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Puzzle Pieces

2009-03-30T18:47:51-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,118, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-30-09
Status: Complete

Love isn't always passion and lust and sex that makes you want to scream the roof down. Sometimes it's just someone to weather the storm with.

White Lace

2009-03-11T15:44:10-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Albus S. P. & Scorpius M.
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,021, Reviews: 29 Updated: 3-11-09 Published: 12-27-08
Status: In-Progress

It really wasn't their fault. It was Rose's, mostly. Companion piece to The Antics of One James Sirius Potter, Chaser, but it's not necessary to read that one first, if at all. Slash, but clean slash, Albus/Scorpius

Once

2009-02-18T10:52:14-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

She was beautiful, once. Leah drabble.

Caribbean Nights

2009-02-03T18:35:15-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 10, Words: 19,496, Reviews: 53 Updated: 2-3-09 Published: 1-3-09
Status: In-Progress

Neither came to Isle Esme looking for romance, but that didn't stop the hostess. Accurate spelling and grammar. AH Canon Pairings Later Lemons

Of Quagmires and Exit Strategies

2009-02-03T16:24:26-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,169, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-3-09
Status: In-Progress

So when you say 'a quagmire with no exit strategy,' you're talking about our relationship, right?

Holiday in Spain

2009-01-28T07:26:11-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Emmett & Rosalie
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,820, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-28-09
Status: In-Progress

Some days are harder than others. AH AU M for language Emmett/Rosalie

Her Own Happily Ever After

2009-01-13T18:28:58-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Leah & Quil Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,861, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-13-09
Status: Complete

They will write their own happily ever after. Leah/Quil Post-BD spoilers. M for language.

The Antics of One James Sirius Potter, Father

2009-01-01T10:46:03-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,017, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-1-09
Status: In-Progress

James Sirius and Isolde tackle parenthood in the sequel to The Antics of One James Sirius Potter, Chaser. Between bizarre baby names and overbearing mothers, this baby will turn out interesting, at least! SEQUEL

The Antics of One James Sirius Potter, Chaser

2008-12-25T16:37:17-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 16,423, Reviews: 38 Updated: 12-25-08 Published: 9-20-08
Status: Complete

His fiancee is the daughter of his Uncle's greatest enemy. His brother is gay. And James Sirius himself? He's doing alright. For the moment. Accurate spelling and grammar for your convenience.

Happily Ever After

2008-12-09T18:54:06-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,464, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-9-08
Status: In-Progress

AU AH Life is not a fairytale, as all eight Twilighters are about to find out. Join them as they divorce, fight custody battles, and find out what it means to fall in love again. AU AH Proper spelling and grammar for your convenience.

Cruelest Mercy

2008-10-22T15:18:47-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Carlisle
Chapters: 1, Words: 639, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-22-08
Status: Complete

You wish you could save them all and then you ask yourself; is it really mercy you're giving? Carlisle Cullen thinks about what it means to be merciful. Oneshot.

Bright and Beautiful

2008-10-14T21:26:18-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 545, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-14-08
Status: Complete

This world cannot endure something so bright and beautiful as they are. Oneshot

Nobodies

2008-09-03T15:57:30-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 574, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-3-08
Status: Complete

It's nice to be a nobody once in awhile.

Sheer Galleon Number

2008-08-29T18:17:18-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Emmeline V. & Regulus B.
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,484, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-29-08 Published: 8-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Emmeline Vance hates arrogance more than anything else in the world, except perhaps her father. So how, then, did she fall for Regulus Black?

Hardly Romantic

2008-08-24T20:05:34-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Marlene M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,333, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-24-08
Status: Complete

Because our days are numbered and romance can wait. GPxMM Oneshot Drabble-ish

Unsung

2008-08-19T19:37:04-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Regulus B. & Emmeline V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-19-08
Status: Complete

They're a hundred miles apart on the worst night of their lives. RegulusxEmmeline Oneshot Drabble

Of Knowledge

2008-08-09T09:35:46-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Leah
Chapters: 1, Words: 689, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-9-08
Status: Complete

Four things Leah Clearwater knows. Oneshot

Paper and Ink

2008-07-11T17:11:46-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 973, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-11-08
Status: Complete

Dorcas burns her world of paper and ink. DorcasxFabian drabble

Shoot the Moon

2008-06-19T18:30:24-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Marlene M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,857, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-19-08
Status: Complete

Marlene McKinnon's heart broke for the first time when she was sixteen. MMxSB, eventual SBxEV and MMxGP Songfic Oneshot

Dream Magic

2008-06-19T09:06:09-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Pairing: Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,603, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-19-08
Status: Complete

At the end of the day, that's all dream magic is, just dust and dead insects and maybe a few memories if you're lucky. Luna Lovegood Oneshot

Of Tears

2008-06-18T13:53:05-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,861, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-18-08 Published: 6-17-08
Status: In-Progress

The one thing they regret is not being able to cry. Their dreams, were they able to dream, would be forged of tears.

Of Regret

2008-06-15T10:42:04-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Emmeline V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,286, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Emmeline Vance learns to forgive. xxI am your daughter and you are my father and there is no more regret.xx

Of Wins and Losses

2008-06-15T06:42:41-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Emmeline V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,631, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-15-08
Status: Complete

She's a little bit sad that she'll never see the Order win, but she's glad that, at last, they've won. Oneshot.

Fairytale

2008-06-14T09:16:29-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Marlene M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 781, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-14-08
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, a girl fell in love. MMxGP Drabble

Breakdown

2008-06-10T12:50:11-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Emmeline V. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,888, Reviews: 21 Published: 6-10-08
Status: Complete

Emmeline Vance does not cry. Oneshot.

Convenience

2008-05-26T11:28:00-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Narcissa M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 18, Words: 15,577, Reviews: 24 Updated: 5-26-08 Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

A marriage of convenience? Perhaps. And perhaps not. Perhaps the greatest love story ever told? She wishes it were so. LxN

Come Round Soon

2008-05-26T11:08:04-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Marlene M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,750, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-26-08
Status: Complete

His porcelain doll is broken and it's all his fault. Songfic Oneshot

Static

2008-05-26T07:43:20-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,506, Reviews: 12 Updated: 5-26-08 Published: 5-25-08
Status: Complete

Alice is static.

Hero

2008-05-25T19:13:00-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 559, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-25-08
Status: Complete

Peter Pettigrew knows he is not a hero.

Make Mud

2008-05-25T18:48:59-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Angelina J. & Lee J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,024, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-25-08
Status: Complete

Angelina knows it's wrong. Oneshot.

Closed Eyes

2008-04-12T10:29:59-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 758, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-12-08
Status: Complete

Lily Potter will not close her eyes. xxWhen she closes her eyes, she sees the bodies, she tastes the blood, she hears the screams, and she knows the truth.xx

Lilacs and Old Lace

2008-03-25T15:09:31-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 512, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley are ready for an intervention.

You Know You're a Slytherin When

2008-03-25T14:26:06-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-25-08
Status: In-Progress

A list. Detailing certain habits that all Slytherins will have. It's just for fun, kids. Don't get too excited.

Gone

2008-03-22T08:30:54-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 826, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-22-08
Status: Complete

Frank and Alice are gone and she has a child to raise. XxThe words “Mum” and “Dad” will, for Neville, bring pictures of wasted hands and a hospital bed.xX Oneshot

Hate Confessions

2008-03-20T11:52:31-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rodolphus L. & Bellatrix L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 484, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-20-08
Status: Complete

He hates her, but he's trapped in a whirlwind of pride and can't get out.

It Remains

2008-03-19T18:36:53-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 725, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Even when he's dead, his love for her and the pain it caused remains. XxSeverus Snape has a name that sounds like a snake's hiss and he resents it.xX

What Keeps You Sane

2008-03-13T17:38:12-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,332, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

Amelia Bones instinctively knew that falling in love with someone gave them the power to rip your heart out and hand it to you. But that didn't stop her from falling in love anyway. After all, it's what keeps you sane. Rated M for suggestions.

Broken Dreams

2008-03-04T10:40:51-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 795, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-4-08 Published: 2-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Arya can remember Faolin, but she tries not to, most of the time. Fiveshot, giving insight to five little Arya pity parties.

Moments

2008-03-04T10:26:57-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 1,609, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-4-08 Published: 1-3-08
Status: In-Progress

A collection of various drabbles that take a peek into the lives of the Cullens. Canon pairings.

They Dance

2008-02-25T16:58:32-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Emmeline V. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,872, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-25-08
Status: Complete

Emmeline is his dancer. SBxEV Oneshot.

Princess

2008-02-21T08:26:15-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 615, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-21-08
Status: Complete

Rodolphus hates to see his princess cry. RLxBL Oneshot.

Random Moments

2008-02-21T08:03:08-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 961, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-21-08 Published: 2-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Random moments in the lives of Harry Potter characters. Will feature Golden Trio, Marauder Era, Second Generation, and everyone in between. Proper spelling and grammar for your convenience.

Stereotype

2008-02-03T18:36:54-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Emmeline V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 979, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-3-08
Status: Complete

Emmeline Vance has always hated stereotypes. Brief EVxSB

When We Were Heroes

2008-02-02T07:05:53-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,301, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-2-08 Published: 1-19-08
Status: In-Progress

A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and flashfics starring the heroes from the Marauder Era. Pairings are varied and will be specified at the beginning of every chapter. Rating subject to change.

Broken

2008-01-22T14:21:06-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Lucius M. & Narcissa M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 499, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

He had to break her. But he didn't realize that sometimes, broken things can't be fixed. And sometimes, that the price you pay to break it? It just isn't worth it. A short drabbleish Lucissa oneshot. Warnings: Abusive Lucius.

Ice

2008-01-22T06:05:24-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Narcissa M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 954, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

The first time she saw him, she knew she had to have him. But she forgot that he came at a price. Lucissa oneshot.

Banana Pancakes

2008-01-18T15:21:48-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 686, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-18-08
Status: Complete

A five part drabble fic that is purely fluff, set one morning when Bella wakes up to find Edward next to her. T just in case. ExB

Worth It

2008-01-16T20:16:34-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 979, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-16-08
Status: Complete

Nasuada recieves a surprise one evening as she steps out for a breath of fresh air. Oneshot. MxN. Fluffy.

Irrational

2008-01-15T19:59:12-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,594, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-15-08
Status: Complete

Nasuada knows that love is irrational. So does Murtagh. And irrational is exactly the way their love is. Oneshot. MxN

Sometimes

2008-01-13T19:01:35-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,138, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-13-08
Status: Complete

Arya comes to the conclusion that sometimes, wishes aren't enough. A short oneshot. AxF

Call Me Irresponsible

2008-01-13T13:04:00-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 722, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-13-08
Status: Complete

James can't clean up after himself. Lily is getting tired of being a maid. Songfic. Rated T for precautionary reasons.

What Drowning Feels Like

2008-01-06T19:03:52-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,042, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-6-08
Status: Complete

Arya feels like she's drowning. Faolin isn't helping, for the moment at least. A short oneshot. Rating changed to T. AxF, of course.

Complete

2008-01-06T16:45:35-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,704, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-6-08 Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

A fourshot sequel to Static, detailing four pivotal events in Alice's life, starting with her change to a vampire and ending with Jasper's perspective on his wife. Complete. JxA, of course.

Naked in the Dark

2008-01-06T12:29:06-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 957, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-6-08
Status: Complete

Arya has been taught to hide emotions and act like a proper young lady. And she does. That is, with one exception. Faolin. Rating changed to T. Oneshot. AxF, of course.

Coping

2008-01-05T22:07:20-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Emmeline V. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 953, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-5-08
Status: In-Progress

Emmeline Vance wants to drink herself into a stupor. She wants to forget that her lover is a traitor and worse. But Remus just won't let her. A oneshot. Rated T for language. No pairings. New title currently pending.

Normal

2008-01-05T21:17:06-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Emmeline V. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 923, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-5-08
Status: Complete

Emmeline Vance ponders the word normal in her flat one evening. A oneshot. Implied SBxEV.

The Worst Memory of All

2008-01-05T20:55:40-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,923, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-5-08
Status: Complete

A sad, short Arya oneshot, about her coping with Faolin's death. Rating changed to T. AxF

Lost

2008-01-04T20:11:34-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 955, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-4-08
Status: Complete

A songfic based on Michael Buble's 'Lost' exploring a conversation between Carlisle and Esme after she's changed.

The Ocean's Pull

2008-01-04T15:37:34-08:00

Author: Anomalous Anonymous
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 886, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-4-08
Status: Complete

A short oneshot about Rosalie's reaction to becoming a vampire. No pairings mentioned. T just in case!