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The Advice Columnist

2009-06-27T13:22:23-08:00

Author: Frenchie-chan
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Renji A. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,799, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-27-09 Published: 11-27-08
Status: Complete

Renji and Rukia had been engaged for almost a year. Renji had always thought that the hardest part of their romance would be confessing his feelings to Rukia. He was sorely mistaken. The hardest part would be breaking the news to Byakuya.

How Lord Andy Stole Christmas

2008-12-19T15:58:47-08:00

Author: Frenchie-chan
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,490, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-19-08
Status: Complete

Every Phan down in Phan-ville wanted Erik's Phantom filmed a lot. But Lord Andy, who lived just north of Phan-ville, DID NOT! A POTO/Grinch parody. Merry Christmas!

Abhorrence

2008-10-05T16:40:56-08:00

Author: Frenchie-chan
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,699, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-5-08 Published: 1-26-08
Status: In-Progress

Ed's voice spluttered and died within his throat. Al's tangled hair had shifted, throwing his face into sharp relief. He felt as if the bottom had dropped out of his stomach. This person... this...thing was not his little brother! It couldn't be...

The Colonel of the Opera

2008-09-23T14:46:53-08:00

Author: Frenchie-chan
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Roy M. & Riza H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,050, Reviews: 17 Updated: 9-23-08 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

What happens when you make Winry sing in an Opera? What if you put the Elrics in charge of a theatre? Or what if you gave Roy his own Disco Hall, and made Havoc do the Chicken Dance? What happens then? Click to find out. RoyxRiza.

Fluoride

2008-04-03T19:19:42-08:00

Author: Frenchie-chan
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Kyou S. & Ayame S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,323, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-3-08
Status: Complete

Kyo overhears a very interesting conversation between Shigure and Ayame. Inspired by my recent trip to the dentist.

What Really Happened

2008-03-07T06:37:46-08:00

Author: Frenchie-chan
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-7-08
Status: Complete

This is a school assignment I had entirely too much fun with. I had to write an alternate ending to Romeo and Juliet, and with my warped mind, this is the result.

A Second Chance

2008-01-25T18:07:24-08:00

Author: Frenchie-chan
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Erik & Christine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,942, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

The mindless musings of a scatterbrained schoolgirl. I wrote this when I was in middle school, and unearthed it years later. At age twelve I thought it was brilliant, but now...eh... Just read and reveiw.