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With Flowers In Her Girdle And Wax In Her Ears

2009-11-11T12:56:27-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-11-09
Status: Complete

Goldberry takes an inventive approach towards learning to live with a poetry-spouting headcase.

Playing For Keeps

2009-06-09T01:39:57-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Star Trek: 2009
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: C. Pike & M. Scott/Scotty
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,219, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

In the end, the fate of the Centaurian slug is decided by an inadvisable game of poker.

The Brave and the Bold and the Slightly Illegal

2009-04-07T22:00:30-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 14, Words: 44,935, Reviews: 86 Updated: 4-7-09 Published: 12-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Being the swashbuckling story of the JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANKH-MORPORK, an insidious band of vigilantes whose evil might be thwarted only through the efforts of mild-mannered journalist SAM VIMES JR., his father's ghost, & eighteen dead, goldfishy sidekicks!

The Purchase Of A One Horse, Open Sleigh

2008-10-19T10:34:23-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,600, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

The Vimes family are taking the long-that is to say, scenic-way home from Uberwald, but certain preparations must be completed first, which may involve loss of life, limb, or ear. Plotless and somewhat fluffy gift!fic for Roruna. You have been warned.

Angua Von Uberwald, A Lycanthropic Compromise

2008-08-09T02:03:06-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,039, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-9-08
Status: Complete

More angsty snapshots in time, the subject being our very favorite angsty werewolf. Of course. Forgive me. Also, I keep changing the title! Sorry 'bout that.

The Perils Of Smoking Out Back

2008-07-01T00:26:35-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,611, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

It wasn't even as if Vimes liked cigarettes. But, well, you had to respect the timing. And after all, nicotine was nicotine. Right? *This fanfiction sponsored by Pantweed's Slim Panatellas -tm-*

When Realms Collide

2008-06-29T17:52:41-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,001, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-29-08
Status: Complete

ANGSTY SLASH. Also, technical difficulties, for though it is said one must never meddle in the affairs of slashers, well, since when have watchmen listened to good advice? Warning: utter, utter pointless crack, and the shameless abuse of the term 'meta'.

The Eyes Of The World

2008-06-28T01:56:32-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Denethor & Sauron
Chapters: 1, Words: 740, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-28-08
Status: Complete

Denethor looks and is blinded.

Wherefore Ducks? And Other Stories

2008-06-22T00:08:40-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 15, Words: 38,236, Reviews: 64 Updated: 6-22-08 Published: 3-1-08
Status: Complete

Read the chronicles of Ankh-Morpork's Finest as they struggle valiantly to keep The Truth away from That Nosy De Worde's ears, The Convenient Lies out of That Bloody Slant's hands, and The Nobbs out of Mr. Scrope's Family Institution! **COMPLETE!**

Of Cats and Conmen

2008-06-08T00:01:17-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,839, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-8-08 Published: 2-9-08
Status: In-Progress

It might have been Fate, but it was probably Fortune. Two old friends, fellows, and famous fraudsters meet in the Watch's cells. And if one of them is a pwetty wittle putty tat and the other a respected citizen, well, what of it? Everyone needs a day job.

Ankh Morpork Malady: Or, Where Alchemists Go Wrong

2008-02-15T16:19:21-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 15, Words: 37,018, Reviews: 71 Updated: 2-15-08 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Madam comes to Ankh-Morpork! Vimes' desk explodes! Angua blacks out! Sybil darns Vimes' socks! COULD THERE BE A CONNECTION? Venture on, dear reader, to find out. **COMPLETE!**

Havelock Vetinari, Flamingo and Boy

2008-01-03T01:38:56-08:00

Author: Gogol
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,013, Reviews: 16 Updated: 1-3-08 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Series of snapshots covering the supposed life and times of Havelock Vetinari. Read at your own risk.