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Kuwabara is Dead, Long Live the Honinbou

2008-02-04T03:58:25-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,423, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-4-08
Status: Complete

So, what does Kuwabara do on the last day of his life?

One Thousand Candles

2007-10-10T07:18:44-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,804, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-10-07
Status: Complete

Four years of birthdays, and not a single candle lit for Sai. Contains spoilers.

Hikaru no Go: Shorts of All Sorts

2007-10-10T07:12:29-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 10, Words: 4,012, Reviews: 25 Updated: 10-10-07 Published: 9-16-06
Status: In-Progress

Short short Hikaru no Go ficlets, too short to be posted as their own stories. Drama and humour. Contains spoilers.

Waiting for Harry

2007-07-18T03:30:18-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,215, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

Ron and Hermione are waiting for Harry to get that seventh Horcrux, and so are we. Metatextual.

Orbit

2007-07-18T03:29:14-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Final Fantasy I-VI
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

[FFIV] Kain, Cecil, Rosa, and that which lingers.

Vertigo

2007-07-18T03:27:33-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Orson Scott Card
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

[Ender's Game] Ender experiences a moment of vertigo as Dragon Army starts to come together.

Sock It To Me

2007-07-18T03:24:43-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Slam Dunk
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 235, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

Rukawa, Sakuragi, and some stinky old socks. Bad combo.

Let the Sun Be Your Guide

2007-02-18T04:51:31-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Soujiro & Kenshin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,587, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Soujiro, Kenshin, Kenji. Sixteen years of wandering. A sunset.

THE BEST KINGDOM HEARTS 2 FIC EVER

2007-02-06T04:59:37-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-6-07
Status: Complete

King Mickey has some issues with how the game ended. Very mild spoilers.

God Have Mercy

2006-09-16T03:06:44-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 551, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-16-06
Status: Complete

In his youth, Yagami Raito granted justice and peace to all the world, and for a while he was content. But when he attained the wisdom of age, he realized he must become more than a mere God of Justice. He must also become a God of Mercy.

Walking with Ghosts

2006-09-16T03:05:40-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,727, Reviews: 22 Published: 9-16-06
Status: Complete

Every five years, Touya sees a ghost on May 5.

Chrysalis

2006-09-16T02:53:47-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,244, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-16-06
Status: Complete

Sailor Moon crossover. Ami wonders how Crystal Tokyo fits into Kira's world. Very vague spoilers for Death Note chapter 87 or so, and for much of Sailor Moon R.

Memoirs of a Go Player

2006-07-20T11:50:01-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,941, Reviews: 44 Updated: 7-20-06 Published: 3-3-06
Status: Complete

The diary of Touya Akira. That is, if Touya Akira were a crazy stalker.

A Boy and His Ghost

2006-03-03T15:22:29-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 951, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-3-06
Status: Complete

Hikaru haunts. Akira mopes. Sai just floats.

Endgame

2006-02-24T18:02:11-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-24-06
Status: Complete

If Echizen's tennis had been perfect to begin with, where would Tezuka be?

Hikaru's Game

2006-02-24T18:00:57-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,921, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-24-06
Status: Complete

Ender's Game crossover. Hikaru and Touya attend a school for gifted youngsters to train them for an alien invasion. A school on a space station. Seriously. And despite this very bad description, this is not a humour fic. Spoilers for most of HnG.

While You Were in the Bathroom

2005-08-28T11:12:06-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hunter X Hunter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 360, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-28-05
Status: In-Progress

Takes place during the York Shin arc. Leorio waits for Kurapica to put on his disguise. Yeah, you know what kind of disguise I'm talking about.

Imagination

2005-08-07T19:56:42-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Slam Dunk
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,009, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-7-05
Status: Complete

Existential basketball musings, aka what makes our boys tick.

Mr Dress Up

2005-06-11T16:25:59-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 471, Reviews: 28 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

Touya shows up at the Go Institute for a match. Something is different about him. People gawk. Touya is unamused.

The Losers Circle

2005-06-11T16:20:19-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 603, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

Waya receives an interesting proposition from an older Go player. Waya considers.

Basketball for Dummies

2005-04-23T20:42:59-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Slam Dunk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,953, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-23-05
Status: Complete

In which the torch of Shohoku is sort of passed on to the next generation after much violence is done. The fifth and final story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]

Nine Ways to Kill a Fellowship

2005-03-28T22:05:07-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,289, Reviews: 39 Updated: 3-28-05 Published: 3-13-03
Status: In-Progress

If the Quest to destroy the One Ring is so darn dangerous, how come hardly any of the Fellowship die? Here's what really should have happened. [On-going]

Hair Today, Go Tomorrow

2005-03-16T23:01:29-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 54 Published: 3-16-05
Status: Complete

Touya learns exactly what Shindou thinks of his haircut. [One-shot]

Go Fish

2005-02-22T22:53:18-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,001, Reviews: 21 Published: 2-22-05
Status: Complete

Only those who are playing can see into the depths." Waya, Touya, Hikaru and a lot of fishy metaphors. Yet no plot or humour whatsoever, sadly. [One-shot]

I'm Here to Help

2005-01-08T21:09:53-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Slam Dunk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,160, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-8-05
Status: Complete

In which Kiyota is a pest, Jin is pestered, and Maki is nowhere to be seen. The fourth story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]

Threshold

2004-11-11T13:19:38-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Slam Dunk
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,473, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-11-04
Status: Complete

Fujima's seven step program to basketball success. Watch him angst it up like a soppy teenager and wax nostalgic about his time at Shoyo. The third story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]

Fishing

2004-08-10T22:17:25-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Slam Dunk
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,462, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-10-04
Status: Complete

Starring...Uozumi! And some guy named Sendoh. It's winter, and Uozumi's basketball dreams are dead but not forgotten. Memories, sushi, figuring out why Sendoh came to Ryonan, and more sushi. The second story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]

Making Peace

2004-07-28T16:35:36-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Slam Dunk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,215, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-28-04
Status: Complete

Miyagi and Mitsui discuss (argue about) the future (however uncertain) of the Shohoku basketball club (what's left of it) now that they're captain and vice-captain. But mostly they procrastinate a lot. The first story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]

My Life as a Teenage Magical Girl

2004-07-19T12:33:53-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 723, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-19-04
Status: Complete

Kagome rants for a while about how stupidly long this stupid quest is taking while her real life passes her by. Beware of excesive use of the word "stupid." [One-shot]

Coming Home Tomorrow

2004-06-09T22:06:34-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Slam Dunk
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 934, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-9-04
Status: Complete

After coming home from the fight in the gym, Mitsui realizes that he's got to rebuild more than just his basketball skills. There's that whole trust thing too. [One-shot]

The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen

2004-04-28T17:49:43-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 26,777, Reviews: 100 Updated: 4-28-04 Published: 2-16-02
Status: In-Progress

And they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. [On-going]

Three Points

2004-04-22T17:20:23-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Slam Dunk
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,255, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-22-04
Status: Complete

REVISED. Kogure is the best three point shooter on the team. And he knows that he should not be. Set before the beginning of the manga. [One-shot]

Gundam Fling

2004-02-25T15:34:20-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-25-04
Status: In-Progress

Find it too tedious to watch all of those long, drawn-out episodes of Gundam Wing? Here's your answer. Accuracy not included (Ff.net temporarily yanked this story because the rating was too low, so I've re-uploaded it).

Inverse: Or, the Slayers Frankenstein

2003-01-04T19:23:58-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Slayers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,452, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-4-03 Published: 4-12-02
Status: In-Progress

Proudly parodying Mary Shelley's novel Frankenstein, a la Slayers. Have you had your brain today? [On hold]

They Came, They Saw, and They Drank a Heckuva Lot

2002-09-01T17:41:01-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,239, Reviews: 16 Published: 9-1-02
Status: Complete

Remus and Sirius say hello and have a slightly bizarre chat after the end of PoA. Then they get drunk, if not roaringly so. Basically a buddy fic. [One-shot]

Prologuean Proportions

2002-08-31T20:36:45-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Final Fantasy I-VI
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,049, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-31-02
Status: Complete

FFIV - Just a drunken interpretation of the beginning of the game, up until our heroes leave Baron Castle. I'll admit I wrote this years ago, forgot about it, found it, and said what the hell, why not. [One-shot]

Endless Schmaltz

2002-02-18T14:48:09-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,735, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-18-02
Status: Complete

Sequel to Gundam Fling! Will the schmaltz never end? Will Bandai be able to continue selling its action figurines? That is the question. I'd really appreciate feedback on this one, since I feel it can use a lot of improvement. [One-shot]

By Moonlight

2002-01-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,849, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-24-02
Status: Complete

Kenshin ponders, weak and weary, in a shack by moonlight dreary. Then Saitoh comes in to discuss why there's a dead child over there. [One-shot]

Being a Hero

2002-01-17T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Final Fantasy I-VI
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,017, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-17-02
Status: Complete

FF6 - Being a hero is definitely all it's cracked up to be, except when it's not. Edgar realizes that it sucks to be him. [One-shot]

Adrift

2002-01-17T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Final Fantasy I-VI
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,804, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-17-02
Status: Complete

FF6 - My attempt at explaining how, with Edgar's help, Setzer decides it's worth it to gamble his life away for certain things and certain people. Square never did tell us why he bothered to stay with the party. [One-shot]

Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood!

2002-01-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Final Fantasy I-VI
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,914, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-15-02
Status: Complete

Aside from witch-burning and head-chopping, Delita hasn't much to do once he ascends the throne of Ivalice. Fortunately, familiar others shall remedy his boredom. Watch out for senseless violence! [One-shot]

I Killed a Mockingbird

2002-01-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Laziness Incarnate
Category: Breath of Fire
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,223, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-15-02
Status: Complete

BOF3 - A mockingbird is harmless and gives pleasure to all who hear its song. Nina and Rei discuss the merits of killing mockingbirds over a campfire. [One-shot]