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Seto's First Trip to the Grocery Store

2003-07-21T19:47:17-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 696, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-21-03
Status: In-Progress

Well...it's basically in what the title says. If you Seto fans think I'm making a fool out of him, I'm not really...I don't hate him. But just in case, don't read this. Reveiw pwease.^^

Boys in Barney

2003-03-18T16:24:25-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 970, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-18-03 Published: 3-4-03
Status: In-Progress

Joey is forced to take care...or shall we say babysit his baby cousin, Joseph. jr. And he needs all the help he can get...no, really, ALL the help he can get. (no this is not some stupid mary sue...who said it was?-.-) Flames are accepted.

Realm Sailor Scouts, A Dream Come True -Book One

2002-09-27T17:41:45-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 18, Words: 24,107, Reviews: 27 Updated: 9-27-02 Published: 1-5-02
Status: In-Progress

A new enemy has appeared on the 'real world' this time. Scout's from Japan, even the Starlights from Kinmoku, are finding the legendary Realm scouts to fightt the enemy. Is this all a dream? PLEASE PLEASE R&R!!!It's really good, I hope^^;.

World Of Music and Confusion

2002-06-29T13:44:30-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 14, Words: 12,093, Reviews: 31 Updated: 6-29-02 Published: 3-1-02
Status: Complete

My first s/u fic. Through Seiya's POV and feelings. Seiya meets a mysterious girl who helps him through his confusion with music. If he goes back to earth, whould it help him loosen up? Completed.

A Thousand Miles

2002-06-09T12:57:47-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,285, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-9-02 Published: 5-25-02
Status: In-Progress

Seiya, a rich guy who works for a famous business in New York, finally realized he needed to find her after so many years. When he finds an agency, he also finds out it's not your average agency, but the one you wouldn't expect. (Not AU) R/R

I Am the Wind

2002-05-16T21:42:21-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,490, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-16-02
Status: In-Progress

Deditcated to Haruka. She rules. And let's just say, "Doing your running lap in P.E. makes you think alot." R/R

When Sailor StarS Go Wrong

2002-05-07T13:49:37-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,352, Reviews: 22 Updated: 5-7-02 Published: 4-26-02
Status: In-Progress

Sailor StarS Blooperss which I have been planning to make for a VERY long time. Each chapter is each epsiode, so I put alot of effort into it. R/R please!!!

The Senshi runs America's Comercials!!

2002-03-22T22:41:17-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-22-02
Status: In-Progress

Everything in the title. Prepared to get 'weirded' out. Flames are ok, except for my personal stallker.

The True Confessions of Usagi Tsukino

2002-03-10T13:28:49-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,386, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-10-02 Published: 2-7-02
Status: In-Progress

No,this is not some poem. This is based on my good Lit. book.Another twist by me! A/U. Usagi is stuck on a ship to America with 3 girls and alot of men.(crew.) and here, she soons learn what's the life on the ship, and has some confessions.R&R

Starlight COOKIE!(insane chatrm of ff.net authors)

2002-02-25T21:50:58-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 22,984, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-25-02 Published: 2-18-02
Status: In-Progress

When Sailor Moon fanfic authors obssesd with starlights gets together, heres what happens.Keikosama: hehehSeiya: Hello... you look like GalxiaKeikosama: o_OKeikosama: Galaxia is goth?Seiya:I meant choas......NOW EVERYONE!! PLEASE REVEIW! ITS GOOD!!!!!!!!!

Legally BLonde

2002-02-13T21:17:30-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,044, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-13-02 Published: 2-5-02
Status: In-Progress

This is like the movie 'Legally BLonde', except with a Sailor Moon twist, heh heh ^^. THis is my first romance/humor fic, so please do not get mad at me. Tell me about the pairings too.

A Christmas Carol, Starring Yaten

2002-01-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,937, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-26-02 Published: 1-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Ok, it's too late for Christnas bit oh well. A Chrismas Carol, Yaten stlye!! PLZ R&R!

What Happened?!

2002-01-22T00:00:00-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 242, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-22-02
Status: In-Progress

Uhhh....just everyone not in their usual selfs....

Fear

2002-01-17T00:00:00-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-17-02
Status: In-Progress

This takes place in episode 172. Part of a sonfic. R&R!!!!!!!!!Also, if you want to see what this idot said for a 'reveiw' go look and see that He/she just made mr feel I have no life.

Christmas Carols and stuff

2002-01-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-11-02
Status: In-Progress

Christmas carols, sailormoon style!!! That's all, ok?!

The Nega Verse Vs. Blackmoon!!!

2002-01-08T00:00:00-08:00

Author: retardedo
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 532, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-8-02
Status: In-Progress

Since everyone is dead, the two dark forces decided to have a short war in hell. Who wil win???!!!