, wondering if it was the right thing- no matter how fun it was to torture other countries. How does he deal with it? Simple- beat himself into submission. Who wins the battle, Ivan or his mind? ONESHOT.

Anime Boston

2009-07-17T22:22:27-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Crossover: Anime X-overs and Suite Life series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,358, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-17-09 Published: 7-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Anime Boston has once again come to Boston, but the Sheraton is booked! Mr. Tipton takes advantage of the situation and offers the Tipton as a place for the cosplayers to stay! A World Meeting is booked in the Tipton, but is it Hetalia fans in reality?

Alchemy Exam: The Play

2009-06-22T07:47:59-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,096, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-22-09
Status: In-Progress

Yes, this years Alchemy Exam was pre-determind by the Fuhrer who just recently decided he liked Romeo and Juliet. Too bad plays are never put on in the Alchemy world, luckily Schezka has read it and the Fuhrer makes it her job to put on the play! ONWARD!

In Soviet Russia Flame Snaps You!

2009-05-18T16:54:32-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Tragedy
Pairing: Roy M. & F. Archer
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,887, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-18-09
Status: In-Progress

SPOILER ALERT FOR ENTIRE FMA SERIES! Alright, you've been warned. Roy Mustang was not seen beyond the gate, and either was Frank Archer. This is because, rather than Germans... they were Russians during WW2 under Stalin. Possible character death, maybe...

ALCHEMIST SHOWDOWN

2009-04-20T06:52:57-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,188, Reviews: 26 Updated: 4-20-09 Published: 6-10-08
Status: In-Progress

Two characters battle out to see who is coolest. Host is SWEENEY TODD, judges are PEIN, AANG, and KIBA With occasional guest judge... Contestants so far include Sasuke, L, Edward Elric, Neji, Light, and Roy Mustang. Vash and Zolf Kimbley have shown up...

The Wizard Alchemist

2009-04-19T20:22:57-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,703, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-19-09 Published: 2-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Sirius Black falls through the archway into Alchemy world. Spoiler Alert for 5th Harry Potter book/movie and for FMA movie and FMA episodes from 45-ish to the end. Er, yeah, the titel name isn't really the story... almost nothing to do with it really.

The Akatsuki sleep over: TOBI!

2009-04-08T18:47:31-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tobi
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,082, Reviews: 12 Updated: 4-8-09 Published: 2-24-08
Status: In-Progress

Tobi organizes a suprise sleep over for Deidara's birthday.

Another Member of the Family

2008-12-01T13:30:06-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Humor
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 717, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Edward an Bella decide to go swimming on a cloudy day, there's more poeple there than expected. When Edward gets kicked in the face by a stranger... well who suffers more? Sorry, horrible at choosing Genres... not so good at summaries either... am I?

Alchemist or Evil Sorcerer?

2008-11-07T16:10:05-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Roy M. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,085, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-7-08
Status: In-Progress

This story is about Fullmetal and Flame Alchemists being sent on an assignment together. It to stop someone from attempting human alchemy... and they're in Ishbal... They show up in the middle of the human transmutation... and end up on Medival Earth.

Ishbal Massacre

2008-10-30T22:26:28-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 758, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

Roy has a dream about the Ishbal Massacre... but is what he discovers the truth, or just his feelings on what happened? Oneshot

Deidara, Sasori, and the chocolate factory

2008-10-14T07:58:16-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,538, Reviews: 13 Updated: 10-14-08 Published: 4-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Sasori is hurt and needs to be saved, he meets Oompa-loompas, Deidara doesn't trust them. Better than the summary. Read and Review, for Tobi.

Who wants to be a millionaire Naruto style

2008-10-13T13:57:38-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Itachi U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 12, Words: 10,513, Reviews: 53 Updated: 10-13-08 Published: 2-14-08
Status: In-Progress

Who wants to be a millionaire... duh. Rated T because I say everything is rated T because that is how I do... It is probably less... This summary is lame, but the story is better. Chapter 3 and on are the best. Read and Review so I can be happy.

Tobi and Deidara

2008-09-10T17:20:47-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Deidara & Itachi U.
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,605, Reviews: 28 Updated: 9-10-08 Published: 1-31-08
Status: In-Progress

Not a yaoi fic. What happens when Tobi bothers Deidara a little too much? I say its rated T, but I'm not sure. I figured better safe than sorry. Oh, and potterandanimelover made half of this with me.

The Game

2008-09-05T21:21:44-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: L & Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,128, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-5-08
Status: In-Progress

This is a story about L's typical thoughts on 'is Light Kira' This is not yaoi despite the title being 'The Game.'

Neutral Zone planet Shiranai: The Naruto World?

2008-08-11T08:56:36-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 614, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-11-08
Status: In-Progress

When Captain Jean-Luc Picard and company get orders to investigate a planet that was covered from the scanners by energy chakra they investigate the planet, but when they are found out by the Leaf Village, they are not exactly given a warm welcome...

The Bridge of DEATH!

2008-07-02T11:54:11-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,116, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Random characters cross the Bridge of Death from Monty Python and let's see who lives and who flies off the cliff!

Hidan

2008-06-30T10:13:35-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Hidan
Chapters: 1, Words: 479, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-30-08
Status: In-Progress

Hidan's future. His head is found in a mine in this point in time 2007 and his body is reconstructed by the government. What happens when he meets an unlikely 'friend' so called? Read to find out.

Mix and Mingle

2008-06-27T12:14:43-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,184, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-27-08 Published: 3-8-08
Status: In-Progress

Naruto... Pirates of the Carribean... Pokemon... and Ranger's Apprentice. All very good and I think well mixed together. Not just randomly really either. Just check it out. It won't kill you. Click on the blue thing. Come on, R & R, please! For them!

Crazy

2008-06-20T08:43:41-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,761, Reviews: 13 Updated: 6-20-08 Published: 2-10-08
Status: Complete

Just randomness, but worth reading for a laugh. Rated T because it is... and HinataStar actually thought of this. So... enjoy. I'm putting a twist on it now. Please ask questions, the people will change every chapter.

Itachi's Memory

2008-05-22T13:12:35-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,688, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-22-08 Published: 3-9-08
Status: Complete

It is the same dream as Sasuke has, but with a different perspective. You can get this without reading Sasuke's Memory first you know... Instead of saying He was on the floor crying and looking at Sasuke, it should say looking at Itachi. Sorry about that.

Akatsuki go to camp

2008-05-18T08:14:40-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tobi
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,583, Reviews: 13 Updated: 5-18-08 Published: 5-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Tobi's true self is revealed... kind of. Pretty serious... but not really all that serious.

Akatsuki Home Videos

2008-04-23T16:18:59-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,101, Reviews: 14 Updated: 4-23-08 Published: 2-17-08
Status: In-Progress

Just some random deciding of what videos to watch followed by the videos themselves. So Read and Review so the Akatsuki can go back to their lives.

Interdementional Chat Room What?

2008-04-22T14:50:27-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,422, Reviews: 18 Updated: 4-22-08 Published: 3-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Harry Potter and Naruto characters in a chat room... that's how it starts. Then Itachi and Ginny talk, and decide to meet up on the edge of Konoha. Read to figure it out... I've only gotten so far... with help from potterandanimelover of coarse.

Leap Year

2008-04-19T06:52:19-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 647, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-19-08 Published: 2-24-08
Status: In-Progress

It's leap year and what will Squidward do this time? Rated K plus because I know it isn't rated T. Ok, so enjoy. It is NOT a one shot. No flaming and no bad words in the reviews please. R & R

April Fools

2008-04-02T17:55:06-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 446, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-2-08
Status: In-Progress

The Sand siblings. You don't need to read this if you click on the title by the way. It is about... nevermind. You don't really care if you don't push the title anyways...

Commercailism Kakuzu the Advertizer

2008-03-29T13:27:47-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kakuzu & Itachi U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,433, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-29-08 Published: 2-13-08
Status: In-Progress

Rated T, but may be lower. Kakuzu does commercials for... you guessed it, money. But who is watching tv when the commercial plays? Let's just say Itachi on camera and tv... not a good idea. The store owner is named Ms. Rutchlander, it cut her name out.

A dream, a curse, a coward, and a dark lord

2008-03-26T18:33:46-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery
Pairing: James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 367, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-26-08
Status: In-Progress

A dream I had. This one has Sirius, James, Remus, and Peter... as main characters. Please read and review. I actually think it isn't bad. I'll continue it even though I already woke up...

Drake and Josh: MEGAN!

2008-03-26T18:09:33-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Drake & Josh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 2, Words: 553, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-26-08 Published: 3-12-08
Status: In-Progress

A dream I had... odd, no?

Itachi are you blind man?

2008-03-25T13:08:30-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 272, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

Itachi is sent to the eye doctors and is told he needs GLASSES. What happens. Well of coarse he doesn't want them! R and R for me please.

Sasuke's Memory

2008-03-08T13:37:12-08:00

Author: Rockcrab
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,228, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-8-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke is about to go to sleep and he has a re-occuring nightmare, read it... it's better than the summary. Ok. Do one thing for me if you aren't going to read this. First, click the title, and then... you'll see. Oh and I don't own Naruto the series.