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the trials of jacob

2008-11-01T22:28:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Jacob
Chapters: 1, Words: 745, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-1-08, Published: 11-1-08
Status: Complete

Has anyone else noticed the similarities between vampires and cannibals?

and we shall forget

2008-11-01T22:26:36-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-1-08, Published: 11-1-08
Status: Complete

If she wasn’t dying and he had a heart, they’d be perfect. — SasoriSakura AU

for you, it's free

2008-10-30T20:18:53-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Grimmjaw & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 737, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-30-08, Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

Epic battles do not allow ‘time outs!’ — GrimmjawOrihime

the cat eye green of undiluted wine

2008-10-30T19:04:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Olette & Seifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 195, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-30-08, Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

Siefer proposes, and Olette accepts. But not right away. — RoxasOletteSeifer

you never kissed me

2008-10-19T16:07:15-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Lavi & Lenalee
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-19-08, Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

The dress brings out the highlights in her hair. And it makes her look paler. And it makes her look thin. — LaviLenalee

what's left of me

2008-10-19T16:06:09-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Ichigo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 598, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-19-08, Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Ichigo, and a girl who he knew for a couple hours…until she forgot ever meeting him.

thirteen black cats

2008-10-19T16:04:57-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Himawari K. & K. Watanuki
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-19-08, Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Don’t worry about him, he just got a little skin stuck in the zipper.

the would be depression

2008-10-19T16:03:51-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Karin
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-19-08, Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Karin tried to be depressed. She really did. But then Naruto had to go and shove her into a puddle. — NarutoKarin

the pheonix rises from the ashes

2008-10-19T16:02:10-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 504, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-19-08, Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

You will lose everything. — SakuraSasuke

lipstick collared kisses

2008-10-19T16:01:01-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Cowboy Bebop
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Faye V. & Spike S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 453, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-19-08, Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Spike has put up with her hogging the bathroom. He has suffered through her eating his food. He has endured sharing the television. But when Faye brings a man back to the Bebop, things have gone far enough. — FayeSpike

i don't have forever

2008-10-19T15:59:43-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-19-08, Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

She is seventeen and knows what she’s doing, but that’s still too young. — ItachiSakura, AU

hypothermia is fandom's ho

2008-10-19T15:58:22-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lee R. & Tenten
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-19-08, Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Good work, Tenten! That sneeze could compete with the force of a raging tempest! — LeeTenten

backup singer

2008-10-19T15:56:58-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Blood+
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Diva & Nathan
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-19-08, Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

I will make a beautiful stage for you. — DivaNathan

on the makings of a serial killer

2008-10-16T22:49:20-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Zoro & Nami
Chapters: 1, Words: 251, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-16-08, Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

There is simply no way to avoid the fact that most rowboats don’t have bathrooms. — Nami, Luffy, Zoro

world domination in thirty days and fifty minutes

2008-10-16T22:48:08-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Envy & Winry R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 289, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-16-08, Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Is it better to die with your friends, or live on without them? — EnvyWinry

dancing for rain

2008-10-16T22:46:28-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kanda & Lenalee
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-16-08, Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Kanda, on heels and rain and Lenalee and the common language of beauty. — KandaLenalee

burning paper moons

2008-10-16T22:44:46-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sakura H. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-16-08, Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Things don’t go according to plan when the wrong man stares at her all through dinner. — SakuraItachi, SakuraSasuke

happy birthday

2008-10-04T18:39:36-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Neji H. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 942, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Just because he got his girlfriend socks for her birthday does not mean that Neji is socially awkward. Well, he is. But he actually has a good reason this time. — NejiSakura

dreamscape

2008-10-04T18:38:09-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Sakura H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,067, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Are you still the same person when you live another life? Do you love the same people? Do you even know them? — NejiSakura AU

first impressions

2008-10-04T18:37:13-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Tenten & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,696, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Neji starts off high school by accidentally wearing women’s pants. — NejiTenten

postscript

2008-10-04T18:36:20-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 900, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Stop writing crappy poetry in the margins of your worksheet and apologize already! — SasukeSakura

strictly politics

2008-10-04T18:34:24-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Hinata H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,093, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

How far would you go for peace? How much could you stand to sacrifice? — HinataNeji

endangered

2008-10-04T18:33:33-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Sakura’s on a crusade to save the pandas! — Team 7

chore

2008-10-04T18:32:27-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 781, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

It’s like five jillion degrees, and someone’s gonna have to do the dishes. — Team 7

xyrophobia

2008-10-04T18:31:28-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Axel & Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 925, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

But it doesn’t feel like home. — AxelKairiRoxas

bang!

2008-10-04T18:30:33-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Deidara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Everyone’s a critic. — DeidaraSakura

trash

2008-10-04T18:13:44-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke leaves and Kakashi cannot forgive him.

remember

2008-10-04T18:12:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Rin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,251, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

On the team that could only band together at the end. — Rin, Kakashi, Obito, Minato

pitfalls of perfection

2008-10-04T18:11:43-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 865, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

My name is Marianna Anastasia Rinslet Ysabell Summer Underground Empress. But you can call me Mary Sue.

marriage

2008-10-04T18:10:11-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

The Akatsuki offers up some wise words of wisdom, for all the newlyweds out there. Particularly Sasuke and Sakura, ‘cause god knows they need all the help they can get.

inconspicuous

2008-10-04T18:09:20-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Shizune
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

No one with needles up her sleeves is as nice as she initially appears. — Shizune

unfortunate heroes

2008-10-04T18:08:29-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Itachi U. & Hanabi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 509, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Hanabi and Itachi; the impressionable child, and the man she modeled herself after. — HanabiItachi

harmony en fatal

2008-10-04T18:06:47-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Tayuya & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Tayuya possibly hated him with every fiber of her being. — TayuyaSasuke

ultimate showdown

2008-10-04T18:05:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 507, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke and Itachi, The Ultimate Showdown.

grey areas

2008-10-04T18:04:28-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Misa A. & L
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Kira doesn’t always kill for justice. — MisaL

four golden days

2008-10-04T18:03:31-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Olette & Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 545, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Olette falls in love with all the people who’ll leave. — OletteRoxas, OletteKairi

edge of eternity

2008-10-04T18:02:03-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Claire B. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Peter never catches her, but he does stop before they hit. And sometimes Claire wonders if maybe, she’d like to keep going. — PeterClaire

fluff

2008-10-04T18:01:05-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Tenten & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Sakura is finally in a happy relationship, all set out for her happy ending. Tenten is horrified.

constant vigilence

2008-10-04T17:59:51-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Misa A. & L
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

What do you mean; I have to wait until he’s eighteen? — LightMisaL

beauty and the beast

2008-10-04T17:58:55-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Pairing: Lenalee & Kanda
Chapters: 1, Words: 984, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

He only had until the last petal fell. — KandaLenalee

dearly departed

2008-10-04T17:57:54-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 935, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

There’s nothing like writing letters to your dead husband and having him write back. — HinataNaruto

the softest death

2008-09-27T23:40:38-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Haku
Chapters: 1, Words: 460, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

I smile to make dying easier. Sometimes I can’t stop. — Haku

universally dispised

2008-09-27T23:39:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Hanabi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

You can preach your equality, but really, you’re all hoping I fail. — Hanabi

razor edge of insanity

2008-09-27T23:38:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 465, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

It’s like you’re all waiting for the day I crack. — Kakashi

eternal masquerade

2008-09-27T23:37:50-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kankuro
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

Death isn’t as scary when you’ve painted monsters on your face. —Kankuro

compulsively parasitic

2008-09-27T23:36:54-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Shino A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

There is no one to loathe you quite as much as yourself. — Shino

survival of the weak

2008-09-27T23:35:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Shizune
Chapters: 1, Words: 497, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

She fought unconventionally, which is to say, she fought dirty. — Shizune

extraordinarily regular

2008-09-27T23:35:00-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Tenten
Chapters: 1, Words: 467, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

She has left behind the water dragons and the phoenix, but in mediocrity she finds her home. — Tenten

shoot at the sun

2008-09-27T23:33:54-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Lee R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

He didn’t want to be a loser. — Lee

chasing halycon days

2008-09-27T23:32:57-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 470, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

His own kindness is slowly burning him from the inside out. — Shikamaru

fight for another's dream

2008-09-27T23:31:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Tsunade
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

You cannot understand the savage joy of a fight, the strength in muscles cheated young. — Tsunade

first kiss

2008-09-27T13:13:17-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 887, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

Eh, not bad. I mean, not the best I’ve ever had but…wait, that wasn’t your first, was it? — SasukeSakura

odds

2008-09-27T13:12:07-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Pairing: Hana I. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 986, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

With a fail rate of sixty six percent, two children are left standing. — HanaItachi

imprint

2008-09-27T13:11:11-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 998, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

We’ve both left our mark on one another. — GaaraSakura

graffiti

2008-09-27T13:10:02-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

I’ll sing you a song of creepers and illegal art, the shot-down love story. — GaaraSakura

the talk

2008-09-27T13:08:50-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 14 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

Where do babies come from? — GaaraSakura

hold me

2008-09-27T13:07:45-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 16 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura

magic

2008-09-21T16:05:49-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Deidara & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,089, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-21-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

It's tough having an eleven-year-old stalker. — DeidaraTemari, Harry Potter Crossover

date

2008-09-21T16:03:45-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 417, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-21-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Hinata attempts to ask Naruto on a date. 'Attempts' is a critical word here.

cereal

2008-09-21T16:01:20-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-21-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Of cereal and television and monster trucks and tomatoes. I would advise you not to forget the tomatoes.

domestic

2008-09-21T15:59:07-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 440, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-21-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Sakura is hogging the bathroom. This is a Very Big Problem, since Naruto and Sasuke really have to pee.

wedding crashers

2008-09-21T14:31:23-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,116, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-21-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

The Akatsuki crash Sasuke and Sakura's wedding with every intention of lecturing the kiddos on safe sex.

twinkle toes

2008-09-21T14:29:42-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 681, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-21-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Deidara and Itachi are faced with the task of teaching the rest of the Akatsuki how to dance.

soup

2008-09-21T14:28:11-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-21-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Eat the damn soup or die slowly. — Akatsuki

psycho

2008-09-21T14:26:13-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 969, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-21-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

The Akatsuki meet their match in a sweet-faced psychiatrist.

bitter flame

2008-09-21T14:23:36-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 805, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-21-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

People have this tendency to remember all the bad things that happened to them in life. — SakuraSasori AU

a selfhelp guide to love

2008-09-21T14:21:51-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Anko M. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 627, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-21-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Anko is slightly drunk. Sasuke is slightly underaged.

stupid dreamers

2008-06-04T02:42:14-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Olette & Seifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-4-08, Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Eternity passes quickly when you're waiting for something that'll never happen. — SeiferOlette

oh no you didn't

2008-06-04T02:36:20-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 602, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-4-08, Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

When courting someone, there's nothing quite as impressive as shoving a katana up Andy's nose.

no yesterdays

2008-06-04T02:31:55-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 374, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-4-08, Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

The Noah is a family of black elegance and spider-web lace. She doesn't belong. — TykiLenalee

my liar

2008-06-04T02:29:29-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-4-08, Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

She was married on her twenty first birthday to a man with eyes like spiced tea, and a goofy grin that she never doubted. — TykiLulubell

love shack

2008-06-04T02:26:49-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 446, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-4-08, Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

It was only a matter of time before Sakura snapped and fed Sasuke drugs to make him horny.

love me like a rock star

2008-06-04T02:23:55-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Demyx & Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-4-08, Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes she'll turn on the radio and wonder if he's singing about her. — KairiDemyx

melodramatic rich kids

2008-06-04T02:19:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Haruhi
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-4-08, Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Put down the angel dress and no one gets hurt!

highly explosive

2008-06-04T02:16:41-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-4-08, Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Because talking to Lavi and Allen about girls and where they rank on the hotness scale was TOTALLY on Kanda's to-do list. Really.

dutiful

2008-06-04T02:14:11-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-4-08, Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Kagura and Okita continue to beat on each other, Hijikata is not amused, Gintoki slacks off, and Shinpachi worries over repair costs.

babies

2008-04-29T19:41:49-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 462, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-29-08, Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

Yeah, you should be afraid. – OkitaKagura

rin

2008-04-01T18:53:42-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Spirited Away
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Rin
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

She has the broken feet of a princess, but the long legs of a runaway. Her name is Rin, now.

wonder

2008-04-01T18:49:54-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Kagura abandons her nursing duties to, er, 'fight' with Okita, and our hero is once again left in Otae's care. Pray for Gintoki.

supahsweet

2008-04-01T18:47:33-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: L & Misa A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 15 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

L and Misa climb a fence. Don't laugh, it's hard in a skirt! — MisaL

revenge

2008-04-01T18:46:24-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Peter P. & Claire B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 259, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Three hours and twenty two minutes after his brother dies, she comes to him and says that they're going to take on the world. — PeterClaire

protector

2008-04-01T18:44:35-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sesshomaru & Kagome
Chapters: 1, Words: 202, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Sesshomaru attempts to hire Kagome as a babysitter. Cue the screaming.

old

2008-04-01T18:42:49-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sesshomaru & Kagome
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Kagome and Sesshomaru have a very intelligent and wordy conversation. About his hair. — KagomeSesshomaru

ideal

2008-04-01T18:41:16-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 207, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

You might as well have named them Romeo and Juliet, you dolt.

hawt

2008-04-01T18:38:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kagome & Miroku
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Kagome's friends find a picture of Miroku. They really, really, REALLY approve. — KagomeMiroku

casualties optional

2008-04-01T18:35:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

And all she wanted was to take her pet alien for a walk. — OkitaKagura

alternative

2008-04-01T18:33:34-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Mortal Instruments
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 103, Reviews: 16 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

You get the whiteout, I'll get the birth certificates. — JaceClary

failed hero

2008-02-12T22:26:12-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Scrapped Princess
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 643, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-12-08, Published: 2-12-08
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, there was a girl who died. He was waiting. — FullePacifica