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creative problem solving

2009-10-30T22:33:09-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: That 70's show
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Donna P. & Steven H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,247, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

Very funny, class. Now tell me which one of you turned in marijuana for your science project. — DonnaHyde

worst kind of sin

2009-09-16T19:58:12-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Hot Gimmick
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Hatsumi & Shinogu
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-16-09
Status: Complete

Because the sickest part of it is that none of them are brave enough to fix anything. — Hatsumi, Shinogu, Azusa

like poison

2009-09-13T00:26:22-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Envy & Winry R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,020, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-13-09
Status: Complete

I couldn’t hurt you if I tried. He loved you down to his marrow. — EnvyWinry

consumption of alcohol or otherwise

2009-09-13T00:24:46-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kanda & Lavi
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-13-09
Status: Complete

Kanda, why are you wearing clothes? — KandaLenaleeLavi

meet my stalkers

2009-09-13T00:23:00-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kagura & Okita S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 360, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-13-09
Status: Complete

Loser. I hope your ship crashes into Uranus. — KaguraOkita

testosterone vs estrogen

2009-09-13T00:21:37-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kairi & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 568, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-13-09
Status: Complete

Why does it feel like your primary argument are your…breasts? — RoxasKairi

feminine wiles

2009-09-13T00:20:05-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Zoro & Nami
Chapters: 1, Words: 383, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-13-09
Status: Complete

There could be only one explanation for why Zoro kept on dreaming about Nami: she was obviously brainwashing his subconscious. — ZoroNami

electron conspiracy

2009-09-13T00:18:25-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Katara & Zuko
Chapters: 1, Words: 394, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-13-09
Status: Complete

You ever had a one night stand? You ever had your one night stand end up on the cover of People magazine? — ZukoKatara

timed collision

2009-08-11T22:10:33-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Misc. Anime/Manga
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 363, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

Ann Cassandra. “Happy birthday,” she says, at the same time he asks, “Would you marry me?” — BekkuBanjou

bee eff effs

2009-08-11T22:07:53-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Azusa N. & Mio A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 222, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

Azusa rushed forwards, catching her sempai mid-faint. — Azusa, Mio, Yui

valued white lies

2009-08-11T22:03:10-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Cheshire Cat
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

The whole fat world’s a naked model posing for a treasure map, flaws dolled up by X’s. — Cheshire Cat

the unsecret admirer

2009-08-11T22:01:19-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Persona Series
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kanji T. & Yukiko A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

Persona 4. “It would seem that my son has been confined to the toilet for the next several hours.” — YukikoKanji

in the company of men

2009-08-11T21:59:25-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cross & Lenalee
Chapters: 1, Words: 326, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

She attempted to pin him with a reproving look. It didn’t work in the slightest. — Cross, Lenalee

black roses in her hair

2009-07-30T14:01:53-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Erza S. & Gerard/Siegrain
Chapters: 1, Words: 854, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-30-09
Status: Complete

For Keely. The thing about a message in a bottle is that you don’t have to expect a reply. — ErzaJeral

of greatness

2009-06-19T18:06:02-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Kallen S. & Lelouch L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 803, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-19-09
Status: Complete

Her job is to last with him, right until the end. — KallenLelouch

now for the rebuttal

2009-06-19T18:04:58-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Scrapped Princess
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,275, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-19-09
Status: Complete

And when it is time to fight once again, I shall be there. — FullePacifica

nostradamus

2009-06-19T18:04:13-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Erza S. & Gerard/Siegrain
Chapters: 1, Words: 734, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-19-09
Status: Complete

The funny thing is that is doesn’t matter, they still can’t get it right. — ErzaJeral, AU

early and love birds

2009-06-19T18:03:11-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Loke & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-19-09
Status: Complete

Loki, stop seducing girls when they’re half asleep. It’s not nice. — LokiLucy

faith measured in razors

2009-06-18T02:00:54-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Slumdog Millionaire
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Latika & Salim M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 767, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

The trick is not breathing. — SalimLatika

reading the mood

2009-06-18T01:59:11-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 808, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Your existence continues to insult me. — DracoHermoine

exclamations of the irate

2009-05-27T22:33:55-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Tales of the Abyss
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Asch & Natalia
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,646, Reviews: 21 Updated: 5-27-09 Published: 3-29-09
Status: Complete

In which Asch keeps a diary. Between pining over Natalia, key-smashing over Luke, and moping over the injustice of it all, he might actually manage to get something done. Also, Guy may or may not be trying to kill him. — AschNatalia, GuyNatalia

on it like sunshine

2009-05-09T23:34:37-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Final Fantasy X-2
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Gippal & Rikku
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-9-09
Status: Complete

The grand tale of how Gippal really lost that eye. Or sometimes just, ‘She is NOT my girlfriend!’ — GippalRikku

the family we choose

2009-04-29T20:24:36-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Erza S. & Natsu D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 715, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-29-09
Status: Complete

Oh yes, punish us Erza! Punish us!

runaway bride

2009-04-20T22:01:15-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Okita S. & Kagura
Chapters: 1, Words: 468, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

In which Okita does the courting, Gintoki fails to be protective and overbearing, Kagura takes matters into her own hands, and Shinpachi is disgusted with the lot of them.

take me to the riot

2009-04-20T21:58:57-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Matt & Misa A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 515, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

It doesn’t get any better than this. — MattMisa

and don't forget the birth control

2009-04-20T21:57:26-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ichigo K. & Love A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

In which Orihime tries to return Ichigo’s math notes, and somehow ends up getting him pregnant. Or at least, that’s what his father thinks.

a time and a place

2009-04-20T21:55:38-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Juvia L. & Gray F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 548, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

Run Gray, run!

the tropic of cancer

2009-04-12T01:07:07-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Loke & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 604, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-12-09
Status: Complete

Because all good men must wear body glitter to impress the ladies, even if Natsu’s convinced it causes cancer. — LucyLoki

my sweetheart gives me bruises

2009-04-05T01:15:37-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Okita S. & Kagura
Chapters: 1, Words: 573, Reviews: 18 Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

The foolproof method to dating: arrest all the competition. — OkitaKagura

the standard for homicide

2009-04-02T17:37:44-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Aquarius & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 481, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-2-09
Status: Complete

Aquarius puts up with a lot of crap. She DOES NOT need Lucy writing off her bad behavior as PMS. Seriously. That's just going too far.

and a ring around my neck

2009-03-26T21:00:59-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Loke & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 544, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-26-09
Status: Complete

No one woos like Loki woos. Here’s a hint: he’s got a tattoo on his butt. — LucyLoki

nearing detonation

2009-03-21T17:18:43-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Kairi & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,490, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

In which three unstable relationships pretend to be steadier than the others. — RoxasKairiAxel

a standard for beauty

2009-03-21T16:17:16-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Lenalee & Lavi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,039, Reviews: 19 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

In China, women married rich so that they could afford to be carried. — LaviLenalee

attack of the body snatchers

2009-03-21T16:14:41-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,110, Reviews: 30 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

In which Derek does the unthinkable and stops trying to win Casey over with fourth grade tactics. Casey is understandably calling for a restraining order. — DerekCasey

of the finer details

2009-03-18T19:55:47-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Shugo Chara!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Amu H. & Ikuto T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 994, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-18-09
Status: Complete

He traces her face as a reward to himself for good behavior, and lets himself back out the window. — AmuIkuto

over the fence

2009-03-17T23:02:29-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Erza S. & Gray F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

It's a bra, Gray. Stop using it like it's a noose, you dork. It's not THAT difficult to put on! — ErzaGray

a matter of weight ratio

2009-03-16T19:33:43-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Lovely Complex
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,074, Reviews: 21 Published: 3-16-09
Status: Complete

Because at some point in time, every girl thinks she’s fat. Risa just happens to do so in the loudest manner she can possibly achieve. — OtaniRisa

where the sun and earth meet

2009-03-15T10:09:13-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gajeel R. & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 473, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Of all the people to be engaged to, why was he stuck with someone so squeaky! — LucyGazille

he said, she said

2009-03-10T17:04:14-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lucy H. & Natsu D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,260, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

In which Gazille hates everything, Gray is given unnecessary CPR by fifteen different girls, Levi has a dirty mind, Kana is aghast, Happy keeps on turning into Lucy, Natsu asks Lucy out, Mirajane keeps dumping water on Luxus, and Lucy is on the warpath.

the need for sound

2009-03-03T22:51:24-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Juvia L. & Gray F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 975, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-3-09
Status: Complete

It's not stalking! It's just a very concentrated, obsessive form of adoration and...oh, shut up. — LluviaGray

all or nothing

2009-03-03T17:56:09-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Scrapped Princess
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 579, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-3-09
Status: Complete

I bet you I can get a discount off my raw sex appeal! — FullePacifica

broken birds

2009-03-03T17:54:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Ino Y. & Juugo
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-3-09
Status: Complete

And why should you think I would ever want you? — JuugoIno

a pair of jokers

2009-02-28T13:30:49-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rinoa H. & Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Squall and strip poker do not mix.

the conditions of warfare

2009-02-28T13:06:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Germany & Japan
Chapters: 1, Words: 397, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Why Germany didn't win WWII: They were stuck with Italy's fine wines, when all they really wanted was some honest beer. Seriously. Oh, and Italy had impractical socks.

like slow motion

2009-02-28T13:04:29-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Gray F. & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 484, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

In which Lucy goes home, gets married, and invariably comes straight back to where she belongs. AU, obviously.

naughty or nice?

2009-02-24T18:07:29-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 650, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Ah, unicorn hunts; the nets, the unicorns, the blushing virgins…wait, blushing virgins? Where the heck are we supposed to find one of those?

star crossed lovers

2009-02-14T22:09:14-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,020, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

So, you mind teaching my how to seduce a guy?

the price of water

2009-02-11T18:35:25-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Olivier A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 530, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-11-09
Status: Complete

Meta. It isn’t supposed to happen like this. — Olivier

curtain call

2009-01-30T00:26:55-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 704, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

Live a little dangerously. — DerekCasey

in an orderly fashion

2009-01-28T19:19:18-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gray F. & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 948, Reviews: 38 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

In which four people are stuck in a closet. Lucy fumes, Loki leers, Natsu sets things on fire, and Gray just wishes someone would kiss Lucy so they could all get out. Oh, and Happy is an evil genius. That too.

spice it up

2009-01-15T22:14:16-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Natsu D. & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 677, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-15-09
Status: Complete

There are several totally innocent and plausible reasons for why Natsu's taking Lucy's shirt off. Take your pick. — LucyNatsu

fearsome fetish

2009-01-10T12:51:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

You know those stories where Sasuke gets turned into a kitten? This is one of those stories where Sakura gets turned into a bug. — SasukeSakuraItachi

memories once forgotten

2009-01-10T12:23:08-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 349, Reviews: 24 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

Even Sasuke must have had baby pictures. — SasukeSakura, implied SakuraItachi

bermuda triangle

2009-01-10T12:11:32-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Nami & Luffy
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

Luffy in hungry, Nami is pissed, Zoro and Sanji are still fighting, and Usopp has reportedly slept with a thousand mermaids. I mean, a million.

castrati

2009-01-10T11:54:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Blood+
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Diva & Amshel
Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

There is something heavy about Amshel. — DivaAmshel

king of kings

2009-01-05T22:14:41-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lucy H. & Gray F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 745, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

In an attempt to reclaim his lost status, Gray challenges Lucy to a duel. Or he tries to, anyways. It’d help if Natsu and Erza could shut up for a second.

icing on the cake

2009-01-05T22:09:38-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lenalee & Kanda
Chapters: 1, Words: 403, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

It turns out that Kanda bakes. Sort of. — KandaLenalee

between the nowhere

2009-01-05T19:02:14-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

Hinata, failure, and glasses of water.

knight in shining armor

2009-01-05T18:45:13-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: High School Debut
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 422, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

This role reversal was embarrassing, really. — HarunaYoh

a queen of two castles

2009-01-05T18:33:03-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Mortal Instruments
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 292, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

Picking out ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ for movie night wasn’t exactly Jace’s most subtle move. — JaceClarySimon

airborne acrobatics

2009-01-05T18:19:21-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Toph & Aang
Chapters: 1, Words: 584, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

In which Toph is manipulative, Aang is half asleep, and Zuko is naked. As always.

the world ends with you

2008-12-25T00:50:49-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Gerard/Siegrain & Erza S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,142, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

Erza hates herself for never giving up. It figures that he’d have figured out a way to escape death. — ErzaJeral

domestic invasion

2008-12-23T04:08:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Natsu D. & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

Lucy is somewhat less than pleased. Actually, Lucy is going to kill every last one of them, and slowly. Especially Gray, who took over her shower.

the spaces between

2008-12-23T03:17:07-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Blood+
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Mao & Okamura
Chapters: 1, Words: 673, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

The question is, would she really have sold the camera? — OkamuraMao

friends with benefits

2008-12-21T22:55:24-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lucy H. & Natsu D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 632, Reviews: 34 Published: 12-21-08
Status: Complete

Apparently, the magazine industry knew Lucy was dating Natsu before Lucy did. — LucyNatsu

running in reverse

2008-12-21T22:21:12-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Pairing: Erza S. & Gray F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 625, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-21-08
Status: Complete

It took her about three seconds to figure he was an idiot. — ErzaGray

bomb digger

2008-12-20T01:59:31-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Lucky Star
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Konata, Kagami, and Tsukasa discuss minesweeper. Konata’s version has secret dungeons and special items.

double dip

2008-12-20T01:58:16-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Blood+
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Mao & Okamura
Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

He thinks she’s a little bit irrational. — OkamuraMao

darling and diabolical

2008-12-14T21:12:29-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gray F. & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 748, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-14-08
Status: Complete

Lucy is by far the cutest girl he knows, and Gray is deeply suspicious. — GrayLucy

in the sky with diamonds

2008-12-14T20:20:04-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Loke & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-14-08
Status: Complete

It’s so cute when she’s in such obvious and blatant denial. — LucyLoki

gratuitous violence

2008-12-02T21:46:32-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Erza S. & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 563, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-2-08
Status: Complete

Lucy’s not a guy, so Erza can’t bond with her over the usual things. You know, like meat and violent movies and ‘art’ that is really just soft core porn.

crank the music box

2008-12-02T21:18:36-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 360, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-2-08
Status: Complete

The kid’s gone. — RoxasAxelKairi

the trials of jacob

2008-11-01T22:28:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Jacob
Chapters: 1, Words: 745, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-1-08
Status: Complete

Has anyone else noticed the similarities between vampires and cannibals?

and we shall forget

2008-11-01T22:26:36-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-1-08
Status: Complete

If she wasn’t dying and he had a heart, they’d be perfect. — SasoriSakura AU

for you, it's free

2008-10-30T20:18:53-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Grimmjow J. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 737, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

Epic battles do not allow ‘time outs!’ — GrimmjawOrihime

the cat eye green of undiluted wine

2008-10-30T19:04:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Olette & Seifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 195, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

Siefer proposes, and Olette accepts. But not right away. — RoxasOletteSeifer

you never kissed me

2008-10-19T16:07:15-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Lavi & Lenalee
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

The dress brings out the highlights in her hair. And it makes her look paler. And it makes her look thin. — LaviLenalee

what's left of me

2008-10-19T16:06:09-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Ichigo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 598, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Ichigo, and a girl who he knew for a couple hours…until she forgot ever meeting him.

thirteen black cats

2008-10-19T16:04:57-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Himawari K. & K. Watanuki
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Don’t worry about him, he just got a little skin stuck in the zipper.

the would be depression

2008-10-19T16:03:51-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Karin
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Karin tried to be depressed. She really did. But then Naruto had to go and shove her into a puddle. — NarutoKarin

the pheonix rises from the ashes

2008-10-19T16:02:10-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 504, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

You will lose everything. — SakuraSasuke

lipstick collared kisses

2008-10-19T16:01:01-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Cowboy Bebop
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Faye V. & Spike S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 453, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Spike has put up with her hogging the bathroom. He has suffered through her eating his food. He has endured sharing the television. But when Faye brings a man back to the Bebop, things have gone far enough. — FayeSpike

i don't have forever

2008-10-19T15:59:43-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

She is seventeen and knows what she’s doing, but that’s still too young. — ItachiSakura, AU

hypothermia is fandom's ho

2008-10-19T15:58:22-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lee R. & Tenten
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Good work, Tenten! That sneeze could compete with the force of a raging tempest! — LeeTenten

backup singer

2008-10-19T15:56:58-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Blood+
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Diva & Nathan
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

I will make a beautiful stage for you. — DivaNathan

on the makings of a serial killer

2008-10-16T22:49:20-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Zoro & Nami
Chapters: 1, Words: 251, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

There is simply no way to avoid the fact that most rowboats don’t have bathrooms. — Nami, Luffy, Zoro

world domination in thirty days and fifty minutes

2008-10-16T22:48:08-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Envy & Winry R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 289, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Is it better to die with your friends, or live on without them? — EnvyWinry

dancing for rain

2008-10-16T22:46:28-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kanda & Lenalee
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Kanda, on heels and rain and Lenalee and the common language of beauty. — KandaLenalee

burning paper moons

2008-10-16T22:44:46-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sakura H. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Things don’t go according to plan when the wrong man stares at her all through dinner. — SakuraItachi, SakuraSasuke

happy birthday

2008-10-04T18:39:36-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Neji H. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 942, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Just because he got his girlfriend socks for her birthday does not mean that Neji is socially awkward. Well, he is. But he actually has a good reason this time. — NejiSakura

dreamscape

2008-10-04T18:38:09-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Sakura H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,067, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Are you still the same person when you live another life? Do you love the same people? Do you even know them? — NejiSakura AU

first impressions

2008-10-04T18:37:13-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Tenten & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,696, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Neji starts off high school by accidentally wearing women’s pants. — NejiTenten

postscript

2008-10-04T18:36:20-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 900, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Stop writing crappy poetry in the margins of your worksheet and apologize already! — SasukeSakura

strictly politics

2008-10-04T18:34:24-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Hinata H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,093, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

How far would you go for peace? How much could you stand to sacrifice? — HinataNeji

endangered

2008-10-04T18:33:33-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Sakura’s on a crusade to save the pandas! — Team 7

chore

2008-10-04T18:32:27-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 781, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

It’s like five jillion degrees, and someone’s gonna have to do the dishes. — Team 7

xyrophobia

2008-10-04T18:31:28-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Axel & Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 925, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

But it doesn’t feel like home. — AxelKairiRoxas

bang!

2008-10-04T18:30:33-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Deidara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Everyone’s a critic. — DeidaraSakura

trash

2008-10-04T18:13:44-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke leaves and Kakashi cannot forgive him.

remember

2008-10-04T18:12:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Rin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,251, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

On the team that could only band together at the end. — Rin, Kakashi, Obito, Minato

pitfalls of perfection

2008-10-04T18:11:43-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 865, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

My name is Marianna Anastasia Rinslet Ysabell Summer Underground Empress. But you can call me Mary Sue.

marriage

2008-10-04T18:10:11-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

The Akatsuki offers up some wise words of wisdom, for all the newlyweds out there. Particularly Sasuke and Sakura, ‘cause god knows they need all the help they can get.

inconspicuous

2008-10-04T18:09:20-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Shizune
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

No one with needles up her sleeves is as nice as she initially appears. — Shizune

unfortunate heroes

2008-10-04T18:08:29-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Itachi U. & Hanabi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 509, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Hanabi and Itachi; the impressionable child, and the man she modeled herself after. — HanabiItachi

harmony en fatal

2008-10-04T18:06:47-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Tayuya & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 439, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Tayuya possibly hated him with every fiber of her being. — TayuyaSasuke

ultimate showdown

2008-10-04T18:05:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 507, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke and Itachi, The Ultimate Showdown.

grey areas

2008-10-04T18:04:28-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Misa A. & L
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Kira doesn’t always kill for justice. — MisaL

four golden days

2008-10-04T18:03:31-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Olette & Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 545, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Olette falls in love with all the people who’ll leave. — OletteRoxas, OletteKairi

edge of eternity

2008-10-04T18:02:03-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Claire B. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Peter never catches her, but he does stop before they hit. And sometimes Claire wonders if maybe, she’d like to keep going. — PeterClaire

fluff

2008-10-04T18:01:05-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Tenten & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Sakura is finally in a happy relationship, all set out for her happy ending. Tenten is horrified.

constant vigilence

2008-10-04T17:59:51-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Misa A. & L
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

What do you mean; I have to wait until he’s eighteen? — LightMisaL

beauty and the beast

2008-10-04T17:58:55-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Pairing: Lenalee & Kanda
Chapters: 1, Words: 984, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

He only had until the last petal fell. — KandaLenalee

dearly departed

2008-10-04T17:57:54-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 935, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

There’s nothing like writing letters to your dead husband and having him write back. — HinataNaruto

the softest death

2008-09-27T23:40:38-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Haku
Chapters: 1, Words: 460, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

I smile to make dying easier. Sometimes I can’t stop. — Haku

universally dispised

2008-09-27T23:39:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Hanabi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

You can preach your equality, but really, you’re all hoping I fail. — Hanabi

razor edge of insanity

2008-09-27T23:38:48-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 465, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

It’s like you’re all waiting for the day I crack. — Kakashi

eternal masquerade

2008-09-27T23:37:50-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kankuro
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

Death isn’t as scary when you’ve painted monsters on your face. —Kankuro

compulsively parasitic

2008-09-27T23:36:54-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Shino A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

There is no one to loathe you quite as much as yourself. — Shino

survival of the weak

2008-09-27T23:35:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Shizune
Chapters: 1, Words: 497, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

She fought unconventionally, which is to say, she fought dirty. — Shizune

extraordinarily regular

2008-09-27T23:35:00-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Tenten
Chapters: 1, Words: 467, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

She has left behind the water dragons and the phoenix, but in mediocrity she finds her home. — Tenten

shoot at the sun

2008-09-27T23:33:54-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Lee R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

He didn’t want to be a loser. — Lee

chasing halycon days

2008-09-27T23:32:57-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 470, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

His own kindness is slowly burning him from the inside out. — Shikamaru

fight for another's dream

2008-09-27T23:31:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Tsunade S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

You cannot understand the savage joy of a fight, the strength in muscles cheated young. — Tsunade

first kiss

2008-09-27T13:13:17-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 887, Reviews: 20 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

Eh, not bad. I mean, not the best I’ve ever had but…wait, that wasn’t your first, was it? — SasukeSakura

odds

2008-09-27T13:12:07-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Pairing: Hana I. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 986, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

With a fail rate of sixty six percent, two children are left standing. — HanaItachi

imprint

2008-09-27T13:11:11-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 998, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

We’ve both left our mark on one another. — GaaraSakura

graffiti

2008-09-27T13:10:02-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

I’ll sing you a song of creepers and illegal art, the shot-down love story. — GaaraSakura

the talk

2008-09-27T13:08:50-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 43 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

Where do babies come from? — GaaraSakura

hold me

2008-09-27T13:07:45-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 45 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura

magic

2008-09-21T16:05:49-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Deidara & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,089, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

It's tough having an eleven-year-old stalker. — DeidaraTemari, Harry Potter Crossover

date

2008-09-21T16:03:45-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 417, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Hinata attempts to ask Naruto on a date. 'Attempts' is a critical word here.

cereal

2008-09-21T16:01:20-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Of cereal and television and monster trucks and tomatoes. I would advise you not to forget the tomatoes.

domestic

2008-09-21T15:59:07-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 440, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Sakura is hogging the bathroom. This is a Very Big Problem, since Naruto and Sasuke really have to pee.

wedding crashers

2008-09-21T14:31:23-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,116, Reviews: 18 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

The Akatsuki crash Sasuke and Sakura's wedding with every intention of lecturing the kiddos on safe sex.

twinkle toes

2008-09-21T14:29:42-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 681, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Deidara and Itachi are faced with the task of teaching the rest of the Akatsuki how to dance.

soup

2008-09-21T14:28:11-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Eat the damn soup or die slowly. — Akatsuki

psycho

2008-09-21T14:26:13-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 969, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

The Akatsuki meet their match in a sweet-faced psychiatrist.

bitter flame

2008-09-21T14:23:36-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 805, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

People have this tendency to remember all the bad things that happened to them in life. — SakuraSasori AU

a selfhelp guide to love

2008-09-21T14:21:51-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Anko M. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 627, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Anko is slightly drunk. Sasuke is slightly underaged.

stupid dreamers

2008-06-04T02:42:14-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Olette & Seifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Eternity passes quickly when you're waiting for something that'll never happen. — SeiferOlette

oh no you didn't

2008-06-04T02:36:20-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Office
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 602, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

When courting someone, there's nothing quite as impressive as shoving a katana up Andy's nose.

no yesterdays

2008-06-04T02:31:55-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 374, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

The Noah is a family of black elegance and spider-web lace. She doesn't belong. — TykiLenalee

my liar

2008-06-04T02:29:29-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

She was married on her twenty first birthday to a man with eyes like spiced tea, and a goofy grin that she never doubted. — TykiLulubell

love shack

2008-06-04T02:26:49-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 446, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

It was only a matter of time before Sakura snapped and fed Sasuke drugs to make him horny.

love me like a rock star

2008-06-04T02:23:55-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Demyx & Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes she'll turn on the radio and wonder if he's singing about her. — KairiDemyx

melodramatic rich kids

2008-06-04T02:19:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Haruhi F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Put down the angel dress and no one gets hurt!

highly explosive

2008-06-04T02:16:41-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Because talking to Lavi and Allen about girls and where they rank on the hotness scale was TOTALLY on Kanda's to-do list. Really.

dutiful

2008-06-04T02:14:11-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Kagura and Okita continue to beat on each other, Hijikata is not amused, Gintoki slacks off, and Shinpachi worries over repair costs.

babies

2008-04-29T19:41:49-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 462, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

Yeah, you should be afraid. – OkitaKagura

rin

2008-04-01T18:53:42-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Spirited Away
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Rin
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

She has the broken feet of a princess, but the long legs of a runaway. Her name is Rin, now.

wonder

2008-04-01T18:49:54-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Kagura abandons her nursing duties to, er, 'fight' with Okita, and our hero is once again left in Otae's care. Pray for Gintoki.

supahsweet

2008-04-01T18:47:33-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: L & Misa A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

L and Misa climb a fence. Don't laugh, it's hard in a skirt! — MisaL

revenge

2008-04-01T18:46:24-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Peter P. & Claire B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 259, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Three hours and twenty two minutes after his brother dies, she comes to him and says that they're going to take on the world. — PeterClaire

protector

2008-04-01T18:44:35-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sesshomaru & Kagome
Chapters: 1, Words: 202, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Sesshomaru attempts to hire Kagome as a babysitter. Cue the screaming.

old

2008-04-01T18:42:49-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sesshomaru & Kagome
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Kagome and Sesshomaru have a very intelligent and wordy conversation. About his hair. — KagomeSesshomaru

ideal

2008-04-01T18:41:16-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 207, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

You might as well have named them Romeo and Juliet, you dolt.

hawt

2008-04-01T18:38:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kagome & Miroku
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Kagome's friends find a picture of Miroku. They really, really, REALLY approve. — KagomeMiroku

casualties optional

2008-04-01T18:35:56-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Gintama
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

And all she wanted was to take her pet alien for a walk. — OkitaKagura

alternative

2008-04-01T18:33:34-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Mortal Instruments
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 103, Reviews: 25 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

You get the whiteout, I'll get the birth certificates. — JaceClary

failed hero

2008-02-12T22:26:12-08:00

Author: The Extra
Category: Scrapped Princess
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 643, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-12-08
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, there was a girl who died. He was waiting. — FullePacifica