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Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots

2009-10-25T10:35:55-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,098, Reviews: 72 Updated: 10-25-09 Published: 1-28-08
Status: Complete

An assortment of Harry Potter one shots starting with my first: "Ron and Hermione deal with the aftermath of having Harry take care of their toddler. Much to their dismay, he proves to be a corrupting influence." Will be updated from time to time.

Lost Soul

2009-10-15T06:03:55-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Crossover: Harry Potter and Dresden Files
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Mystery
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,887, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-15-09
Status: Complete

Bad things are going down in Chicago, bad supernatural things. So what's new? A green-eyed mage from Britain arrives and hires Dresden to locate something. Once again, Dresden finds himself caught up in matters above his pay grade. No slash.

World Domination in Three Easy Steps

2009-08-30T11:07:36-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Orson Scott Card
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,000, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-30-09
Status: Complete

A short piece of Ender's Game fanfiction: Peter and Valentine plot to rule the world. An alternative that lightly mocks the events of Chapter 9 and Card's affinity for the Übermensch. Rated M to be safe - see warning.

A Mother In Law's Love

2009-06-20T09:10:57-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Molly W.
Chapters: 5, Words: 34,319, Reviews: 84 Updated: 6-20-09 Published: 3-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Distraught over Ginny’s death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.

The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody

2009-06-06T12:36:52-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,195, Reviews: 39 Published: 6-6-09
Status: Complete

At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.

Hallows and Pathos

2009-02-27T13:26:38-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 17,473, Reviews: 60 Published: 2-27-09
Status: Complete

A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.

Moonless Night

2008-12-20T07:03:09-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,663, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Bad things happen on moonless nights. Naruto embarks on a final mission, one that brings duty, betrayal, and his feelings for a pink-haired kunoichi to the fore. Naruto/Sakura. AU after timeskip.

The Game Is Afoot

2008-09-17T12:37:01-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Daphne G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 18,959, Reviews: 39 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

The War is over. Harry and Ginny plan a life together, then Harry disappears without a trace. Eight years later, Ginny wants answers. And where does Daphne fit in? A Harry/Ginny/Daphne anti-romance.

Scourgify: The Power He Knows Not

2008-08-07T22:51:43-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,816, Reviews: 47 Updated: 8-7-08 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

Mentally damaged, Harry defeats the Dark Lord with the only spell in his arsenal: Scourgify. A collection of drabbles with a common theme of Voldemort kill-offs. Will be updated as inspiration hits. Many appear in Crys's "1001 Deaths of Lord Voldemort."

Harry James Potter: Anagram

2008-07-17T22:00:27-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 318, Reviews: 69 Published: 7-17-08
Status: Complete

The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .

Detention in Defense

2008-05-30T16:33:07-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,308, Reviews: 45 Published: 5-30-08
Status: Complete

Post-PS AU: At the start of Harry’s second year, Dobby fails to close the portal to platform nine and three quarters fast enough. Harry boards and becomes fast friends with Ginny; this has profound implications for them and the Magical World writ large.

Dagger and Rose

2008-05-07T17:26:07-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Fleur D.
Chapters: 17, Words: 85,159, Reviews: 967 Updated: 5-7-08 Published: 3-24-08
Status: Complete

Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.

River Run

2008-04-29T23:48:00-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Hannah A. & Lee J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,239, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

The great war ended years ago. Two old friends meet after long separation, each carrying baggage of the past. Can they set aside their differences and recover what they lost? Hannah/Lee

India

2008-04-04T10:48:53-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: OC & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,279, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

The real hero of Deathly Hallows was Hedwig; this is her story. A canon-compliant, Deathly Hallows era, spy/military/action/thriller with Hedwig as protagonist. Hedwig/Phantom .

101 Uses of the Fidelius Charm: Number 62, Dueling

2008-02-09T06:34:43-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,183, Reviews: 19 Published: 2-9-08
Status: Complete

A duel between Professor Snape and Harry in the former's Defense class leaves Harry insane, Professor Snape, gender challenged, and Professor Dumbledore, exposed. What's not to like? One-shot. Setting: HBP AU. DLP TGYH challenge response.

Ministerial Kneepads

2008-01-29T21:35:06-08:00

Author: Perspicacity
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Rita S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,111, Reviews: 27 Published: 1-29-08
Status: Complete

Rita Skeeter, in search of a scoop on Harry's love life, sneaks into Harry's flat and finds much more than she expected. One-shot. Setting: Post-DH AU. DLP TGYH challenge response.